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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It comes to the point. When the next " trick or treater " comes knocking at your door. By this point, you are sick to the back teeth now. Because, literally, you've had 10 callers in the space of 90-mins...?

1, do you answer the door?

2, ignore the door bell-ringing? because, clearly, they know that you are in?

3, the next " trick or treater " is going to get both barrels ( verbally ) because, you've literally just had enough of being pestered because you are skint by this time?

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

friend of mine has used old ferraro rocher wrappers and put brussel sprouts in them lol

i know its cruel... but it is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You miserable git

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my hubby put a padlock on our gate.

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"friend of mine has used old ferraro rocher wrappers and put brussel sprouts in them lol

i know its cruel... but it is funny"

lmao

They know by now not to come to my door lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

misery. kids want sweets now not money. poundland or 99p shop, that's where I get mine. my doorbell was going for about a hour and a half. they were polite said thank you and happy Halloween.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Gawd how grumpy ..

just turn off the lights and they wont bother you ...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I only know the parents of 2 kids in my street, so they got a bag of sweets, a comic an £2 each. Not answering the door to anyone else.

If the parents cant even say hello in nearly 7yrs, then I'm sure as hell not coughing up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

85 kids in 2 hours here bless them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ten in the space of 90 minutes? Business is slow this year...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invested £10 in sweets from poundland, filled a small black sack, added a few spiders and gruesome chopped off fingers, last sweets just gone, so turned lights out, so many, about 100 young children have left my barn smiling, and their parents who accompanied them were happy too,

Usually I lock the gates and have the dogs loose, to keep people away from the farm.

I must be going soft in my old age,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ten in the space of 90 minutes? Business is slow this year..."

Thank, God. 4 that, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got none...

But I am dressed as the Punisher right now!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I invested £10 in sweets from poundland, filled a small black sack, added a few spiders and gruesome chopped off fingers, last sweets just gone, so turned lights out, so many, about 100 young children have left my barn smiling, and their parents who accompanied them were happy too,

Usually I lock the gates and have the edogs loose, to keep people away from the farm.

I must be going soft in my old age,"

Fookin ell, I spent that just on the 2 kids lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grouch at Halloween. I have a sign I picked up in a local shop saying No Trick or Treaters. Works great as I've not had a single knock at the door tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I invested £10 in sweets from poundland, filled a small black sack, added a few spiders and gruesome chopped off fingers, last sweets just gone, so turned lights out, so many, about 100 young children have left my barn smiling, and their parents who accompanied them were happy too,

Usually I lock the gates and have the edogs loose, to keep people away from the farm.

I must be going soft in my old age,

Fookin ell, I spent that just on the 2 kids lol... "

in poundland 25 Halloween lolly pops £1

10 small lucky bags £1

spiders and bandaged fingers 20 for £1

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I answer the door and give out treats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I haven't got a £-land. where I liv ( dam )

lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's always Amazon.co.uk's grocery store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

80 bags made up and gone !! Hope no more callers !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"80 bags made up and gone !! Hope no more callers !! "

Hav u made them all a brew? as in " bags " LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I give the little fookers laxative chocolate. Laugh that off yer little shits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I give the little fookers laxative chocolate. Laugh that off yer little shits "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"friend of mine has used old ferraro rocher wrappers and put brussel sprouts in them lol

i know its cruel... but it is funny"

Haha that is funny

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