FabSwingers.com forum: Best insult

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I personally love go fuck yourself.

Short. Sweet. Direct. Just like me.

Think it might come in handy today... Again

What's your favourite. And have you got something original I can use? Best one wins a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best insult is to ignore someone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The better part of you dribbled down your mums leg during childbirth kinda says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sit on it and swivel.. while sticking your middle finger up.

oh be 16 and thinking i was cool lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The best insult is to ignore someone."

Yep. I think you could be right.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I am enjoying them all though. Keep them coming xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're that ugly,not even a sniper would take you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having a row with my ex on the phone once and she told me to go fuck myself..so I told her to go pluck her twat.

She had no hair to pluck down there it just sorta came out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen one where a guy was talking to his ex wife, and she was saying how great her new bf was, so the guys said, "can you ask him when goes down on you can you ask him doea it still smell of my balls"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close your legs, your breath smells!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I personally love go fuck yourself.

Short. Sweet. Direct. Just like me.

Think it might come in handy today... Again

What's your favourite. And have you got something original I can use? Best one wins a prize

I could tell you, but you wouldn't understand!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I'm sorry, you are? . . . "

" You talk that much shit I stopped listening 3 weeks ago in fear of getting a stain! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your so ugly you even scare the ghosts

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

when i want to hear from an arsehole, i'll fart

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By *bovethekneeCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

Blocking them seems to get them riled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why am I talking to you, you are a Neaderthal.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"" I'm sorry, you are? . . . "

" You talk that much shit I stopped listening 3 weeks ago in fear of getting a stain! ""

omg u r? I say that all the time!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so fat her blood type is ragu

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

One arsehole in my pants is plenty thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I'm sorry, you are? . . . "

" You talk that much shit I stopped listening 3 weeks ago in fear of getting a stain! "

omg u r? I say that all the time!!!"

I try and say it in a not obviously insulting, yet completely insulting way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give your mouth a wipe your talking shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crawl under a rock and die usually ends any kind of argument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you always been a twat?

Or has it just been since I've known you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 31/10/13 18:47:48]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want money for the phonebox, so you can call somebody who gives a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off.

And when you come back fuck off again.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

while your here talking shit your depriving a village somewhere of a perfectly good idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try just staring at someone . . .

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Let's play a game... it's called fuck off and your going first.

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

Winston Churchill when accused of being d*unk...

"Madam I may be d*unk but you are ugly, at least tomorrow I will be sober"

and later to the same woman who told him that if she was his wife, she would poison his tea...

"Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it"

Top bloke... drank like a fish, smoked like a chimney, won World War 2 and a dab hand with the witty retort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck my fresh one.. spoken in Italian sound so good. most people understand it if your pointing at your dick lol

but in Swedish fuck off fucking hell not sure of the translation (fee farn) is my favourite

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm going to call you Pillsbury.... because you're fat and needy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gobshite

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I could be cruel but mother nature made a far better job of it than I ever could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're that ugly,not even a sniper would take you out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're that ugly,not even a sniper would take you out!

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobshite

The amount of times my older Brother called me that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had one more brain cell it would be lonely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gobshite

The amount of times my older Brother called me that

It's great because you can call your friends gobshite and it doesn't hurt their feelings, but say it to a stranger and they dont know where to look lol

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'm surprised the Jeremy Kyle show hasn't snapped you up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm surprised the Jeremy Kyle show hasn't snapped you up."

Is that your dirty shade of bitch eye?...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't really do insults, but I love the sound of 'Shut the fuck up!!', just trips off the tongue.....

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

I stopped listening when you tried speaking

Some people get some are just stumped but either reaction puts a smile on my face

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Not an insult but my favourite phrase at the moment is 'I'm going to kick you in the fanny' whenever someone winds me up lol

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By *aula.ceciliaWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

In Swahilli it is

"Hata fisi bila kuinama kula mavi sambamba wewe"

Which loosely translated means:

"Even hyena would not stoop to eat dung alongside you"

Well worth learning!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

So that's what happens when cousins fuck then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you like sex and travel ?

yes

then fuck off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you couldn't kick putty that ugly

is your mother a weightlifter ?

she must have been to raise a dumb bell like you

you so stupid you can't even fuck off properly when i tell you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have been just a perfectly nice wank. If only ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

is your mother a weightlifter ?

she must have been to raise a dumb bell like you

This is my favourite so far

It's a chubby brown special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is your mother a weightlifter ?

she must have been to raise a dumb bell like you

This is my favourite so far

It's a chubby brown special

Mr royston vasey himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash out your pum pum smells like a fishmongers

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

"Fuck off.

And when you come back fuck off again. "

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By *ingleguy1973Man
over a year ago

peterborough

If you want a battle of wits, I'm sorry but I won't fight an unarmed man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of your voice is the vocal equivalent if an eggy fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you confuse somebody stupid?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Twwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're talking to me like I give a damn about you

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Jesus loves you.... which is more than your mother did.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

I prefer "returns" rather than insults as insults by definition are designed to offend whereas a sharp return just puts the person in their place without the need

to be offensive. As such I probably would not use anything preplanned - I would respond specifically to the person adn whatever they said if that makes sense?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

is that a insult or a come on lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that bite my shite is effective

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I lost the will to care after the first syllable.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

is that a insult or a come on lol x"
To you a come one...get ya coat then....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

is that a insult or a come on lol xTo you a come one...get ya coat then....

im on me way lol x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You remind me of a model..... it was a zeppelin at the air museum.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It's pointless to make fun of you because it will take you the rest of the day to figure it out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the black adder to Baldrick insults / put downs

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You should become a narcissist, at least someone would love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know you said you were big, but i'm going to have to roll you in flower and look for a wet bit! At least fart and give me a clue!".

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"sit on it and swivel.. while sticking your middle finger up.

oh be 16 and thinking i was cool lol "

That's not an insult, it's an invitation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go take ya face for a shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Northern monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One arsehole in my pants is plenty thank you. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and bite your arse

No i dont have tourettes, you really are a cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd call you a cunt, but you lack warmth and depth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to see your point of view. But I don't think there's room for 2 heads up your arse!

Spoken during quite a serious meeting

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Go piss up a rope, fuck stick!

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By *ScotsmanMan
over a year ago

ayrshire

southern TWat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shamelessly stole from Reddit.

"I hope you realize everyone's just putting up with you."

"The smartest thing thats ever come from your mouth was my dick"

"If you want my comeback go look in your mother's mouth"

"I don't have the time nor crayons to explain this on your level."

"If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a cunt !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work 'your more help,when you don't!'

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Go and have a wank with a handful of razor blades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like a ruptured arse!

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