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do you want an australian kiss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well its the same as a french kiss but down under.

lol whats the cheesy chat up line you've ever heard ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Got told to fuck off once. That had sexual connotations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could list them

But I wont

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Got told to fuck off once. That had sexual connotations. "

I once got told to go fuck myself, after sending back a rather witty one liner in response to a rather generic one liner. I tried to reply with, 'If I could fuck myself, I wouldn't be on here ', but the bounder had already blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sort of chat up, but not by me.

a younger lady came up to me in a club and said to me "i really like the white highlights in your hair".

Was a little disappointed i think when i informed her that it was not highlights but real grey, lol.

Still she did still talk to me for over an hour before disappearing with a 24 year old, lol. I was about 43 ish at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could list them

But I wont"

whats the worst one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?!!!!

x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?!!!!

x"

haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sort of chat up, but not by me.

a younger lady came up to me in a club and said to me "i really like the white highlights in your hair".

Was a little disappointed i think when i informed her that it was not highlights but real grey, lol.

Still she did still talk to me for over an hour before disappearing with a 24 year old, lol. I was about 43 ish at the time.

"

lol should of played it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too fecking pissed mate, and was not really looking that night, lol.

DOH!!!!!!!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

is it nicer than a Glasgow kiss...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is it nicer than a Glasgow kiss... "

what does a glasgow kiss intel?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"is it nicer than a Glasgow kiss... "

Not as painful. Hopefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Glasgow kiss is a head butt !!!!

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Oh to be young and naiive...bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

lol whats the cheesy chat up line you've ever heard ?"

"You blend into the background..."

It was dark.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Glasgow kiss is a head butt !!!!"

ahh one of them kisses

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