FabSwingers.com forum: I would say the bar is open

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But I seem to be Persona non grata at the moment

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

oi just give me a tequila... i need it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooo wot did u do .......... whilst your telling me can I have a vodka and orange juice please.... commonly known as a screwdriver !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka/orange for me and a Southern comfort/lemonade for him please

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Morgan spice and lemonade please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you done? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I haven't got a clue but your drinks will be with you shortly..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be a good old single malt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's got to be a good old single malt "

I've only got a 23 year old single Bushmills malt at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick one please I'm having an early night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A quick one please I'm having an early night

it would never be a quick one with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of strongbow please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of strongbow please

sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Please don't ask for a honey JD as I have none in stock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

still waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot ribena on the rocks please.

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

Just a tea please milk no sugar

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Honey JD please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka/orange for me and a Southern comfort/lemonade for him please

Just had to go to the cellar for the SC sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Honey JD please "

I'll have to nip to Tescos won't be long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A quick one please I'm having an early night

it would never be a quick one with you

Why does everyone assume that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vodka/orange for me and a Southern comfort/lemonade for him please

Just had to go to the cellar for the SC sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But I seem to be Persona non grata at the moment"
Why?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaeger please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jaeger please "

for you my friend here's the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaeger please

for you my friend here's the bottle "

You know what I drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

Meeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

Meeeeee

Ok but don't over do the red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

Meeeeee

Ok but don't over do the red

Would I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x"

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

Meeeeee

Ok but don't over do the red

Would I

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JD on ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voddie n oj purlease....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

And ice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna make a curry for everyone now who can I trust to run the bar

Meeeeee

Ok but don't over do the red

Would I

JD on ice please "

Coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

please may I have a jelly bean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

And ice please

Of course Kelly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD honey for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

please may I have a jelly bean

Is that a sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD honey for me please

Anytime hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Voddie n oj purlease....

On its way v

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

barji's poppadoms and mango chutney are on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

please may I have a jelly bean

Is that a sweet

no a drink !!! shall I come round there and give u a hand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

please may I have a jelly bean

Is that a sweet

no a drink !!! shall I come round there and give u a hand?

Yes please this will be fun us two behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Southern comfort.lemonade and lime, pretty please x

Ok give me a minute I am in charge

please may I have a jelly bean

Is that a sweet

no a drink !!! shall I come round there and give u a hand?

Yes please this will be fun us two behind the bar

oooo yes .... whose next please ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

Take your clothes off then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

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over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spiced rum and please lots of rum splash of thanks muchly xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a pint and a packet of dry roasted please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a pint and a packet of dry roasted please."

On its way nuts are in the corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

Private first then look for our next victim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

I will be behind you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

I will be behind you lol

oh no u wont I need to see where those hands are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

I will be behind you lol

Oohh minxie another willing participant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you serving free bar snacks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

I will be behind you lol

oh no u wont I need to see where those hands are

You can see the fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

Private first then look for our next victim "

oh I'm going to enjoy this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you serving free bar snacks? "

Yes we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

I will be behind you lol

Oohh minxie another willing participant "

Always willing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

Private first then look for our next victim

oh I'm going to enjoy this

Where is Lucy or jules with the paddle

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Treble g&t, ice and a slice. Booth in the corner and chib to hand.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

Private first then look for our next victim

oh I'm going to enjoy this

Where is Lucy or jules with the paddle "

tell em to hurry up I've still got a curry to serve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pass me a pear cider it's hot work in here

did u forget the magic word

now

Think that deserves a spanking don't you minxie

yeah lol

come on then ladies here in the bar or the bedroom

Bar area more fun and people can join in

yep whose first ....

Private first then look for our next victim

oh I'm going to enjoy this

Where is Lucy or jules with the paddle

tell em to hurry up I've still got a curry to serve

Choice of curries I hope and like mine hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treble g&t, ice and a slice. Booth in the corner and chib to hand.....

On its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right as jules and lucy aremt around anyone got any suggestions for flogging private

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

Any chance of a pint of Guinness let's some lead in the pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner"

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Right as jules and lucy aremt around anyone got any suggestions for flogging private

Nope, but could sell a few secrets lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right as jules and lucy aremt around anyone got any suggestions for flogging private

Nope, but could sell a few secrets lmao

Oh do tell

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Haha minnie... dosh first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

Meeee??? Noooo

time for a nightcap me thinks.... Dissarono on the rocks

thankyou good night much love x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

currys ready everybody tuck in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha minnie... dosh first!!!

How about a large drink instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

Meeee??? Noooo

time for a nightcap me thinks.... Dissarono on the rocks

thankyou good night much love x"

Going so soon you have only just arrived

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

Meeee??? Noooo

time for a nightcap me thinks.... Dissarono on the rocks

thankyou good night much love x

Going so soon you have only just arrived

I may have to do the same, asked for an orange juice an hour ago, extremely poor service lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

Meeee??? Noooo

time for a nightcap me thinks.... Dissarono on the rocks

thankyou good night much love x

Going so soon you have only just arrived

I may have to do the same, asked for an orange juice an hour ago, extremely poor service lol

the lady is doing an excellent job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Waiting for the "handful of nuts" line....

