FabSwingers.com forum: Funny Quotes

By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"you wanna give me a job??? But the waitresses hate me"

"wait til you have given them crabs - then you will know hatred!!"

Which movie????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As Good As It Gets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocktail

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"Cocktail"

CORRECT MR Wishy,

Please intall the next quote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pulp fiction

maybe

ok another one for you

"I shot an arrow in the air, she came down in barclay square"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed."

"
4 weddings and a funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct. Next quote goes to Femme.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up."

So frustrating, as it is at the tip of my tongue!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

So frustrating, as it is at the tip of my tongue!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!

Not sure about this but...Norma Desmond in that Sunset Boulevard movie???

(I'm gonna google it now LOL)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

So frustrating, as it is at the tip of my tongue!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!!

Not sure about this but...Norma Desmond in that Sunset Boulevard movie???

(I'm gonna google it now LOL)"
ya got it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zeds dead, (short quote)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Zeds dead, (short quote)

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pulp fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Zeds dead, (short quote)

pulp fiction

Too good

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You're gonna need a bigger boat.""

Jaws (one) the original

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws (one) the original"
yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do ya feel lucky punk??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"do ya feel lucky punk??

"
easy!!!!!!!!!!! dirty harry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhh PS Dirty Harry was right of course

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

[Removed by poster at 05/03/10 00:56:01]

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??"
indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? "
hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap"

Nope,

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

Nope,

"
blazing saddles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dirty harry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

Nope,

blazing saddles?"

Yup, thats it

hmmmmmm, lets try a harder one,

nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dirty harry

dirty harry was right for the " do you feel lucky punk"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

Nope,

blazing saddles?

Yup, thats it

hmmmmmm, lets try a harder one,

nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?

"
pulp fiction again or donnie darko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

Nope,

blazing saddles?

Yup, thats it

hmmmmmm, lets try a harder one,

nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?

pulp fiction again or donnie darko"

Pulp fiction again, I thought it might throw you from the same movie

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Snakes, why did it have to be snakes??indiana jones raiders of the lost ark

Damn, your good,

OK,

Are we black? hell that would be.....

this is spinal tap

Nope,

blazing saddles?

Yup, thats it

hmmmmmm, lets try a harder one,

nobody does a fucking thing unless I do it first. What did I just say?

pulp fiction again or donnie darko

Pulp fiction again, I thought it might throw you from the same movie

"
ok my turn now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I feel the need—the need for speed!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I feel the need—the need for speed!""

top gun

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

""I feel the need—the need for speed!""

PUTS HAND UP, mememe

Top gun

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

My puter feels the need for fecking speed, lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""I feel the need—the need for speed!"

PUTS HAND UP, mememe

Top gun

"
yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy debz ya got it xxxxxxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

""I feel the need—the need for speed!"

top gun

"
let debz have it lol i was too busy looking at sex on wheelz

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

Ta FF

Twins, in a bunkbed, hoo ha hoo ha!!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

monsters inc?

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"monsters inc?"

Fuck me you ARE good!!!!!

LOL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"monsters inc?

Fuck me you ARE good!!!!!

LOL"
no im baaaaaaaaaaaad lol xx

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By *ebzStar OP Woman
over a year ago

Notting

"monsters inc?

Fuck me you ARE good!!!!!

LOLno im baaaaaaaaaaaad lol xx"

meow baby - dont i know it

Next quote then please

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Earn this".

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Probably gonna have to give you clues to this one (above) but its a real tear-jerking moment in a fantastic film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Earn this"."

A few goog men?

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

""Earn this".

A few goog men?

Nope, although that description could be used to describe the group of men involved.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

""Earn this".

A few goog men?

Nope, although that description could be used to describe the group of men involved."

And the quote is very near the end of the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

The magnificent 7

just a guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The right stuff?

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Saving Private Ryan

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Saving Private Ryan

Bingo, brings a lump to my throat every time, as Tom Hanks lies there, dying.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"Saving Private Ryan

Bingo, brings a lump to my throat every time, as Tom Hanks lies there, dying."

Does Tom Hanks die in it

ive never made it to the end

aaaawwwww thats sad

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

My turn?

"No women, no kids, that's the rules."

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My turn?

"No women, no kids, that's the rules.""
Leon

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth

Yep - good spot

your go!

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