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Nigella Lawson

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it just me, but when Nigella's cookery programme comes on TV I find myself quite mesmorised....I quiet like watching how to cook yummy, good food recipes and I also think Nigella is rather yummy herself, with those gorgeous sultry Italian looks...she cooks and presents in a rather sensual way and she knows it...the whole thing as I say is just mesmerising yet a very confusing experience as I find myself trying to take in the recipes whilst being too distracted with thoughts that certainly aren't about cookery ;p

I tried to emulate one of her recipes last week and found that by the end of it I just had linguini hanging out my ass crack and I'd tried to fuck a raw chicken....it was a rather embarrassing trip to A&E to get said chicken removed and I gave up in the end and had a Pot Noodle.

Anyone else having similar problems?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always defrost the chicken first, or you get friction burns..ooops, I meant no, never had that problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's okay I used plenty of butter ;p

Not that I'm endorsing the fucking of raw chickens, defrosted or otherwise or any other kind of dead poultry for that matter

Thinking about it now I'm pretty sure it's not what Nigella did...but in my head she was bent over her petite pois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigella is lush and she knows exactly what she's doing!! Oh and she can cook from what I can gather

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

soft focus food porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I had the type of mind to engage deep thought.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nigella is lush and she knows exactly what she's doing!! Oh and she can cook from what I can gather "

Yeah there is definitely some food involved somewhere there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"soft focus food porn "

Couldn't agree more

Mmmmm now I'm hungry...well I think I'm hungry or am I horny...I can't tell the difference anymore...Nigella has me all of a cufuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me there is something I really dont like about her not sure what it is but its annoying.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not me there is something I really dont like about her not sure what it is but its annoying. "

Well we all have our own tastes, she wouldn't be for everyone...must be the sultry good looks you find annoying ;p or how she oozes sex appeal when cooking ;p haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She is changing have you seen her new show on tv ? She is now very slim and looks like she has had lots of work done looks good and i still like her but at times make me cringe . lol with her words and her fiddling and her make believe friends .. its all setup for the show.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is changing have you seen her new show on tv ? She is now very slim and looks like she has had lots of work done looks good and i still like her but at times make me cringe . lol with her words and her fiddling and her make believe friends .. its all setup for the show."

Yes very true...but I'm still very confused in the kitchen and now do all my cooking in the buff...I'm the new naked chef lol ....my friends when they come around for diner just need to be very wary if I'm making a creamy sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She is changing have you seen her new show on tv ? She is now very slim and looks like she has had lots of work done looks good and i still like her but at times make me cringe . lol with her words and her fiddling and her make believe friends .. its all setup for the show.

Yes very true...but I'm still very confused in the kitchen and now do all my cooking in the buff...I'm the new naked chef lol ....my friends when they come around for diner just need to be very wary if I'm making a creamy sauce "
Well you need a good apron . lol one of them long ones that tie around the neck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She is changing have you seen her new show on tv ? She is now very slim and looks like she has had lots of work done looks good and i still like her but at times make me cringe . lol with her words and her fiddling and her make believe friends .. its all setup for the show.

Yes very true...but I'm still very confused in the kitchen and now do all my cooking in the buff...I'm the new naked chef lol ....my friends when they come around for diner just need to be very wary if I'm making a creamy sauce Well you need a good apron . lol one of them long ones that tie around the neck."

I'd look like a tent

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