FabSwingers.com forum: Shoeburyness...

By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Whenever I've read Moody's posts, I always thought that Shoeburyness was a made up place like Arse End or My own little world or some of the places we put as our home towns (I've no idea why, it just looks like a invented name to me) 'twas only yesterday I read a post by another person from Shoeburyness I realised it was an actual, honest-to-goodness town!

Anyway, that's been my "Every day is a school day" moment for the weekend - what's been yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same as you , I thought it was made up too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought it was made up too

my thought for the day is that 'its not easy to paint on your own face'

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I had suspected it was made up but like you saw someone else from the same place yesterday pmsl

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

It does sound like a dream destination for all the followers of Imelda Marcos. It is definately a real place, I spent about 3 years paying it regular visits for work on a project that contributed a lot to my grey hairs.

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

i remember going to the seaside there with my primary school when i was younger good times

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Blimey, was expecting loads of posts about how dopey I am! Good to know it's not just me that thought Moody lived in a made up place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's really made me giggle thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i remember going to the seaside there with my primary school when i was younger good times

East beach a 10 min walk from me

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

According to Douglas Adams Meaning of Liff Shoeburyness is also the vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should live there considering my shoe fetish and I admit I thought it was a fake place too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Douglas Adams Meaning of Liff Shoeburyness is also the vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

now imagine that in the context of swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Douglas Adams Meaning of Liff Shoeburyness is also the vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

love douglas adam's writing....meaning of liff is great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I should live there considering my shoe fetish and I admit I thought it was a fake place too lol

The only place to get shoes here is asda

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"According to Douglas Adams Meaning of Liff Shoeburyness is also the vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

now imagine that in the context of swinging

Still wet from somebody elses bottom? Ewwww!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Douglas Adams Meaning of Liff Shoeburyness is also the vague uncomfortable feeling you get when sitting on a seat which is still warm from somebody else's bottom.

now imagine that in the context of swinging

Still wet from somebody elses bottom? Ewwww!"

tissues anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's really made me giggle thank you

I thought it was a makeiupie as well, its a brilliant name, do you know the origin of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's really made me giggle thank you

I thought it was a makeiupie as well, its a brilliant name, do you know the origin of it "

No idea , I've only lived here for 18 months

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By *iggamanMan
over a year ago

London

"i remember going to the seaside there with my primary school when i was younger good times

East beach a 10 min walk from me

ooh is that an invite round then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i remember going to the seaside there with my primary school when i was younger good times

East beach a 10 min walk from me

ooh is that an invite round then??

I'm going nowhere near the beach today

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By *HELONDONCOUPLECouple
over a year ago

london

to us its another way of saying Southend

AND some people on here can be so dopey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not southend though, there is Thorpe bay and then shoeburyness

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Sounds like a "East Angular....ain't that abroad?" moment....

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

that's really made me giggle thank you

You're welcome, Moody...I always like to make folk laugh - sometimes I even do it intentionally

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"to us its another way of saying Southend

AND some people on here can be so dopey

cheeky buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever go to Shoeburyness

Take the A road the ok road that's the best

Go motoring on the A13

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you ever go to Shoeburyness

Take the A road the ok road that's the best

Go motoring on the A13"

Nah sea front way better than a13 , well except on a Sunday afternoon in summer when it's the 127 then the tail end of 13

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By *heirishboy121Man
over a year ago

Enniskillen Northen ireland

lol well you will like the next town in kent its called prats bottom there is upper prats bottom and lower prats bottom to lol google it its there

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

"lol well you will like the next town in kent its called prats bottom there is upper prats bottom and lower prats bottom to lol google it its there

I remember passing through there on my way to Brands Hatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you ever have to go to Shoeburyness

Take the A road, the okay road that's the best

Go motorin' on the A13

If you're looking for a thrill that's new

Take in Fords, Dartford Tunnel and the river too

Go motorin' on the A13

It starts down in Wapping

There ain't no stopping

By-pass Barking and straight through Dagenham

Down to Grays Thurrock

And rather near Basildon

Pitsea, Thundersley, Hadleigh, Leigh-On-Sea,

Chalkwell, Prittlewell

Southend's the end

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Essex also has a real place called Fingeringhoe.

