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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Post what you like let's see if we can cheer everyone up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've packed my bag, see if you can guess the contents...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where you going ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post what you like let's see if we can cheer everyone up

I think you are rather gorgeous...random compliments ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I....have....vodka!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just pulled my tights out my cameltoe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm watching the Truckers and I can't believe they are showing quite explicit sex scenes. I'm far too innocent for all this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

white chocolate apples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I....have....vodka! "

I have the horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"white chocolate apples

yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm watching Waterloo road in my onesie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I....have....vodka!

I have the horn

I've lost my horns...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Post what you like let's see if we can cheer everyone up

I think you are rather gorgeous...random compliments ok?

Sure and so are you

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I unexpectedly have the house to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21-weeks & 3-days until the clocks go 4ward, LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive just pulled my tights out my cameltoe

That made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just finished Metafit. Going to be sore tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post what you like let's see if we can cheer everyone up

I think you are rather gorgeous...random compliments ok?

Sure and so are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THIS!!!!!!

please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"white chocolate apples

Sounds yummy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said"

Ha ha I now have a image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

police Helicopter is above my house... shhh

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

Is it wrong to volunteer at this point?!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I don't feel like cheering people up I left my jesters outfit at home.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I don't feel like cheering people up I left my jesters outfit at home.

So you're naked? That might cheer people up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said

Ha ha I now have a image

I was going to have Obi do a Halloween avatar - involving dressing 'mini' Obi up as a ghost

But he's not back til Sunday

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm watching the Truckers and I can't believe they are showing quite explicit sex scenes. I'm far too innocent for all this

Lol me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said

Ha ha I now have a image

I was going to have Obi do a Halloween avatar - involving dressing 'mini' Obi up as a ghost

But he's not back til Sunday

I tried to do it with face paints, but it was such a mess!

Back to the drawing board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said

Ha ha I now have a image

I was going to have Obi do a Halloween avatar - involving dressing 'mini' Obi up as a ghost

But he's not back til Sunday

I tried to do it with face paints, but it was such a mess!

Back to the drawing board "

My idea involved a (large!) handkerchief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said

Ha ha I now have a image

I was going to have Obi do a Halloween avatar - involving dressing 'mini' Obi up as a ghost

But he's not back til Sunday

I tried to do it with face paints, but it was such a mess!

Back to drawing the board "

You call your penis a board ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't feel like cheering people up I left my jesters outfit at home.

So you're naked? That might cheer people up

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No I am a nun tonight, pretending to a be a slut.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"I don't feel like cheering people up I left my jesters outfit at home.

So you're naked? That might cheer people up

No I am a nun tonight, pretending to a be a slut.

I'm enjoying your work. As you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay Femme's in tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plough my own furrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

YESSSSSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea involved a (large!) handkerchief

yeah hardly original when that is all over facebook.. still its amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You call your penis a board ? "

No, it's a canvas!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where you going ? "

Secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea involved a (large!) handkerchief

yeah hardly original when that is all over facebook.. still its amusing "

Its called fun, try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't feel like cheering people up I left my jesters outfit at home.

So you're naked? That might cheer people up

No I am a nun tonight, pretending to a be a slut.

I'm enjoying your work. As you were

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?"

Um....er no, I'm just out the bath and in my dressing gown. Not sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?"

I cannot guarantee my pussies will not try and get on my laptop screen again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea involved a (large!) handkerchief

yeah hardly original when that is all over facebook.. still its amusing

Its called fun, try it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My idea involved a (large!) handkerchief

yeah hardly original when that is all over facebook.. still its amusing

Its called fun, try it

oh i know lots about having fun thank you very much

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

What the bejesus is a gobble bobble?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

I can't get in because I'm only mobile! So not fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?

Um....er no, I'm just out the bath and in my dressing gown. Not sexy. "

You own a dressing gown. How Hefner of you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

What the bejesus is a gobble bobble? "

Its what you tie your hair back with while your giving a bj, unless you like to wrap your hair round his knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

What the bejesus is a gobble bobble?

Its what you tie your hair back with while your giving a bj, unless you like to wrap your hair round his knob

I love the fact you've given it a name.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?

I cannot guarantee my pussies will not try and get on my laptop screen again

I may pop in to observe

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

What the bejesus is a gobble bobble?

Its what you tie your hair back with while your giving a bj, unless you like to wrap your hair round his knob

Hahaha, this is genius. I often tie my hair back for this task, however I've never had a name for the necessary equipment.

