FabSwingers.com forum: Letters to Santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Time is ticking guys and gals.

Have you composed your wish lists for Xmas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope I never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more of a giver, I don't really need anything and take the pleasure from giving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more of a giver, I don't really need anything and take the pleasure from giving. "

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its beginning to look a lot like ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont have a chimney to shove my letter up!!!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Its beginning to look a lot like ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont have a chimney to shove my letter up!!!!

Haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't write letters to Santa

I prefer to give and love seeing the faces of loved ones when they open their carefully chosen presents!

When the kids or anyone asks what I would like for Christmas

i say a candle please! So I will probably be receiving lots of candles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its beginning to look a lot like ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont have a chimney to shove my letter up!!!!

Haven't you?

oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u No

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want my chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want my chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

Ouchey!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want my chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

whose nuts are on your chest? she asked all innocently

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want my chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

whose nuts are on your chest? she asked all innocently

Minxie...... sadly this Autumn has provided me with a chestnut shortage....

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just read my daughters one ... shocking to say the least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just want my chestnuts roasting on an open fire....

whose nuts are on your chest? she asked all innocently

Minxie...... sadly this Autumn has provided me with a chestnut shortage....

Soxy - that is not good .... perhaps I should request on here if someone can replenish your chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

Hope no ends are left undone, well not until the finish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

Hope no ends are left undone, well not until the finish

with no loose ends how am I sposed to wiggle out of this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its beginning to look a lot like ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont have a chimney to shove my letter up!!!!

Ooo do you want a flesh chimney?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its beginning to look a lot like ... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh I dont have a chimney to shove my letter up!!!!

Ooo do you want a flesh chimney?"

e male?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa comes but once a year...as long as he fills my stockings I will be a happy girlie...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

Hope no ends are left undone, well not until the finish

with no loose ends how am I sposed to wiggle out of this?

Wiggle!! I'm loosing my touch - least it's not my taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

Hope no ends are left undone, well not until the finish

with no loose ends how am I sposed to wiggle out of this?

Wiggle!! I'm loosing my touch - least it's not my taste

ooooooooooo u know what they say about flattery

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I don't believe it's Santa, he's beeb taken over and is just a brand.

I think it's the elves that do it really - they make really great toys to play with, then make money franchising sales of batteries in shops

Sneaky, but I'm on to them

I'm not reading this I'm not ... stands stomping feet with hands in ears

Mmm, you need a blindfold as well?

but then them sneaky elves might creep up on me!!!

Oh I think you will be safe......

Did you know there are 6 ft elves now.

(Where the hell did I put thet costume?)

u THINK I will???

I know a great way to find out, just close your eye, there's something I need to do

oooooo errrrrr I appear to be a little tied up at the moment

Hope no ends are left undone, well not until the finish

with no loose ends how am I sposed to wiggle out of this?

Wiggle!! I'm loosing my touch - least it's not my taste

ooooooooooo u know what they say about flattery

Takes some licking?

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