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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats a shit trick he played never had that I did bump into an old flame and it was dire she had really changed and got very bitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traveled for an hour by bus, the guy that turned up had obviously used pics of when he had white teeth and when he was younger. Said he was 35 but was obviously older, he kept trying to touch me

The guy who sat and talked about his perfect kids for 2 hours, I actually yawned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be the 'single' guy who I had been chatting to for ages and arranged to meet for coffee. First he wanted the very far table in the corner, next he was looking around furtively. Finally he admitted he was married and his wife might be in town shopping

I couldn't get away quick enough

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

This was so long ago when we used to put ads in newspapers, send letters and enclose a real photograph.

I met someone for a drink and to see an exhibition. He arrived after I did and looked like Papa Smurf wearing a cycle helmet, cycle clips and carrying his fold-up bike.

He didn't remove the helmet or the clips at the pub. We went on to the exhibition (I didn't have the heart to change the plan and it was before mobile phones) and although he took off the helmet he refused to leave his bike in the cloakroom and carried it around the exhibition.

Or maybe it's was the man I met a few months before I started this malarky. I met him at the British Museum and he wore the most hideous jumper with food stains and went on to tell me he lives in a residential therapeutic community. That wasn't the problem but some of the other things he did and said were never going to make him seem like a good match for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol"

what! ouch what a muppet

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Traveled for an hour by bus, the guy that turned up had obviously used pics of when he had white teeth and when he was younger. Said he was 35 but was obviously older, he kept trying to touch me

The guy who sat and talked about his perfect kids for 2 hours, I actually yawned

Oh god - I've had that. Guy bored me to tears about his wife and kids for hours before I could make my excuses and leave.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I must have buried the memory of any really bad ones in the back of my mind....... I can't think of any off the top of my head. Of course this could mean either there weren't any really bad ones or......... the trauma of the event has blocked it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol"

I once had a women do a runner when I went to buy the drinks cos she didnt like my boots (see profile pics),

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Mines a toss up between the doctor who used mega-safe condoms yet still freaked when there was a touch of blood on the condom, and spent the next 10 minutes washing his bits, or the one pump chump who got two orgasms off me but didn't give me one, offered to buy me lunch but then didn't, and spent most of the meet outside the Travelodge smoking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who sat and talked about his perfect kids for 2 hours, I actually yawned

Oh god - I've had that. Guy bored me to tears about his wife and kids for hours before I could make my excuses and leave. "

It had been our second date, but then he text me afterwards telling me I wasn't for him, I was relieved and managed to stop myself from telling him he bored me....

The glazed expression on my face gave it away

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I duo not think I have ever been on a bad date, you live and learn. I always try and make each date different, but have to admit would never dream of doing a runner with someone's beer money

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By *drianukMan
over a year ago

Spain, Lancs

I once arranged to meet a cpl for a threesome. I got to their house and knocked on the door. A woman answered the door and knew nothing about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once arranged to meet a cpl for a threesome. I got to their house and knocked on the door. A woman answered the door and knew nothing about it"

That is priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 29th April 1991 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who sat and talked about his perfect kids for 2 hours, I actually yawned

Oh god - I've had that. Guy bored me to tears about his wife and kids for hours before I could make my excuses and leave.

It had been our second date, but then he text me afterwards telling me I wasn't for him, I was relieved and managed to stop myself from telling him he bored me....

The glazed expression on my face gave it away

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met A guy for dinner he told me I could only have main course slurred his speech dropped half his food down his clothes then said he had been drinking all day. What a disaster

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Mine tonight was pretty shit... Because it's been postponed until tomorrow! Was looking forward to it

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

The one where I dumped my girlfriend. She threw my own pint of beer over me.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"The one where I dumped my girlfriend. She threw my own pint of beer over me. "

She wouldn't want to waste her drink now would she?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a meet all was going well until I got very wet. Think he suffered from OCD had to keep washing to hands. Killed the moment. I made excuses and left frustrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where I dumped my girlfriend. She threw my own pint of beer over me.

She wouldn't want to waste her drink now would she? "

He should have drank it first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was a Jamaican guy who clearly loved da herb as he was completely stoned when he arrived, proceeded to say repeatedly "can I see your tits", "can I touch your tits", "what size are your tits" this after he'd tried to get me to pick him up from various train stations earlier in the day. One drink and on to next pub so he though, but took him straight to the train station and dumped him there...the look on his face after physically removing him from my car was well worth the shit date lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The one where I dumped my girlfriend. She threw my own pint of beer over me.

She wouldn't want to waste her drink now would she? "

Quite.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The one where I dumped my girlfriend. She threw my own pint of beer over me.

She wouldn't want to waste her drink now would she?

He should have drank it first

I know!!!

Lesson learnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on a 3rd date, we was out in town with mates.

She ran into her ex and apparently there was still something between them as she came and apologised and explained then left with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was on a 3rd date, we was out in town with mates.