Caz, are you saying that Arse End is made up? I've been up your way and it seems perfectly feasible that it might really be called Arse End given some of the other real names.

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Essex also has a real place called Fingeringhoe.

Caz, are you saying that Arse End is made up? I've been up your way and it seems perfectly feasible that it might really be called Arse End given some of the other real names.

That's very true, I kinda wish it was...might have to move to Cockley Beck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so e seriously scaring big bangs here this afternoon

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are so e seriously scaring big bangs here this afternoon

Big bangs? Army, nature or sex with a huge thingamabob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are so e seriously scaring big bangs here this afternoon

Big bangs? Army, nature or sex with a huge thingamabob?

It could be the army , I've just not heard anything as loud round here before.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are so e seriously scaring big bangs here this afternoon

Big bangs? Army, nature or sex with a huge thingamabob?

It could be the army , I've just not heard anything as loud round here before. "

I did wonder if you had an exploding pork pie on your hands.

You've got a testing range near you haven't you? If the wind is blowing your way the sound may be amplified.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Whenever I've read Moody's posts, I always thought that Shoeburyness was a made up place like Arse End or My own little world or some of the places we put as our home towns (I've no idea why, it just looks like a invented name to me) 'twas only yesterday I read a post by another person from Shoeburyness I realised it was an actual, honest-to-goodness town!

Anyway, that's been my "Every day is a school day" moment for the weekend - what's been yours?"

Knew it was real, one of the places I'm looking at to retire to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought Shoeburyness was in London until only a few months ago.

Arse End I know is real.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Most of the names in this part of Essex are of Saxon/Viking origins... Bread and Cheese hill in Thundersley is a corruption of an old weapon called broad and sharp... Thundersley is to do with Thors land...

I got all that from reading Bernard Cornwall who has based some of his books round hereand was raised in Thundersley....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The name always reminds me a Ian Dury and the Blockheads lyric, & I can't believe they weren't mentioned above; - get some culture, you lot!!

From A. Foreigner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse

kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, that's been my "Every day is a school day" moment for the weekend - what's been yours?

Knew it was real, one of the places I'm looking at to retire to.

I wouldn't bother , there's nothing here honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of the names in this part of Essex are of Saxon/Viking origins... Bread and Cheese hill in Thundersley is a corruption of an old weapon called broad and sharp... Thundersley is to do with Thors land...

I got all that from reading Bernard Cornwall who has based some of his books round hereand was raised in Thundersley....

And there was me thinking bread and cheese hill was named so because of the pub on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse

kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness"

Lol - I didn't have the heart to post it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse

kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness"

awww thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See, Moody; if you get lucky you could be playing Billericay Dicky all night!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See, Moody; if you get lucky you could be playing Billericay Dicky all night!!

Long as he comes here cos I ain't moving from my bed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina,

a seasoned old Hyena

could not have been obscener

She took me to the cleaners

& other misdemeanors

but I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena.

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

If candy floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thickly

I'm Billericay Dickie

and I'm doing very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina,

a seasoned old Hyena

could not have been obscener

She took me to the cleaners

& other misdemeanors

but I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena.

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

If candy floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thickly

I'm Billericay Dickie

and I'm doing very well.

What's that from

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coincidently we have just paid a visit today to Shoeburyness with a non swinging friend who used to be stationed there years ago when it was a garrison town .She says its all posh now , and didn't want to go in the shoe pub cos it had gone all upmarket .She did show me the area near the beech huts towards Southend that used to be a big dogging area .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coincidently we have just paid a visit today to Shoeburyness with a non swinging friend who used to be stationed there years ago when it was a garrison town .She says its all posh now , and didn't want to go in the shoe pub cos it had gone all upmarket .She did show me the area near the beech huts towards Southend that used to be a big dogging area .

Awwww you should have popped in for a cuppa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

Oh yeah

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

Moody can look normal. Well, except when she's trying to waft air up her dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

Moody can look normal. Well, except when she's trying to waft air up her dress."

