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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

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I know, but there had to be an end point though, right?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Send lots more!

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

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Is that not the idea of them?

Kissing and nibbles your neck. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

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Lol know that feeling

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I don't do horny messages. I'm utterly crap at them and actually find them a turn off.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Ha ha, question is who's teasing who. Is this a form of tease masturbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's even funnier when they don't reply on purpose because they know it drives you mad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, question is who's teasing who. Is this a form of tease masturbation "

Whoever starts the message generally ends up teasing themselves more I find haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Will someone please send me a horny message?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Is it horny day? I'm a little frustrated too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send lots more!

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell "

I find the ikea batteries last longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell "

I know right!

Me too!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Send lots more!

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell

I find the ikea batteries last longer "

What do batteries do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it horny day? I'm a little frustrated too."

Every day is horny day haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send lots more!

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell

I find the ikea batteries last longer

What do batteries do?"

Cost money and make companies richer haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!! "

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body."

So do I. And one in particular!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol a body helps but when one not available other ways just have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

So do I. And one in particular!! "

Now I'm curious.

I have had to check one profile more than once today.

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814


"I don't do horny messages. I'm utterly crap at them and actually find them a turn off. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

So do I. And one in particular!!

Now I'm curious.

I have had to check one profile more than once today. "

Ahh, nope, I'm not spilling, I can do discretion!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body."

Pitty your so far away then xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

So do I. And one in particular!!

Now I'm curious.

Lol curiosity killed the cat haha

I have had to check one profile more than once today. "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

So do I. And one in particular!!

Now I'm curious.

I have had to check one profile more than once today.

Ahh, nope, I'm not spilling, I can do discretion!! "

And I would never ask.

People keep using provocative words on here. I may have to leave until I get sensible again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod batteries. I'm going to have some wand time!!

That would make it worse for me. I need a body.

So do I. And one in particular!!

Now I'm curious.

I have had to check one profile more than once today.

Ahh, nope, I'm not spilling, I can do discretion!!

And I would never ask.

People keep using provocative words on here. I may have to leave until I get sensible again."

Provocative words ah I must be missing them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do love my wand!! Nom nom nom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well it fills the void and if you got an imagination to go with it then why should you love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't do horny messages. I'm utterly crap at them and actually find them a turn off. "

same here.

feel ridiculous writing down stuff like that, unless its in a text to V.

would much rather do it that write it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha well it fills the void and if you got an imagination to go with it then why should you love it "

A VOID?!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha well it fills the void and if you got an imagination to go with it then why should you love it

A VOID?!!! "

no, we wouldnt, but you would have to ask nicely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha well it fills the void and if you got an imagination to go with it then why should you love it

A VOID?!!! "

Ye the gap that's missin between real one on one and a bit of personal time alone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, question is who's teasing who. Is this a form of tease masturbation

Whoever starts the message generally ends up teasing themselves more I find haha "

u think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I quite enjoy the odd horny message especially when it descends into filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, question is who's teasing who. Is this a form of tease masturbation

Whoever starts the message generally ends up teasing themselves more I find haha

u think "

Unless it from you obviously haha know that from experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I quite enjoy the odd horny message especially when it descends into filth! "

Got to be in the mood for filthy haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I quite enjoy the odd horny message especially when it descends into filth! "

Me too! Filth is good

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

I've been sending naughty texts and I don't usually do sexting or anything. Drove me so horny thay I've just ordered some new toys!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this filth that you all talk about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is this filth that you all talk about? "

The difference between fantasy and deep deep chat about hot sex I suppose haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is this filth that you all talk about? "

Similar to that what you lot got up to at the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ha ha, question is who's teasing who. Is this a form of tease masturbation

Whoever starts the message generally ends up teasing themselves more I find haha

u think

Unless it from you obviously haha know that from experience "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dilemma is do I save myself for Monday or sneak off to a hotel Sunday night before I go stir crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dilemma is do I save myself for Monday or sneak off to a hotel Sunday night before I go stir crazy "

Haha sneak off and do both Sunday and Monday save exploding haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

"

I don't know why you are sending these poor unsuspecting people horny messages, it's not like you are on a sex site is it? ....um....erm...oh wait...damn it I'm on the wrong forum again, this isn't the Samaritans website is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

I don't know why you are sending these poor unsuspecting people horny messages, it's not like you are on a sex site is it? ....um....erm...oh wait...damn it I'm on the wrong forum again, this isn't the Samaritans website is it? "

As far as I'm aware the poor unsuspecting man wasn't poor or unsuspecting or innocent in my horniness, nor was the lady who instigated the horniness!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

I don't know why you are sending these poor unsuspecting people horny messages, it's not like you are on a sex site is it? ....um....erm...oh wait...damn it I'm on the wrong forum again, this isn't the Samaritans website is it?

As far as I'm aware the poor unsuspecting man wasn't poor or unsuspecting or innocent in my horniness, nor was the lady who instigated the horniness!!"

Intrigued at this hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send lots more!

I'm toying with idea of buying shares in Duracell "

Duracell makes those cuddly robot bunnies go on and on and on....but I suspect you aren't talking about rabbits of the cuddly variety ;p lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

I don't know why you are sending these poor unsuspecting people horny messages, it's not like you are on a sex site is it? ....um....erm...oh wait...damn it I'm on the wrong forum again, this isn't the Samaritans website is it?

As far as I'm aware the poor unsuspecting man wasn't poor or unsuspecting or innocent in my horniness, nor was the lady who instigated the horniness!!"

Hmmmm well I really can't make an informed decision with out knowing exactly what you are talking about and was involved only thing for it...you are going to have to show me exactly what you mean....for scientific research purposes only, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the posts I think today IS horny day xx

Count me in x

And sexy messages?? Heighten the meet x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Judging by the posts I think today IS horny day xx

Count me in x

And sexy messages?? Heighten the meet x"

Consider yourself included ;p xx

Consider yourself at home.

Consider yourself one of the family.

We've taken to you so strong.

It's clear we're going to get along.

Consider yourself well in

Consider yourself part of the furniture.

There isn't a lot to spare.

Who cares?..What ever we've got we share!

Sorry that always happens, I always break out into songs from Oliver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

I don't know why you are sending these poor unsuspecting people horny messages, it's not like you are on a sex site is it? ....um....erm...oh wait...damn it I'm on the wrong forum again, this isn't the Samaritans website is it?

As far as I'm aware the poor unsuspecting man wasn't poor or unsuspecting or innocent in my horniness, nor was the lady who instigated the horniness!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I really must learn that sending horny messages to people only makes me even more horny! Grrrrr

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Haven't seen mine yet

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