She ran into her ex and apparently there was still something between them as she came and apologised and explained then left with him

Fuck that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather not give the precise date involved but there was a Vicar there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First date, running late so didn't have tea, picked up a cheap sandwich from the local petrol station. On the way back from the cinema had to pull over, opened the door and puked everywhere. Yep, dodgy sandwich! Didn't get a kiss but we did date for about six months. Never had sex though. I was such a gentleman! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather not give the precise date involved but there was a Vicar there.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"First date, running late so didn't have tea, picked up a cheap sandwich from the local petrol station. On the way back from the cinema had to pull over, opened the door and puked everywhere. Yep, dodgy sandwich! Didn't get a kiss but we did date for about six months. Never had sex though. I was such a gentleman! Haha "

Now you are on fab...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloke whose facepic was so dodgy (if indeed it was his at all ) it was ten years ten stone and a smashed-in face out of date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well FAB related.

Couple asked me to meet at a local travel lodge. They were about 20years older than there profile suggested, she had more hair than a Californian gorilla and he asked me if I could squeal while she gave me a BJ. Needless to say I said I forgot the condoms. "I'll just go and get them from my car I said" .... Ran off and blocked them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst date. Planned to meet in town for a drink then back to his. He'd sent me pics and I him. Big day game dressed up got a sitter all way great. Got to town before him, so sat and waited. As I waited I watched him walk past twice and on the second time kept going. Texted to say he was going to be to late to meet. I text to say was that before or after you walked passed me. Funnily didn't get a text back.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

1992............borrowed my brothers fiesta xr2,.......pulled up outside this babes house, knocked on the door she came out looking stunning........and I mean fucking stunning............got in the car and the bastard wouldn't start ...........................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do remember arranging to meet someone yrs ago through that old site face party!

Got to the train station pouring down, fell flat on my face.. As he greeted me umberella shot down the embankment..

He politely retrieved it for me... And we carried with me looking like the wreck of the Hesperus. Didn't work out.....

And on another note did meet a lovely lady.... She sat on my face... No I mean SAT on my face... I was panting and very blue!!! No air

not seen her again either....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FaceParty. Jezz. That's a blast from the last. They will probably say that about Facebook in 10years time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FaceParty. Jezz. That's a blast from the last. They will probably say that about Facebook in 10years time."

I know and fab perhaps

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Omg I remember face party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FaceParty. Jezz. That's a blast from the last. They will probably say that about Facebook in 10years time.

I know and fab perhaps"

Maybe. But this is the first site I've used in its class.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I remember face party "

Yeah they sold it and it went downhill. Same happened with MySpace and POF.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Omg I remember face party

Yeah they sold it and it went downhill. Same happened with MySpace and POF. "

Never use myspace and Pof is dire lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this Facebook of which you speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omg I remember face party "

I actually tried to log onto it the other day just out of curiosity..... How dim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's this Facebook of which you speak?

Oh come on if you didn't have face party you weren't hip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many moons ago. Blind date organised by a mutual friend. Man travelled cross-border for a full Easter weekend at mine (separate beds). He ate the food for all three days in one go and called it 'nice snacks', and when we went to the beach he stripped to his underpants that were inside out and had sailing boats printed on. In the tram on the way back I managed to get a seat on the other side of the carriage, but that didn't stop him from shouting my name and giving me open mouthed lurid winks. I was mortified. So there it ended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Many moons ago. Blind date organised by a mutual friend. Man travelled cross-border for a full Easter weekend at mine (separate beds). He ate the food for all three days in one go and called it 'nice snacks', and when we went to the beach he stripped to his underpants that were inside out and had sailing boats printed on. In the tram on the way back I managed to get a seat on the other side of the carriage, but that didn't stop him from shouting my name and giving me open mouthed lurid winks. I was mortified. So there it ended."

Oh dear god you poor poor woman.., did make me

though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went on a meet with guy I been chatting to for a while. Went for few drinks, everything going ok til......outside having a ciggie he decides to tell a lady also having a ciggie that we were on a swinging meet.........just wanted ground to open up n swallow me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol"

Thanks for making me spill my cuppa, but at least it didn't cost me 20 quid!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol"

I really feel bad about that I don't know what came over me if you lend me another £20 I will come over and give it you back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About three years ago, he threw up all over me after his starter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a toss up between the doctor who used mega-safe condoms yet still freaked when there was a touch of blood on the condom, and spent the next 10 minutes washing his bits, or the one pump chump who got two orgasms off me but didn't give me one, offered to buy me lunch but then didn't, and spent most of the meet outside the Travelodge smoking."

I had a vanilla date. Lunch had been offered but all I got was a bottled water and constant gripes about his ex intermingled with how wonderful he was.

He cut our date short and amazed me by texting what a lovely time he had. I hadn't, and told him

Years ago I had a date even though alarm bells rang about his attitude. Needless to say I have listened to my intuition ever since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought mine was bad but some of these are horrendous

i went on a meet and the woman bought her three kids out with her (couldn't get a baby sitter) and then invited me straight back to hers so she could get the kids upstairs so we could play downstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I borrowed my brothers canal boat for a date, guy turned up, we seemed to get on, couldn't start the engine, boat drifted across marina and ended up wedged between 2 other boats, both with families on, it was soo frustrating, but he did see the funny side of it, we ate our piknic, and ive never seen him again

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Another one he was constantly talking about his ex...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one once that asked to meet a couple of towns away just incase he was embarrassed to be seen with me and then said the meal he could only afford chips from the chippy oh and could I pick him up to save his petrol

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By *mileydragonWoman
over a year ago

in the stix

yrs ago I met a 'single' guy who after the first 5 mins of meeting told me constantly about how his wife was having fertility treatment!! I soon made my excuses and walked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What has been your worse date?? Mine has got to be a couple of years ago where I gave a bloke 20 quid to get drinks.....he did a runner lol"

Love to start the day with a laugh. Thank you so much lol. Pmsl. And I bet you never got your drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged to meet a lady, pictures shared, etc.