In the corner

Have I been naughty or just lucky?!?!

Cheeky

Meeee??? Noooo

time for a nightcap me thinks.... Dissarono on the rocks

thankyou good night much love x

Going so soon you have only just arrived

I may have to do the same, asked for an orange juice an hour ago, extremely poor service lol

the lady is doing an excellent job

Yes Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

Yea why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

I am on orange juice and sober, don't leave me out lol

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

Yea why not

you gonna let me off this cross then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

seeing as I didn't get my spanking

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

"
still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Haha minnie... dosh first!!!

How about a large drink instead

Gallon of gin and you might get pics too... mwuahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha minnie... dosh first!!!

How about a large drink instead

Gallon of gin and you might get pics too... mwuahahaha.

Hang on whilst I find a container large enough you want ice with it lol

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ? "

Oh am sorry here you go

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

Yea why not

you gonna let me off this cross then

Not yet and as your facing me what can I do to you

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go "

Is the curry still being cooked?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go

Is the curry still being cooked?

"
it was served half an hour ago where were you

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go

Is the curry still being cooked?

it was served half an hour ago where were you"

Was in the corner, did you not see me

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go

Is the curry still being cooked?

it was served half an hour ago where were you

Was in the corner, did you not see me

you were too busy with ya nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go "
thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x"

sex or sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

sex or sleep

What do you think

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ? "

About to start in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

sex or sleep

What do you think

nudge up then

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over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

sex or sleep

What do you think

nudge up then

Did you remember my glass of water

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over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

sex or sleep

What do you think

nudge up then

Did you remember my glass of water

yes its on the side

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

About to start in the bedroom

"
I'm on my way btw they are a sexy thong you have on tonight

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over a year ago

Another strongbow cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you mind id I went for a lie down am rather tired now x

sex or sleep

What do you think

nudge up then

Did you remember my glass of water

yes its on the side

Thanks hun

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

About to start in the bedroom

I'm on my way btw they are a sexy thong you have on tonight

Thank you very much

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over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

About to start in the bedroom

I'm on my way btw they are a sexy thong you have on tonight

Thank you very much

I missed the quicke can I join the slow one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

About to start in the bedroom

I'm on my way btw they are a sexy thong you have on tonight

Thank you very much

I missed the quicke can I join the slow one lol

Must've been quick I missed it to lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"You know some men just want to be waited on tut honestly

There's your oj happy now

looks like it's just me and you and the odd d*unk in the corner fancy a quickie

still waiting for a pint of Guinness do you not sell it ?

Oh am sorry here you go thanks that's better now got some lead in my pencil now have I missed the quickie ?

About to start in the bedroom

I'm on my way btw they are a sexy thong you have on tonight

Thank you very much

"
anytime I do like a little thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

Thanks

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie"

Am going to enjoy this

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Could I have something containing a strong sedative please

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie"
is that it kicking out time ?

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie is that it kicking out time ? "

Unless you want to join us

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie

Am going to enjoy this

Right behind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could I have something containing a strong sedative please

Why

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie

Am going to enjoy this

Right behind you

I noticed your hands are everywhere

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie

Am going to enjoy this

Right behind you

I noticed your hands are everywhere

I am gentle

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie

Am going to enjoy this

Right behind you

I noticed your hands are everywhere

I am gentle

I noticed

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie is that it kicking out time ?

Unless you want to join us

"
yeah I love a lock in with a twist now where can I put my hands

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

"Could I have something containing a strong sedative please

Why "

So I can sleep.

Attic bedroom, velux window, heavy rain hail loud weather.

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over a year ago

"Could I have something containing a strong sedative please

Why

So I can sleep.

Attic bedroom, velux window, heavy rain hail loud weather.

I love listening to rain on a Window would be nice to share with someone tho

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over a year ago

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie is that it kicking out time ?

Unless you want to join us

yeah I love a lock in with a twist now where can I put my hands "

Oohh arent they warm hands

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Oh I like it a lot of the time and love to play whilst the rain pours down on the window butriright now I just want to sleep and it is incredibly loud

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over a year ago

"Oh I like it a lot of the time and love to play whilst the rain pours down on the window butriright now I just want to sleep and it is incredibly loud

Aww hun (((hugs)))

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over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

"Looks like its time for bed said zebedee and minnie

Dont forget arnie

come on Arnie is that it kicking out time ?

Unless you want to join us

yeah I love a lock in with a twist now where can I put my hands

Oohh arent they warm hands

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mmm just like your bum cheeks

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over a year ago

"Oh I like it a lot of the time and love to play whilst the rain pours down on the window butriright now I just want to sleep and it is incredibly loud

Wish my body clock changes from night mode soon.

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

Stella please

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