FabSwingers.com forum: What's in my hand?

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Will Self suggested this as a game on the radio earlier this evening. He heard it on radio programme in Worcester.

So, you have to guess what I am holding in my hand right now.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

The testicles of a deeply shallow man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacteria, several species.

Tell me i'm wrong?

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Your phone as you're using it to post?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Will Self suggested this as a game on the radio earlier this evening. He heard it on radio programme in Worcester.

So, you have to guess what I am holding in my hand right now.

Shakes hand of fellow Radio4 listener and guesses the pen I'm currently looking for. May I have it back, please?

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

A device that might help identify where Amy has gone?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The testicles of a deeply shallow man? "

No, I'm alone.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Bacteria, several species.

Tell me i'm wrong?

I don't think I am holding them so much as they are holding on to me.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Your phone as you're using it to post? "

No.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Which hand?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Will Self suggested this as a game on the radio earlier this evening. He heard it on radio programme in Worcester.

So, you have to guess what I am holding in my hand right now.

Shakes hand of fellow Radio4 listener and guesses the pen I'm currently looking for. May I have it back, please?

I'd have to put down what I am holding to shake your hand. What sort of pen would you like? I have about 12 around me at the moment.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A device that might help identify where Amy has gone? "

No.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which hand?"

Left, I'm typing one handed with the right.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

A cup/mug ????

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Which hand?

Left, I'm typing one handed with the right."

Nothing then.

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Ok, something to nibble on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuppa?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A cup/mug ????"

So close...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Which hand?

Left, I'm typing one handed with the right.

Nothing then."

Definitely something there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a toy

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok, something to nibble on? "

At this time of night? I don't eat late.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A cuppa?"

See above.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Can or bottle or some sort of glass

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

"Ok, something to nibble on?

At this time of night? I don't eat late."
I was not necessarily referring to food

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

A spoon, with which to stir your beverage?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"a toy"

No, not a toy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass"

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Ok, something to nibble on?

At this time of night? I don't eat late.I was not necessarily referring to food

If only!

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn."

How long have you been sat holding that?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn.

How long have you been sat holding that?

Not that long. It was quite a quick game. I was sipping from it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn.

How long have you been sat holding that?

Not that long. It was quite a quick game. I was sipping from it too.

Sipping from it?..

Fuck me that's naughty lickety...oohhh very naughty! Whatever can it mean?...

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn.

How long have you been sat holding that?

Not that long. It was quite a quick game. I was sipping from it too.

Sipping from it?..

Fuck me that's naughty lickety...oohhh very naughty! Whatever can it mean?...

You've seen me sipping, just not water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can or bottle or some sort of glass

Glass. Well done. I have a glass of water in my left hand. Your turn.

How long have you been sat holding that?

Not that long. It was quite a quick game. I was sipping from it too.

Sipping from it?..

Fuck me that's naughty lickety...oohhh very naughty! Whatever can it mean?...

You've seen me sipping, just not water.

Lolol true!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You got yourself a burger at lunchtime but you can't quite put it in your mouth.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You got yourself a burger at lunchtime but you can't quite put it in your mouth. "

I burger in the hand is not worth two in the mush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouse? And I mean the mouse for the PC /laptop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My, Glasgow. Rangers. teddy bear.

It's the only thing I cuddle @ nite, LMAO.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Mouse? And I mean the mouse for the PC /laptop "

My hand is currently empty.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A quickie:

What's in my hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?"

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

Do you want a spoiler,,,, should I tell yoy what it was?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

Do you want a spoiler,,,, should I tell yoy what it was?

No I know what was in the hand, I didn't hear the other games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

Do you want a spoiler,,,, should I tell yoy what it was?

No I know what was in the hand, I didn't hear the other games."

Ah ok are you holding a mouse...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

Do you want a spoiler,,,, should I tell yoy what it was?

No I know what was in the hand, I didn't hear the other games.

Ah ok are you holding a mouse...?"

thats two things u have suggested that worry me .. the axe and a mouse * walks slowly backwards out of the room *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quickie:

What's in my hand?

A Palaeolithic hand axe?

If only. No.

I didn't get to hear the rest of the games play out. I heard the beginning of the political party game but that might be a bit dangerous on here.

Do you want a spoiler,,,, should I tell yoy what it was?

No I know what was in the hand, I didn't hear the other games.

Ah ok are you holding a mouse...?

thats two things u have suggested that worry me .. the axe and a mouse * walks slowly backwards out of the room *

But Minxie it's not just any old axe,,,,, it's a Palaeolithic Hand Axe !

But yeah the mouse is just a mouse though!!!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm back. It wasn't a mouse it was a bit of chocolate cake. It's gone now though.

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