Every day is a frigging school day... Even in half term

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"does anyone else think we should be having a Halloween Canada invasion right now?

Will there be any furry things on show?

Um....er no, I'm just out the bath and in my dressing gown. Not sexy. "

changed my mind...am in canada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THIS!!!!!!

please

Sorry I need it all for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THIS!!!!!!

please

Sorry I need it all for myself

Your barred!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to put a random, pointless post on a random thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to put a random, pointless post on a random thread

Don't then

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

My dog has farted and I am dyyyyyyiiing......

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

my dogs are sleeping on sofa next to me...they come to bed with me later and suck my toes ...arrrrggghhh !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been trying to dress my penis up like a vampire ... unsuccessfully it has to be said"

I'm looking for a man who wears only

one sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I found lidnt chocolate spread!!!! Bingo!!!! Need a woman as its better than toast

YOU MUST TELL ME WHERE I CAN BUY THIS!!!!!!

please

Sorry I need it all for myself

Your barred!!

I was gonna share but now I'm barred its all mine!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dentist hurt me today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist hurt me today

Didn't he wave as you passed him ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll stay in this weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in a huff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist hurt me today

Didn't he wave as you passed him ? "

It was a she!! and she wasn't very gentle or considerate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist hurt me today

Didn't he wave as you passed him ?

It was a she!! and she wasn't very gentle or considerate "

Ladies never are.

Seriously though. Hope it doesn't hurt too much. Take two panadols before bed. Failing that alcohol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist hurt me today

Didn't he wave as you passed him ?

It was a she!! and she wasn't very gentle or considerate

Ladies never are.

Seriously though. Hope it doesn't hurt too much. Take two panadols before bed. Failing that alcohol. "

I have had both lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dentist hurt me today

Didn't he wave as you passed him ?

It was a she!! and she wasn't very gentle or considerate

Ladies never are.

Seriously though. Hope it doesn't hurt too much. Take two panadols before bed. Failing that alcohol.

I have had both lol!!

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear a suit to work tomorrow or not

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By *n need of helpCouple
over a year ago

hull

is your broadband crap ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wear a suit to work tomorrow or not "
Yes your birthday one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did pumpkin for my 2 year old.scared him so much he wouldn't go bed.hmmm.

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Ive had less than 20 hours sleep since saturday yet im now wide awake. How does that work? Cudnt keep my eyes open at work today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive almost finished the living room in my new house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear a suit to work tomorrow or not Yes your birthday one.

Was my actual birthday last Sunday - you forgot my card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its today !!!!!!! woooo hooo but I still need to go to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The morning is the new Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need sweets!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to U2 Drinking Beer n eating fizzers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get naked get d*unk..be happy good start to friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where you going ?

Secret

Ok condoms,lube,riding crop and gobble bobble?

I prefer them to hold my hair out of the way while cupping the back of my head

Or let it hang so they can't see my blow job face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Starbucks red cups start today... eggnog latte please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

Got the giggles here ! Bet its not just a little overnight bag is it lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

Got the giggles here ! Bet its not just a little overnight bag is it lol x "

nah I havent started packing yet lol I am sooo gonna be in trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

Got the giggles here ! Bet its not just a little overnight bag is it lol x

nah I havent started packing yet lol I am sooo gonna be in trouble lol

Hurry up or he will set off without you ! And don't forget your shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

Got the giggles here ! Bet its not just a little overnight bag is it lol x

nah I havent started packing yet lol I am sooo gonna be in trouble lol

Hurry up or he will set off without you ! And don't forget your shoes

nah he wont ............ I dont think he is awake yet !!!! lol

I wont forget them but which pairs !!!!! oh its hard being me !!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Still wish I could do Sheffield with you all but I have too much to do.

My weekend will begin with a flu jab, which will be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fancy a massosive big fry up for Breakfast

I need help packing !!!!!

Your only going for two days

three !!!!! I am going in a while

Got the giggles here ! Bet its not just a little overnight bag is it lol x

nah I havent started packing yet lol I am sooo gonna be in trouble lol

Hurry up or he will set off without you ! And don't forget your shoes

nah he wont ............ I dont think he is awake yet !!!! lol

I wont forget them but which pairs !!!!! oh its hard being me !!!!

I'm sure your suitcase will fit ALL of them in

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