I was hot

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

Moody can look normal. Well, except when she's trying to waft air up her dress.

I was hot

You were very hot - P said so as we were walking back to the hotel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually thought the same thing about Evie's profile - Evesham, I thought that was a joke too. Didn't know it actually existed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It may have taken some explaining to our friends who know nothing of our other life

Moody can look normal. Well, except when she's trying to waft air up her dress.

I was hot

You were very hot - P said so as we were walking back to the hotel. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina,

a seasoned old Hyena

could not have been obscener

She took me to the cleaners

& other misdemeanors

but I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena.

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

If candy floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thickly

I'm Billericay Dickie

and I'm doing very well.

I bought a lot of Brandy

when I was courting Mandy

took eight to make her randy

& all I had was shandy

another thing with Sandy

what often came in handy

was passing her a 'mandy',

she didn't half go bandy!

So, you ask Joyce & Vicky

If I ever took the Micky

I'm not a blinking thicky

I'm Billericay Dickie

& I'm doing very well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a song by Ian Dury & the Blockheads called; Billericay Dickie; - it put Shoeburyness on the world map!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's a song by Ian Dury & the Blockheads called; Billericay Dickie; - it put Shoeburyness on the world map!!

I think you'll find that Shoeburyness was already on the map. Along with all those other places that have never been mentioned in a song.

Not like Waikikamukau which is really hard to find on a map.

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Ian Dury is a legend...

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

Hit me with your Rhythm Stick.. etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ian Dury is a legend...

Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll

Hit me with your Rhythm Stick.. etc"

He sure was dude; - legendary indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a song by Ian Dury & the Blockheads called; Billericay Dickie; - it put Shoeburyness on the world map!!

I think you'll find that Shoeburyness was already on the map. Along with all those other places that have never been mentioned in a song.

Not like Waikikamukau which is really hard to find on a map.

not on the world map, it wasn't!

-& as for waikikamukau; - why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There you go tosh just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

Why are you sitting in the dark Moody ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

Why are you sitting in the dark Moody ?"

Meter gone , anyone got 50p ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a love affair with Nina

In the back of my Cortina,

a seasoned old Hyena

could not have been obscener

She took me to the cleaners

& other misdemeanors

but I got right up between her

Rum and her Ribena.

So, you ask Joyce and Vicky

If candy floss is sticky

I'm not a blinking thickly

I'm Billericay Dickie

and I'm doing very well.

Love this!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not far from here, a little town off southend, bit of beach action.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

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well at least I'm not the only thick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

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I feel silly now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

I feel silly now

Awwww don't come here and have a hug x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

I feel silly now

Awwww don't come here and have a hug x"
yesssss a naked hug . Well worth embarrassing myself for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

Your not a blinkin thickie your billericy dickie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

I feel silly now

Awwww don't come here and have a hug x yesssss a naked hug . Well worth embarrassing myself for

Skin on skin my fav

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Once tossed my partner off on a beach house step in Shoeburyness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once tossed my partner off on a beach house step in Shoeburyness."

Could he swim ?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My school day moment being I only just realised men fill their profile pics of their willies after reading a thread about it. Must be something new for summer season 2014

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There you go tosh just for you

well at least I'm not the only thick one

I feel silly now

Awwww don't come here and have a hug x yesssss a naked hug . Well worth embarrassing myself for

Skin on skin my fav

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wow thats uncanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha!

This place actually exists. I saw it on the map. Even back then when i saw it i was like 'MOODY!!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once tossed my partner off on a beach house step in Shoeburyness.

Could he swim ?"

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By *londeCaz OP Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Blimey, resurrection day...I take it Toshn also thought Shoeburyness was made up...you're in good company chick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, resurrection day...I take it Toshn also thought Shoeburyness was made up...you're in good company chick

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No I knew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blimey, resurrection day...I take it Toshn also thought Shoeburyness was made up...you're in good company chick

"
I was even worse . I thought she livex in Shrewsbury and was taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in Shoeburyness for about 4 years. It's a couple of miles past Southend-On-Sea right on the coast.

Lovely place really.

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