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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I know this makes me seem a bit odd and marginal OCD but its bugging me. Why are the handles on the inside of public toilet doors?

Picture the scene. Man/Woman A pushes the door and walks into the loo. Does their business bit can't be bothered washing hands. Pulls door handle and leaves. Man/Woman B pushes the door walks in, does business, washes hands then pulls same door handle and leaves. Germ ahoy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always use toilet paper when opening the loo door, or use my foot to kick it open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL i think the same.... but judging by your user name, as a rugby player..... most rugby club toilets are interesting !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

i know all your dirty secrets and lots of you out there not wash your hands after using the loo so i have to wear rubber gloves to make em all sparkly and clean for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wash your hands problem solved.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?"

Thank you, I thought it was just me being a bit thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was a programe on last night about ocd cleaning, and a train loo door handle had five times more bacteria than a building site portaloo Makes u think wot else out there is sticking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?

Thank you, I thought it was just me being a bit thick "

Handle on outside when people have clean (ish!) hands. Push on the inside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hadn't thought about this before

Ill now carry wipes with me everywhere I go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wash your hands problem solved. "

Too late once your out of the cubical, you then are touching the tap and it goes on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacteria is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always use toilet paper when opening the loo door, or use my foot to kick it open. "

I'm the same. I'm not OCD with germs or anything but public toilets are just gross.

Anything I have to touch gets a coating of toilet paper first and for the exit doors (to the main area) I'll usually pull it from the top at a weird angle where most people won't have touched it.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"for the exit doors (to the main area) I'll usually pull it from the top at a weird angle where most people won't have touched it.

"

Trouble is I think lots of us do that !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for the exit doors (to the main area) I'll usually pull it from the top at a weird angle where most people won't have touched it.

Trouble is I think lots of us do that !"

Hah, I shall have to rethink my strategy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need to take a dump in public toilets always use the first cubicle because it is normally the least used!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need to take a dump in public toilets always use the first cubicle because it is normally the least used!!"

I don't know man, old people are pretty 'lazy'...

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?

Thank you, I thought it was just me being a bit thick

Handle on outside when people have clean (ish!) hands. Push on the inside... "

How would germy handprints all over the door be any different to germs on a handle??

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"I don't know man, old people are pretty 'lazy'..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the handle was on the outside anyone could walk in. Not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need to take a dump in public toilets always use the first cubicle because it is normally the least used!!

I don't know man, old people are pretty 'lazy'..."

Fair point!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?

Thank you, I thought it was just me being a bit thick

Handle on outside when people have clean (ish!) hands. Push on the inside...

How would germy handprints all over the door be any different to germs on a handle?? "

Shoulder charge technique would them become applicable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I still place tissues on the toilet seat before I sit on it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the same vein, I've never really understood why men wash their hands after urinating. Surely we should wash our hands BEFORE handling the goods. I think I have pretty much mastered how to urinate without getting it on my hands so why do I want to smear the germs of the world all over my prize possession?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much cleanlines obsession nowadays we need germs to infiltrate body to help grow immunity.

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"I know this makes me seem a bit odd and marginal OCD but its bugging me. Why are the handles on the inside of public toilet doors?

Picture the scene. Man/Woman A pushes the door and walks into the loo. Does their business bit can't be bothered washing hands. Pulls door handle and leaves. Man/Woman B pushes the door walks in, does business, washes hands then pulls same door handle and leaves. Germ ahoy!!"

I can only imagine there must be some building regulation that doors must open inwards. The only exception I can think of are pub doors which open outwards, anyone who has worked in one will know why.

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By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

My hubby uses his sleeve to open all doors etc , he was seriously ill a couple of years ago and a lot of what the docs told him to avoid etc has stayed with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby uses his sleeve to open all doors etc ,"

I use my boot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"From the same vein, I've never really understood why men wash their hands after urinating. Surely we should wash our hands BEFORE handling the goods. I think I have pretty much mastered how to urinate without getting it on my hands so why do I want to smear the germs of the world all over my prize possession?"

Because the germs aren't in your piss. They're on your knob! Never heard of thrush or crabs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby uses his sleeve to open all doors etc ,

I use my boot! "

Yeah, but your supposed to wait until the cubicle is vacant until you boot the door in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because the germs aren't in your piss. They're on your knob! Never heard of thrush or crabs? "

Pleased to report I have neither, and that doesn't mean you still can't wash your hands after if you do happen to have them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hubby uses his sleeve to open all doors etc ,

I use my boot!

