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Same goes for when i hear glass smashing- but thankfully i dont have the compulsion to go round smashing windows!!!
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"Why do we have a compulsion to throw stones in it????" I love to watch peeps do it. Brings out the devilment in me 
Well you can creep up behind the skimmer and go.........BOOOOOOOO  and watch them fall in face first | |||
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"To see how many stones you can get into the shopping trolly in the bottom... 6 is my top score... "Is THAT where my shopping trolly went??? God damn. It can take more than 6 stones you know- i tested it  | |||
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"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water....." Yea - you loved it when that skimmer caught you a cropper on your arse!! | |||
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"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water..... Yea - you loved it when that skimmer caught you a cropper on your arse!! "Well my arse is still peachy so no damage done but i love all the fun of the fair you know | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple "I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before." | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
"Oooo Love a 99 yum! | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
"Hahahaha can see you floating on a boat on still water with your flake and Snoggy chucking a stone at you | |||
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"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water....." Must be a nightmare walking past the toilet every day and resisting the urge ! | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum! "Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Hahahaha can see you floating on a boat on still water with your flake and Snoggy chucking a stone at you"Ahh we would have a canoe on said boating pond with a pirate flag and flakes a plenty from a day full of plunder! Oooarrr maties!  | |||
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"I can never pass still water without stripping off and skinny dipping in it....all the time dodging stones that some fecker' insists on skimming across the water..... Must be a nightmare walking past the toilet every day and resisting the urge !" I never resisit the urge
As for toilets - i dont tend to have that many that i have to pass on a regular basis - unless i go out my way | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead "You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ? | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ? "Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys. | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys."Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums... | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums... "What i thought it was your night to look after her!  | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her! "Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...  | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so... "Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal. | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...
Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal."Well shovelling coal should keep her warm good idea...Least I wont have to feed her...Any change left in her purse or did you stick it all in the Bandit??? | |||
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"Its nice to cause a ripple
I prefer a flake as "Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate, never tasted before."
Oooo Love a 99 yum!
Wohhh its mi brotherfromanothermother! Greetings fellow slaphead
You are looking sexier than normal must be the way the light is reflecting from your dome...Hows me Mum ?
Mother is great, she collected her pension se we have been for a chicken tikka masala chips n rice and she is downing a pint or Murphys.
Batton down the hatches at home tonight cos a storm is gonna be a brewing...hoo hoo...Tell her to take some tums...
What i thought it was your night to look after her!
Well I could do with a hand getting the coal in so prop her up by the outside Karzy and I will pop out in an hour or so...
Its -2 outside! Don't you think she might get frozen to the karzy seat if i leave her there an hour?
Anyway she could help with the coal.
Well shovelling coal should keep her warm good idea...Least I wont have to feed her...Any change left in her purse or did you stick it all in the Bandit??? "You know what mother is like on the bandit! Half of it went in the machine and the other half in aunt Ada’s cleavage when mother lost her glasses. Auntie E was jingling something chronic in her clouts. | |||
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"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way. Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!!" Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold | |||
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"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way. Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!! Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold "Perfect!!  | |||
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"If you rescue my trolly from the bottom of that water - you can lend it to transport ya mum that way. Even pad it out a bit for her tho - cos other wise she gonna get pretty bruised!!! Cool as she struggles with 2 bags of nutty slag on her back when its cold
Perfect!! "I do want it back after tho - even with its didgy wheel | |||
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"Why do we have a compulsion to throw stones in it????" I just get a compulsion to sit at the lakeside and watch the water.....lose my thoughts in it | |||
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