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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby

Its a bit windy either get a kite or get over it.

(Retires to bunker wearing tin hat and flack jackrt)

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't have the wind ruffling my hair up

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By *uckoldandWifeCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

i take offence to a shandy drinker....i drink the hard stuff lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was a bit last night but news made a big thing bout it .... to cover there ass's after the 87 storm fuck up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking."

so sad

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking."

Seriously the south has been prepared for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Get over yourselves.

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands

i got to work ok,bit late got wet a bit but the south always gets more attention whether its sun,wind,rain or muggings and drive by shootings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking.

Seriously the south has been prepared for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Get over yourselves. "

people died, when you have heavy snow and we don't and people die I will not be making jokes about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hummm what's there to get over????? oh and if you intend to come to the south west on hol ... don't bother your not welcome we are already nearly over run by big mouthed northern wankers ...... but not all are just most .......

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"hummm what's there to get over????? oh and if you intend to come to the south west on hol ... don't bother your not welcome we are already nearly over run by big mouthed northern wankers ...... but not all are just most ....... "

was that really necessary?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

probably not...... did get under my skin how is it the whole southern population is attract because the news !!

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"hummm what's there to get over????? oh and if you intend to come to the south west on hol ... don't bother your not welcome we are already nearly over run by big mouthed northern wankers ...... but not all are just most ....... "

Ah so our missionaries have arrived to help save you

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

As far as I'm aware, people have just followed the advice and guidance issued from the the experts?

I couldn't live much further south and was surprised at the lack of chaos this morning - surprised but immensely pleased.

Let's not bicker over the finer details but be glad that there wasn't more destruction and death

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

The comment may be a bit unwise considering the poor people who have died, but I don't believe the OP was trying to cause offence, I think it was aimed more at how the storm has been portrayed in the media.

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By *or Fox Sake OP   Couple
over a year ago

Thornaby


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking.

Seriously the south has been prepared for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Get over yourselves.

people died, when you have heavy snow and we don't and people die I will not be making jokes about it "

North heavy snow is about a foot

South heavy snow is about 2 flakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we no need saving ........ I blame thatcher !!! letting people draw dole any where in the early 60's it the place to be but now gone down hill so much there a load of rehab centres that the people get shipped down from all over the uk but mainly Manchester leed's Nottingham and Liverpool ... that is a fact ..... any way a little off topic ... nice weather for ducks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a bit windy either get a kite or get over it.

(Retires to bunker wearing tin hat and flack jackrt)"

You could do with a high wind to blow all the smog from the desolate bleak frozen northern wasteland that is Teeside...

Someone fell off a ship I was working on into the Tee, never physically hurt himself but had to go to the hospital in case he swallowed any of the water

I'll stay down south thanks.

Have you ever had a CSB shandy? Lovely and still about 4% by volume...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking.

Seriously the south has been prepared for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Get over yourselves.

people died, when you have heavy snow and we don't and people die I will not be making jokes about it

North heavy snow is about a foot

South heavy snow is about 2 flakes"

We'll be lucky to get 2 flakes. Our palm trees are doing well though. The ones that didn't fall on people and kill them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we no need saving ........ I blame thatcher !!! letting people draw dole any where in the early 60's it the place to be but now gone down hill so much there a load of rehab centres that the people get shipped down from all over the uk but mainly Manchester leed's Nottingham and Liverpool ... that is a fact ..... any way a little off topic ... nice weather for ducks "

yesterday morning our windows were hit by lots of moths fleeing the wind. Was sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a bit windy either get a kite or get over it.

(Retires to bunker wearing tin hat and flack jackrt)"

They would never survive up here I guess they can't cope with a bit of ruff weather.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the test to see if you're a proper hard person is if you don't put soft drinks into your alcohol ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"So the test to see if you're a proper hard person is if you don't put soft drinks into your alcohol ?"

New Olympic sport to replace boxing. Two heavyweight types, stand in a pub, having increasingly strong shandies. Frank Warren is promoting, or was it Frank Stubbs? I'm sure I saw it advertised somewhere

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

One good thing about the north is the m1 you can get further south quicker as for the weather it hasn't be that bad but newsreaders have to blag it up a bit

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I kinda agree with what fox is saying, although he could have worded it better.

1 bit of bad weather darn sarf and it's the end of the world, top news story etc. But 2 foot of snow north of the Watford Gap and nothing.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Its a bit windy either get a kite or get over it.

(Retires to bunker wearing tin hat and flack jackrt)"

I felt sorry for the parents of the teenager who got dragged out to sea as well.

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

The north is good for a cheap drink though

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"we no need saving ........ I blame thatcher !!! letting people draw dole any where in the early 60's it the place to be but now gone down hill so much there a load of rehab centres that the people get shipped down from all over the uk but mainly Manchester leed's Nottingham and Liverpool ... that is a fact ..... any way a little off topic ... nice weather for ducks "

wtf has that got to do with the weather.... slams my head off desk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"well only 4 people have died so far so suppose you can be light-hearted about it OP, seems nothing is out of bounds when it comes to attention seeking.

Seriously the south has been prepared for the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse. Get over yourselves.

people died, when you have heavy snow and we don't and people die I will not be making jokes about it

North heavy snow is about a foot

South heavy snow is about 2 flakes

We'll be lucky to get 2 flakes. Our palm trees are doing well though. The ones that didn't fall on people and kill them "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we no need saving ........ I blame thatcher !!! letting people draw dole any where in the early 60's it the place to be but now gone down hill so much there a load of rehab centres that the people get shipped down from all over the uk but mainly Manchester leed's Nottingham and Liverpool ... that is a fact ..... any way a little off topic ... nice weather for ducks

wtf has that got to do with the weather.... slams my head off desk...."

Nothing, it's turning into a north south divide slanging match, which I think was the OP's original intention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go out on Friday night I have ten pints and I get slaughtered I go home and beat the wife coz I'm a northern bastard lol"

If you are referring to the Hale & Pace sketch it goes something like this.

I go down pub

Drink ten pints

I get really plastered

I go back home

To beat the wife

Cos I'm a northern bastard.

Although funny I wouldn't have said it because I am not in the habbit of lumping people into stereotypical groups.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Im southerener living in the midlands i have better things to do then slag those off from different regions...jolly day on the forums..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im southerener living in the midlands i have better things to do then slag those off from different regions...jolly day on the forums.."

Ya big softie

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

At the end of the day we are all English and proud of it I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whether your north or south the news media overreacted on this storm,after the 87 storm the public media was after there blood for it being underestimated,now this storm has been and gone people still moaning.so what are the new people meant to do.shandy down here is fine with a drop of tipple init anyway.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I have a foot in both camps... Live up here in Newcastle and when we have horrendous thunderstorm and flash flooding it was hardly a blip on the news.... But my sister lives in Essex and she couldn't get into work for no trains and her next door neighbours car is now flattened under a tree!

I would make light of other peoples misfortune so quickly after the event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm a southerner any further south I'd be in France but love my northern monkey mates on here, but you should be aware even are waters harder ffs lol you soft lot xxx

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