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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any1 every had this done to them

Or done it??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enlighten me.. what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enlighten me.. what is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to kick someone who has just blown you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"enlighten me.. what is it?"
guy is getting blowing pulls out shooting in there eye

Rendering eye defunct. Then he kicks them in shin making them hobble On one leg at same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

erm yeah think i'll pass then..

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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"enlighten me.. what is it?guy is getting blowing pulls out shooting in there eye

Rendering eye defunct. Then he kicks them in shin making them hobble On one leg at same time "

I've seen this in urban dictionary but correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't the person who's giving the BJ need to be a midget fully standing up so you could come in her eye and kick her in the shin for her to hobble like a pirate!!! Unless your cock had the aim of a water pistol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sounds a bit daft to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been punched in the eye and kicked in the balls for asking for a bj. Does that count?

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Just when you think you've heard it all along comes a thread like this

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"enlighten me.. what is it?guy is getting blowing pulls out shooting in there eye

Rendering eye defunct. Then he kicks them in shin making them hobble On one leg at same time

I've seen this in urban dictionary but correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't the person who's giving the BJ need to be a midget fully standing up so you could come in her eye and kick her in the shin for her to hobble like a pirate!!! Unless your cock had the aim of a water pistol "

I used to be a sheriff

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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"enlighten me.. what is it?guy is getting blowing pulls out shooting in there eye

Rendering eye defunct. Then he kicks them in shin making them hobble On one leg at same time

I've seen this in urban dictionary but correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't the person who's giving the BJ need to be a midget fully standing up so you could come in her eye and kick her in the shin for her to hobble like a pirate!!! Unless your cock had the aim of a water pistol I used to be a sheriff "

Feared by every midget in the Wild West?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"enlighten me.. what is it?guy is getting blowing pulls out shooting in there eye

Rendering eye defunct. Then he kicks them in shin making them hobble On one leg at same time

I've seen this in urban dictionary but correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't the person who's giving the BJ need to be a midget fully standing up so you could come in her eye and kick her in the shin for her to hobble like a pirate!!! Unless your cock had the aim of a water pistol I used to be a sheriff

Feared by every midget in the Wild West? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been punched in the eye and kicked in the balls for asking for a bj. Does that count? "

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What's it called if I bite the cock of anyone trying to come in my eyes? I wouldn't bite it off, that would be too messy, but enough to hurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol never heard of it myself but funny all the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it called if I bite the cock of anyone trying to come in my eyes? I wouldn't bite it off, that would be too messy, but enough to hurt.

"

Self defense?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it called if I bite the cock of anyone trying to come in my eyes? I wouldn't bite it off, that would be too messy, but enough to hurt.

"

hungry!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The angry dragon makes me laugh , can't see anybody actually doing it tho

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If a man wanted me to cause him grevious injury he could just ask, without having to go through all that rigmarole.

I'd recover from the sore eye and the bruised shin but I can guarantee he'd have lasting memories of my reaction.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"What's it called if I bite the cock of anyone trying to come in my eyes? I wouldn't bite it off, that would be too messy, but enough to hurt.

"

A proto-Bobbitt?

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