Yeah, but your supposed to wait until the cubicle is vacant until you boot the door in! "

No..it's best when someone is in there!

what I do is, I wait, just kinda of hang around until i spot someone I hate and do it then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need to take a dump in public toilets always use the first cubicle because it is normally the least used!!

I don't know man, old people are pretty 'lazy'..."

I wear a nappy now going out! Also keeps me warm in winter

I find pampers best huggies gave me rash which was embarrassing to explain to my doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you need to take a dump in public toilets always use the first cubicle because it is normally the least used!!

I don't know man, old people are pretty 'lazy'...

I wear a nappy now going out! Also keeps me warm in winter

I find pampers best huggies gave me rash which was embarrassing to explain to my doctor"

Ah I see, you're one of those adult babies fucking things?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not quite! I don't have a soother or a pram altho I do like sma formula and rusks biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they wouldn't be able to get out if there wasn't a handle?

Thank you, I thought it was just me being a bit thick

Handle on outside when people have clean (ish!) hands. Push on the inside... "

You might push the door where someone else has, as long as you contact the door transfer will take place.

Antibacterial hand gel will solve your problem, use it when well clear of the toilets...

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It can't be beyond the realm of invention to have a foot plate activated door. Toilets and taps with sensors already exist. The doors are the weak spot.

Nothing beats washing your hands with warm water and soap - the rubbing action is better at removing the germs than using gels and wipes.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"From the same vein, I've never really understood why men wash their hands after urinating. Surely we should wash our hands BEFORE handling the goods. I think I have pretty much mastered how to urinate without getting it on my hands so why do I want to smear the germs of the world all over my prize possession?

Because the germs aren't in your piss. They're on your knob! Never heard of thrush or crabs? "

Your hands are likely to have more bugs o them than on you knob or in your piss - unless you do some really strange things with your knob.

Thinks, if you can bear it, about the things your hands touch in everyday life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't be beyond the realm of invention to have a foot plate activated door. Toilets and taps with sensors already exist. The doors are the weak spot.

Nothing beats washing your hands with warm water and soap - the rubbing action is better at removing the germs than using gels and wipes.

"

And some wee hooligan breaks the plate, ensueing in a lengthy stay locked inside a smelly bog.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"It can't be beyond the realm of invention to have a foot plate activated door. Toilets and taps with sensors already exist. The doors are the weak spot.

Nothing beats washing your hands with warm water and soap - the rubbing action is better at removing the germs than using gels and wipes.

And some wee hooligan breaks the plate, ensueing in a lengthy stay locked inside a smelly bog. "

They break the locks on doors too. It's a risk. I feel public toilets are a risk though. Sometimes you have to use them.

On another note, 19th November is World Toilet Day. Their strap line is, I give a shit, do you?

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"........

They break the locks on doors too. It's a risk. I feel public toilets are a risk though. Sometimes you have to use them.

...........

"

Without adding to your worries, a G4S security guard was yesterday convicted of murdering a conference delegate with a fire extinguisher in a toilet in a controlled entry building.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't be beyond the realm of invention to have a foot plate activated door. Toilets and taps with sensors already exist. The doors are the weak spot.

Nothing beats washing your hands with warm water and soap - the rubbing action is better at removing the germs than using gels and wipes.

And some wee hooligan breaks the plate, ensueing in a lengthy stay locked inside a smelly bog. "

I got locked in a toilet once and only managed to escape using my belt buckle and a piece of string ...eat your heart out MacGyver

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Personally, I ask Scotty to beam me back up....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Public toilets can be pretty revolting and I use them as infrequently as possible but I don't stress too much about germs. I have a healthy immune system and exposure to some germs keeps it that way.

I think the rise in asthma and allergies is in part due to our growing obsession with sterilising everything.

Oddly though, I have one specific phobia which is both germ/cleanliness related and quite unusual.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"........

They break the locks on doors too. It's a risk. I feel public toilets are a risk though. Sometimes you have to use them.

...........

Without adding to your worries, a G4S security guard was yesterday convicted of murdering a conference delegate with a fire extinguisher in a toilet in a controlled entry building."

