FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the best chocolate for a lady garden?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need advice.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Mars bar!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mars bar!!!!!"

Is that the magic entry key?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't talk to me about cold mars bars

its going to cost me a small fortune to have my tooth replaced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need advice. "

How do you mean?..

..to poke said lady garden? ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need advice.

How do you mean?..

..to poke said lady garden? ..

Or for them to let him into Thier lady garden

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Tooth replaced, should have sucked on it a bit -:

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need advice.

How do you mean?..

..to poke said lady garden? ..

I was told chocolate gets you into one but the only one that looks a bit like a key is a curlywurly and thats a bit floppy to unlock one.

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Big Kitkat ........

cos ye git four fingers in .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra long Twix ... Long, firm and melts nicely over a clit ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need advice.

How do you mean?..

..to poke said lady garden? ..

I was told chocolate gets you into one but the only one that looks a bit like a key is a curlywurly and thats a bit floppy to unlock one."

No the curly wurly is "too" curly wurly ...don't use a curly wurly!..use a chomp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell bar of galaxy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cadburys buttons. They are small enough to put in and keep adding to, they are a good shape and just chocolate so melt deliciously.

I once used maltesers, bad idea as the chocolate melted but the honeycomb didn't and fell out when I showered, and they were scratchy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need advice. "

Whatever chocolate you like to eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Willy Wonker Bar ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But you have to get past the sNICKERS first (The 's' is silent) haha ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smarties, it looks like a rainbow down there when ya done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mars bar!!!!!"

Just not deep fried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kitkat shuffle

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Smarties (and chocolate buttons) are good for down the foreskin, but still think cold Mars bars in a lady is out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you have to get past the sNICKERS first (The 's' is silent) haha ;p"

Marathon for all-nighters.

Boost for lovers of vwe.

Yorkie for those up north.

Bounty for gangbangs.

Double Decker for those into public humiliation

Aero for bimbos

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"But you have to get past the sNICKERS first (The 's' is silent) haha ;p

Marathon for all-nighters.

Boost for lovers of vwe.

Yorkie for those up north.

Bounty for gangbangs.

Double Decker for those into public humiliation

Aero for bimbos

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And Twix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you have to get past the sNICKERS first (The 's' is silent) haha ;p

Marathon for all-nighters.

Boost for lovers of vwe.

Yorkie for those up north.

Bounty for gangbangs.

Double Decker for those into public humiliation

Aero for bimbos

And Twix?"

For those who can only manage two fingers

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Was going to ask about crunchies, but was nearly sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to ask about crunchies, but was nearly sick

Think on the lines of honeycomb and honey pot... It's not so bad.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Was going to ask about crunchies, but was nearly sick

Think on the lines of honeycomb and honey pot... It's not so bad.

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Mmmm now there is a thought

Update - just been and raided the fridge, the crunches inside had been haunting me since this tread started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was going to ask about crunchies, but was nearly sick

Think on the lines of honeycomb and honey pot... It's not so bad.

Mmmm now there is a thought

Update - just been and raided the fridge, the crunches inside had been haunting me since this tread started. "

Follow my thought processes:

honeycomb - honey - bees - birds and bees - love-making/copulation/procreation - couples

There, now you have it, crunchies are for couples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Na, the bees thing has sent me phobic again, saw what it did to the dogs face when he bit one, turned a Jack Russell into a bull dog in seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only like Cadbury fruit and nut to eat but never been asked to put it in me

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again."

And now you've added the birds (thrush) as well - ho hum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

And now you've added the birds (thrush) as well - ho hum"

Hidden talents

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

And now you've added the birds (thrush) as well - ho hum

Hidden talents

Mmmmm How revealing

Think I need to rephrase that -

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By *r SmithMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Finger of fudge ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

And now you've added the birds (thrush) as well - ho hum

Hidden talents

Mmmmm How revealing

Think I need to rephrase that -

You're safe, it wasn't posed as a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no

Chocolate doesn't belong thete. Can give yeast infections....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no no

Chocolate doesn't belong thete. Can give yeast infections....

I was looking rather lonely in that view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For those who like to keep their sex from getting boring add an element of surprise with REVELS.

Would be like one minute you are in bliss when you get an orange one, then the next eeeeeewwwwwww a coffee one ;p haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For those who like to keep their sex from getting boring add an element of surprise with REVELS.

Would be like one minute you are in bliss when you get an orange one, then the next eeeeeewwwwwww a coffee one ;p haha"
don't they come in coconut flavour too? Urgh

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over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again."

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

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over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x"

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

Before or after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KINDER SURPRISE

Both white and milk chocolate plus you get the surprise of a toy...rampant rabbit would be good ;p (I definitely should work for Kinder, I'd sky rocket their sales haha)

Although if it was one of those little plastic models you build, I'd go off and play with that and leave her laying there spread eagled, unsatisfied, fanny covered in chocolate...you've got to get your priorities right you see and I'm easily distracted...sorry what were we talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cadbury's Cream Egg

'HOW DO YOU EAT YOURS'

Well if you are trying to eat it through your special lady flower, one can only suspect you probably have poor table manners and aren't the sort of lady to invite around to meet the family for a Sunday roast ;p

Wouldn't want the parents wondering why you are shoving roast potatoes up your flange, like a squirrel gathering nuts in his cheeks for hibernation ;p

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over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

Before or after

During?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

Before or after

During?

He he - I bet.

I had some chocolate (flavoured) condoms once, they were a bit chewy, that or I forgot to take the wrapper off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

Before or after

During?

He he - I bet.

I had some chocolate (flavoured) condoms once, they were a bit chewy, that or I forgot to take the wrapper off

I like chocolate but not chocolate flavoured things.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"Arggggggghhhhhhhhhh I have just had a thought: all this sweet stuff could affect the flora in the vagina, thrush?

I did get thrush after a guy used flavoured lube. Never, never, never again.

Why are you using Flora in your vag...I think 'I can't believe it's not butter' is better ;p

With you being NON-VANILLA Cupcakes...guess it's safe to say your preferred choc/vag combo choice would be chocolate cupcakes...goes without saying doesn't it?...clues in your name ;p x

Chocolate for oral? "In me gob" please

Before or after

During?

He he - I bet.

I had some chocolate (flavoured) condoms once, they were a bit chewy, that or I forgot to take the wrapper off

I like chocolate but not chocolate flavoured things."

No didn't do it for me, plus it nearly choked next doors dog - don't ask

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