Met in a local pub, and she explained her whole life, that I was invited to meet her family at the weekend and how we could sell our houses and move in together. .... That was in the first couple of hours .... When we parted I said I needed to think about it ... That was 12 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy who I had chatted to and known for ages invited me to his home, asking me to pick up condoms etc etc on the way promising me a "great Bisexual experience" only to shoot his load as soon as I touched him then asked me to leave... worse date ever but the best laugh I've ever had..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a couple from another site he was meant to look like a young brad pitt with a great body she was meant to be a size 12 with lovely long brown hair.

When we met them he looked like Golum and she was a size 20 with long brown greasy hair and both had very bad BO

Hubby managed to txt my phone making out one of the kids wasnt well and had to run off home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arranged to meet a lady, pictures shared, etc.

Fancy living with me and my horses, plus 3 noisy dogs, we can relocate if you have a big garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met someone who turned up totally pissed on our hotel meet and collapsed in the bathroom. I actually thought he had had a heart attack and as he was married it added to the sheer panic. However on shaking him he came round and called me by his wifes name. I was so hacked off for him spoiling a nice day I made a hasty exit taking the bottle of Merlot with me of course - like he needed anymore booze!! And no we didn't rearrange...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Met a couple from another site he was meant to look like a young brad pitt with a great body she was meant to be a size 12 with lovely long brown hair.

When we met them he looked like Golum and she was a size 20 with long brown greasy hair and both had very bad BO

Hubby managed to txt my phone making out one of the kids wasnt well and had to run off home "

I know a couple just like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worst meet professed to have the body of a rugby player on his profile. Not fat he stated. Sure enough the pic tallied with his self depiction. He didn't though.

A year later I had rejoined that site and he approached me (same pic and profile). So I innocently

asked him if he had grown his hair (yes in the pic he had hair and yet he turned up as bald as a coot), and lost the 3 stone he had admitted to putting on.

Awwww I got blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This was so long ago when we used to put ads in newspapers, send letters and enclose a real photograph.

I met someone for a drink and to see an exhibition. He arrived after I did and looked like Papa Smurf wearing a cycle helmet, cycle clips and carrying his fold-up bike.

lol!!! geez glad wasn't me! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy Ide been chatting to for a while, he looked totally different in real life and really wasn't for me .. Being honest I told him this and he broke down crying!! I made a sharp exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy who sat and talked about his perfect kids for 2 hours, I actually yawned

Oh god - I've had that. Guy bored me to tears about his wife and kids for hours before I could make my excuses and leave.

It had been our second date, but then he text me afterwards telling me I wasn't for him, I was relieved and managed to stop myself from telling him he bored me....

The glazed expression on my face gave it away

See now I would have told him to prevent anyone else falling asleep at a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was about 10 years ago. Arranged to meet at cinema in town. When I arrived he said he wanted to see one of the matrix sequels.. I hadn't seen any of the previous but I didn't want to be a spoiler so off we went, me paying for tickets. Got to the bar and he asked if I wanted a lemonade but I wanted a real drink so he paid for my vodka in coppers. I had finished it by the time he had paid.

In the cinema he put his specs on and they were smashed on one side. I kept sneaking out to go to the bar for a sneaky shot and was a bit tipsy at the end of the night and stupidly agreed to go back to his.

The man had no idea how to put on a condom and broke 3 before attempting to hump my leg. I made a run for it when he nipped to the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i thought mine was bad but some of these are horrendous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arranged to meet a guy in the city centre, was shorter than his pics, had already had a pint for dutch courage, kept getting closer to me at the pub almost to the point of sitting on my lap, 3 pints later tried it on at the local swingers club when we went to have a look round, running in high heels can be achieved trust me

The second was yesterday where I got the gist that as a single woman I would want to invite him to mine, kept asking where I lived, my address, where my son was etc etc didn't seem to understand there had to be a mutual attraction but he wasn't even my type either as looked nothing like his picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a meet where when we arrived at the given address, no one home so rang the fem of the couple who said we had been given the wrong address by the male, referring to him by a different name to the one we had been using (thought fair enough, plenty use false names on FAB) got the correct address which was just around the corner, when we arrived and he opened the door he looked nothing like his pic, don't even think it was of him...he was wearing a scruffy t-shirt that didn't even cover his belly, then she was sat texting for the first 5-10 mins that we were there then when she finally started to talk to us it was bad mouthing previous meets and how boring they had been....so when the guy suggested we went upstairs for fun it was a definite no from both of us

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