G4S and Serco guards are a whole different worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets face facts. Cleanliness has risen a hundredfold since i was a bairn and growing up. I sometimes 'forgot' to wash my hands after a pee (just as a lot of other kids did) and it hasn't done me any harm at all! We need to grow up enduring some bacteria or our bodies wouldn't become immune to them. All this sterilisation shit is just making the kids of today even more susceptible to disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"........

They break the locks on doors too. It's a risk. I feel public toilets are a risk though. Sometimes you have to use them.

...........

Without adding to your worries, a G4S security guard was yesterday convicted of murdering a conference delegate with a fire extinguisher in a toilet in a controlled entry building.

G4S and Serco guards are a whole different worry."

Think it transpired the guy was smoking !

Still not right tho

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I always use toilet paper when opening the loo door, or use my foot to kick it open. "

...it really is this ^^^^^ simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I so miss the good old days of communal urinals.That lovely smell,shooting the ciggie butts and always trying to get the higher end.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm astonished how many men have made it past puberty without being able to pee without getting it over their fingers .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I so miss the good old days of communal urinals.That lovely smell,shooting the ciggie butts and always trying to get the higher end."

Is that while the guys are still smokin em?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I'm astonished how many men are girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I so miss the good old days of communal urinals.That lovely smell,shooting the ciggie butts and always trying to get the higher end.

Is that while the guys are still smokin em? "

Indeed as im a non smoker lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm astonished how many men have made it past puberty without being able to pee without getting it over their fingers .

"

So many have made it past puberty without managing to aim just at the inside of the toilet bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm astonished how many men are girls "

Do you mean APART from all the ts/tv/cds?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"I'm astonished how many men are girls

Do you mean APART from all the ts/tv/cds? "

Shh!!! I've been getting away with this!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Eventually they may have auto-opening doors, similar to those auto-flush things, that rely on Infra red etc. Tho, being caught, sitting down, as the door flies open in error, may be a bit too much for some.

On a side note, there's an exhibition in Dublin on synthetic biology, that includes - warning, do not read on, if feeling squeemish - human cheese. Cultured from mostly women, though there are 3 different cheeses, derived from bacteria, formed into a brie cheese. https://dublin.sciencegallery.com/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just wondering how many of the guys on here who object to the dirty toilets, would let a gal piss on em! Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely if you wash your hands after you have come out the toilet any germs picked up along the way will be gone

gosh isn't thinking hard

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm astonished how many men have made it past puberty without being able to pee without getting it over their fingers .

So many have made it past puberty without managing to aim just at the inside of the toilet bowl.

"

There's no excuse for that when you have a steady deck.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Surely if you wash your hands after you have come out the toilet any germs picked up along the way will be gone

gosh isn't thinking hard "

Then you grab the handle on the exit door and the germs left by those who don't wash properly are transferred to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm astonished how many men are girls

Do you mean APART from all the ts/tv/cds?

Shh!!! I've been getting away with this! "

I'm surprised you get anywhere near a urinal with those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely if you wash your hands after you have come out the toilet any germs picked up along the way will be gone

gosh isn't thinking hard "

But then you have to exit the area with the sink which has a door and be guaranteed that every other person has also washed their hands before touching said door.

How about a doorless communal sink area with doors leading to both genders toilet area?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Human cheese? Why not? Breast milk ice cream is already available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just wondering how many of the guys on here who object to the dirty toilets, would let a gal piss on em! Lol. "

That would be nice and fresh unlike the old staley crap about lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely if you wash your hands after you have come out the toilet any germs picked up along the way will be gone

gosh isn't thinking hard

But then you have to exit the area with the sink which has a door and be guaranteed that every other person has also washed their hands before touching said door.

How about a doorless communal sink area with doors leading to both genders toilet area? "

I've seen these communal washing areas in some restaurants. Very good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Surely if you wash your hands after you have come out the toilet any germs picked up along the way will be gone

gosh isn't thinking hard

But then you have to exit the area with the sink which has a door and be guaranteed that every other person has also washed their hands before touching said door.

How about a doorless communal sink area with doors leading to both genders toilet area? "

Or how about some plain old common sense. If your that uptight about it, use a peice of loo roll to open the door! Or, your coat/jumper hem!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"....

How about a doorless communal sink area with doors leading to both genders toilet area?

I've seen these communal washing areas in some restaurants. Very good idea. "

Is that because female customers can't resist giving all the surfaces a quick wipe down before leaving

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"....

How about a doorless communal sink area with doors leading to both genders toilet area?

