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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you get into "situations"? Funny, embarrassing or just plain weird tell us your stories.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Was on a course in Manchester once, went out with colleagues on the course, got pissed, went to another pub, got even more pissed. Then decided to go back to my hotel but forgot I'd gone to the second pub, so I took directions as if I was still in the first pub! Ended up in Picadilly, completely lost and had to pay a prostitute £5 to take me back to my hotel. She offered my a blowjob for £10 or sex for £15 but I stuck to the help back to the hotel!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Was on a course in Manchester once, went out with colleagues on the course, got pissed, went to another pub, got even more pissed. Then decided to go back to my hotel but forgot I'd gone to the second pub, so I took directions as if I was still in the first pub! Ended up in Picadilly, completely lost and had to pay a prostitute £5 to take me back to my hotel. She offered my a blowjob for £10 or sex for £15 but I stuck to the help back to the hotel! "

Most people get a taxi. Not for a blowjob though.

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

I thought I was only a few yards from my hotel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"

Ssssoooooooo embarrassing

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one "

So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"

Ssssoooooooo embarrassing "

Did they have better stuff in their trolley?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one

So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?

"

Was a she and from the fountain

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By *heirishboy121Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen Northen ireland

lol was it mountain dew lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"

Ssssoooooooo embarrassing

Did they have better stuff in their trolley?"

Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"

Ssssoooooooo embarrassing

Did they have better stuff in their trolley?

Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine! "

What were you thinking about? Green lipped mussels and how they would be lovely with a gratin topping?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one

So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?

Was a she and from the fountain "

Did you enjoy it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol was it mountain dew lol "

Clitoris spring

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By *heirishboy121Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen Northen ireland

lol you have some very strange tastes ok sparkling or still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one

So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?

Was a she and from the fountain

Did you enjoy it?"

No it was awkard n i couldnt stop laughing....you know what im like my mouth runs off with me n i had to make jokes.

It was the same ones who wanted to shove cherry tomatoes up my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol you have some very strange tastes ok sparkling or still "

Depends what ive been drinking.

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By *heirishboy121Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen Northen ireland

lol well at least he offered you a meal fresh salad just watch out for the cucumber lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Always doing it i once met a loonball who wanted to drink my pee and agreed and then got stage fright....thought there was a lucky escape untill a few drinks later when i jumped up announcing i needed one

So, did s/he? Did you have to aim into a glass or was s/he drinking from the fountain?

Was a she and from the fountain

Did you enjoy it?

No it was awkard n i couldnt stop laughing....you know what im like my mouth runs off with me n i had to make jokes.

It was the same ones who wanted to shove cherry tomatoes up my bum "

Food and drink. I still smile when I remember the cherry tomato story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I can think of any situations/scrapes or adventures that have happened to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg - I was in a supermarket yesterday & I happily wandered off with someone else's trolley - until I got the tap on the shoulder & "would you like to pay for them too?"

Ssssoooooooo embarrassing

Did they have better stuff in their trolley?

Actually, no!! If she had any sense she'd have hijacked mine!

What were you thinking about? Green lipped mussels and how they would be lovely with a gratin topping?

"

No, because I got food poisoning from one of those huge green monsters at Whangapoa on the Coromandel peninsula & couldn't walk within 10 yards of them cooking for a decade!

.........maybe I was dreaming of sex on the beach (pink lipped)

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I don't think I can think of any situations/scrapes or adventures that have happened to me "

Not one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Be gratefull it was a cherry tomato and not a beef tomato

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol"

Give us your top three.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was parked up in a very quiet secluded spot with a meet, I was leaning over head in his lap (yeah you all know what I was doing) happily enjoying myself as was he, after a while sat up to see a cyclist parked next to my window happily watching away, so embarrassed he just looked at me and said oh sorry carry on don't mind me just resting my legs I was mortified especially when he winked and said good job btw love, no idea how long he was watching for, meet was laughing saying I think he wanted a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same as Pussykatpurr above but the glass had steamed up (as it does) & there was a knock on the drivers window & the guy was pointing down.......... the tide was coming in - ouchy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol

Give us your top three."

Ok most recent first

Today my Ladies son came home an hour early..ten minutes previous she had been doing what she does best

Couple of months ago i was working away, got chatting to a Barmaid, her fella caught us in the Cellar after hours n chinned me

My first Mrs Robinson when i was 14 her husband came home unexpected and i spent two hours hiding in her back garden

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"My life seems to have been full of scrapes and near misses..pick an era lol

Give us your top three.

Ok most recent first

Today my Ladies son came home an hour early..ten minutes previous she had been doing what she does best

Couple of months ago i was working away, got chatting to a Barmaid, her fella caught us in the Cellar after hours n chinned me

My first Mrs Robinson when i was 14 her husband came home unexpected and i spent two hours hiding in her back garden"

Chatting in the cellar has got to be a new euphemism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on lickety, your turn!

*has popcorn at the ready

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come on lickety, your turn!

*has popcorn at the ready "

It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lickety, your turn!

*has popcorn at the ready

It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles. "

Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on lickety, your turn!

*has popcorn at the ready

It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles.

Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?

"
.....or slide the bolt?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Come on lickety, your turn!

*has popcorn at the ready

It was a hot summer morning and I was wearing drawstring linen trousers. I got to the office and my first appointment was early and no one else had arrived for work. I was juggling bags and keys to unlock the office and as I stretched up to reach the top lock my trousers fell by my ankles.

Awwwwwe - did anyone try to pick your errrrrrrrm lock?

.....or slide the bolt? "

No, that was in my serious CEO phase. No one even winked at me back then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you may have winked at them!

......I'm rude, sorry :-/

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