FabSwingers.com forum: I am off my tits on Red Bull and....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star jumps!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Star jumps!"
I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

I've seen you in heels. I'm sure you can do anything in heels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

200 press ups with me sat on your back

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!"
Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's..."
Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional.....

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dance like a twat

shag a twat

play with your twat

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

lets go to canada.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional.....

I shall flog you with my rosary and you can fumble with my casock(sp?).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically your fucked till the caffeine wears off, good job you didn't have any hahaha

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

Say the lords prayer and 20 hail Mary's...Thats bloody boring and no incentive whatsoever, now about that confessional.....

I shall flog you with my rosary and you can fumble with my casock(sp?)."
Now I have gone all weak at the knees and ripped my habit.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh)

Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Basically your fucked till the caffeine wears off, good job you didn't have any hahaha "
I forgot to mention the litre of Coca Cola I have consumed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Lemme see... caffeine is a stimulant.

You need... uh... a depressant to oppose the effects.

Alcohol! Yes, lots of alcohol. That'll help. *nod* *nod*

Don't forget to record it for us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star jumps!I am in a nuns outfit with heels...how the fuck do I do starjumps!?

With hilarious outcomes! Please video this for me!!Ok but not in HD I haven't shaved me muff.

Why would you go out dressed as a nun without shaving your muff...what's wrong with you woman...ffs

lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh)

Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up?

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I have actually, extra creamy, will that do?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!"
So whats your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

you need a soothing bath followed by a massage and then a really good ............sleep lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?

I saw you and this was my reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?

I saw you and this was my reaction.

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Usual shit then. Try Clearasil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sugar

Your eye is scary shit!So whats your excuse?

I saw you and this was my reaction.

Usual shit then. Try Clearasil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of water... Flush it out... Eat some carbs do you feel full n sleepy

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

Carry on doing it till you feel sleepy. Works for me

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Too late for Carbs and this habit is a tad snug round the arse as it is.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I have 5 suggestions......... however, 4 are illegal and the 5th would get me a ban for posting it (even though you'd laugh)

Have you got any Cravendale you could warm up?

I have actually, extra creamy, will that do?

Well it saves you finding a cow and milking it...... so yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too late for Carbs and this habit is a tad snug round the arse as it is.

Habit?....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... Effects of caffeine last 12 hours...

Water is the best thing... I just googled

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine

But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine

But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included

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I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine

But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included

I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later.

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Rennie and crochet may be better

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A 12 hour night shift will cancel out all that caffeine

But star jumps and roly polys in your habit and heels will make a great spectator event, unshaved muff included

I only like jam ones, but they are Carbs too so thats out too I guess, hey ho.....I will plait my pubic hair later.

Rennie and crochet may be better

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Thats a fucking ace idea....any good with a crocheting hook?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet.

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Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

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I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

Rolling pin or fire extinguisher?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

Rolling pin or fire extinguisher?

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I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection.

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I'm better with crotches without hooks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

Rolling pin or fire extinguisher?

I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection.

use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

wank

I have worn out my dildo, and my fingers are now wrinkly.

Rolling pin or fire extinguisher?

I haven't tried putting either up my chuff, I may get an infection.

use antibacterial gel as lube and you'll be fine! X"
Ouchie!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm ace with a crochet hook. Just not when using it to crochet.

Now that conjures all sorts in my mind......is it the same thing that I do with a temperature probe?

I'm multi-talented with one. A very useful tool, a crochet hook. I still can't crochet though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee...any ideas how to reverse the effects?

Wankathon? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alcohol gotta be the best bet alcohol and sex ah just what I need myself I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giggled so much reading this

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