I've seen these communal washing areas in some restaurants. Very good idea.

Is that because female customers can't resist giving all the surfaces a quick wipe down before leaving"

I wish! Women's toilets are often disgusting. I don't know how they miss they bowl, why the loo roll has to be all over the floor or why the area around the sinks is sopping wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know this makes me seem a bit odd and marginal OCD but its bugging me. Why are the handles on the inside of public toilet doors?

Picture the scene. Man/Woman A pushes the door and walks into the loo. Does their business bit can't be bothered washing hands. Pulls door handle and leaves. Man/Woman B pushes the door walks in, does business, washes hands then pulls same door handle and leaves. Germ ahoy!!"

Ooh i hate that too take some spare loo paper and open door with that then throw in bin thats what i do too many dirty girls out there lol x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or how about some plain old common sense. If your that uptight about it, use a peice of loo roll to open the door! Or, your coat/jumper hem!"

I guess that is the difference between us. I consider it common sense to improve on a flawed design instead of having to resort to using the hem of my jumper to avoid getting someone elses feacal matter on me.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I always use toilet paper when opening the loo door, or use my foot to kick it open.

I'm the same. I'm not OCD with germs or anything but public toilets are just gross.

Anything I have to touch gets a coating of toilet paper first and for the exit doors (to the main area) I'll usually pull it from the top at a weird angle where most people won't have touched it.

"

Lol, yea me too - I wonder how many other people have thought of that though! Or I use my sleeve........but yes, they should be pull to get in an push (with shoulder) to get out.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Or how about some plain old common sense. If your that uptight about it, use a peice of loo roll to open the door! Or, your coat/jumper hem!

I guess that is the difference between us. I consider it common sense to improve on a flawed design instead of having to resort to using the hem of my jumper to avoid getting someone elses feacal matter on me."

Exactly, it should be a universally accepted necessity.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Went to a Gay club with my son and when he took me to the loo he used his foot on the toilet handle. he said dont touch ..

Before anyone thinks I need to be accompanied he was just looking out for me

I tend to use loo paper to open doors eww..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And just out of interest, how many people suck cock, lick pussy or rim with people that have not wiped their "bits" with antibacterial wipes?

I think there are are lot of people who have some sort of perverse pride in their OCD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And just out of interest, how many people suck cock, lick pussy or rim with people that have not wiped their "bits" with antibacterial wipes?

I think there are are lot of people who have some sort of perverse pride in their OCD."

Lol, exactly. Can just imagine them using marigolds to exit the toilet, then taking their date home and shoving their tongue up the gals ass! But hey, as long as their hands are clean eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And just out of interest, how many people suck cock, lick pussy or rim with people that have not wiped their "bits" with antibacterial wipes?

I think there are are lot of people who have some sort of perverse pride in their OCD."

The difference is that these acts are done out of choice. Just because I'd rim some woman I find attractive doesn't mean I'd rim the guy who used the cubicle before me. I guess you would though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol, exactly. Can just imagine them using marigolds to exit the toilet, then taking their date home and shoving their tongue up the gals ass! But hey, as long as their hands are clean eh! "

Coming from the guy who admitted he has crabs, thrush and more germs on his knob than a public toilet, that means nothing.


"From the same vein, I've never really understood why men wash their hands after urinating. Surely we should wash our hands BEFORE handling the goods. I think I have pretty much mastered how to urinate without getting it on my hands so why do I want to smear the germs of the world all over my prize possession?

Because the germs aren't in your piss. They're on your knob! Never heard of thrush or crabs? "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

the next lady that goes to go out without washing their hands im calling back

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"the next lady that goes to go out without washing their hands im calling back"

Yea! Catfight!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear disposable gloves no need to wash anything, why not add a finishing touch of a white mask maybe as well.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Wear disposable gloves no need to wash anything, why not add a finishing touch of a white mask maybe as well."

No need because we'll soon be living in our own individual bubbles with our own oxygen supply. That way the government will be able to tax us on air and on our CO2 (and methane!) emissions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

use your spare soiled knickers from your handbag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot live your life worrying about germs, they are everywhere. If you are fit and healthy it won't be a huge problem, just carry on with your own hygiene rituals. It's only when someone is ill or when there are open wounds that there is a problem.

If anyone has ever bought cakes from M&S for instance, where you use the tongs and help yourself, those cakes will have urine and faeces on, people don't always use the tongs, they pick them up and put them back and choose another one - now if they havent wash their hands. Same as a buffet at party, wedding etc, germs all over the food.

If we worried we wouldn't eat anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At work a woman left the cubicle after a dump... Left the aroma and didn't wash hands...

Went straight to the shop, handled the apples before choosing one....

I.o my buy wrapped items now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"At work a woman left the cubicle after a dump... Left the aroma and didn't wash hands...

Went straight to the shop, handled the apples before choosing one....

I.o my buy wrapped items now "

You don't know what was on the hands of the pickers and handlers for the wrapped items.

I wash fruit, but mainly to get rid of the pesticide residue.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"At work a woman left the cubicle after a dump... Left the aroma and didn't wash hands...

Went straight to the shop, handled the apples before choosing one....

I.o my buy wrapped items now "

I LOVE this story fascinates me ....

How did you smell her poo AND watch her go to a shop and handle apples at the same time .

I HAVE to know .....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"At work a woman left the cubicle after a dump... Left the aroma and didn't wash hands...

Went straight to the shop, handled the apples before choosing one....

I.o my buy wrapped items now "

She should have put some sticks in them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"use your spare soiled knickers from your handbag."

You keep shitty knickers in your handbag?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was washing my hands and drying them as she went in, then sorted my hair... In those cpl of minutes she used the loo, left a stink and left. Shop is 50 feet away inside same building. I walked past her fondling the apples on way back to my desk...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Or how about some plain old common sense. If your that uptight about it, use a peice of loo roll to open the door! Or, your coat/jumper hem!

I guess that is the difference between us. I consider it common sense to improve on a flawed design instead of having to resort to using the hem of my jumper to avoid getting someone elses feacal matter on me."

Do you wear a hazmat suit as well to avoid any airborne particulates getting on you?

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

if i worried about germs then i wouldnt get out of bed on a morning cos i would be flat on my back been seriously ill with all the germs i get from you all .

i clean toilets so i see everything that goes on and i;m still alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you wear a hazmat suit as well to avoid any airborne particulates getting on you? "

You'd think that but I don't even have a problem with using a public toilet or anything similar, I just happen to think they generally aren't very thought areas and I'd rather not get my immune system topped up from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It can't be beyond the realm of invention to have a foot plate activated door. Toilets and taps with sensors already exist. The doors are the weak spot.

Nothing beats washing your hands with warm water and soap - the rubbing action is better at removing the germs than using gels and wipes.

And some wee hooligan breaks the plate, ensueing in a lengthy stay locked inside a smelly bog.

I got locked in a toilet once and only managed to escape using my belt buckle and a piece of string ...eat your heart out MacGyver "

So did me and a mate when we were in ibiza. Went to the toilet and one of us must of knocked the wedge holding the door open. We ended up having to pull the toilet roll holder off the wall and used that to open the door.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Do you wear a hazmat suit as well to avoid any airborne particulates getting on you?

You'd think that but I don't even have a problem with using a public toilet or anything similar, I just happen to think they generally aren't very thought areas and I'd rather not get my immune system topped up from them."

Wash your hands before licking your fingers then lol

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

yep cos right now im very strong

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Do you wear a hazmat suit as well to avoid any airborne particulates getting on you?

You'd think that but I don't even have a problem with using a public toilet or anything similar, I just happen to think they generally aren't very thought areas and I'd rather not get my immune system topped up from them.

Wash your hands before licking your fingers then lol"

Or (sorry) sticking them up your nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""What doesn't kill you makes you stronger" "

Polio ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"

Polio ?"

I don't see what a little Volkswagen car has to do with this thread?? Please stay on the theme !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Errrrrrrrrrm, why is this thread about 20 years too late????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never use public toilets, I cant think of anything worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never use public toilets, I cant think of anything worse."

Really? You can't think of anything at all that is worse than public toilets??

Jesus hun you need to work on that imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never use public toilets, I cant think of anything worse.

Really? You can't think of anything at all that is worse than public toilets??

Jesus hun you need to work on that imagination"

why would I want to think of things that would distress me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Incontinentia buttocks! ......as they said in the life of Brian :'))''''''''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It helps you deal with life and the third germination which we will all encounter some day! Germination was brushed under the carpet for 8 years but will be very much at the fore of European legislation once the narcotics federation up lift the German ceramic theed group 557 its about time too

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