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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's it to be ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please and one.for yourself x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??"

Cider for me my Lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cup of Tea please xx

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Coke please. I'm still hanging

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Gin and Tonic please , ice and lemon twist.

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Wine please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double southern comfort lemonade and lime please and one.for yourself x"

Nice choice and thanks

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

Single malt pease straight up and a lot of it please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady "

Any preference of cider??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cup of Tea please xx "

Can I splash a bit of Brady in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coke please. I'm still hanging "

Coke... Here have a beer, hair of the dog and all that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and Tonic please , ice and lemon twist. "

Shaken or stirred??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and please, don't stiff on the vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LARGE jack and with a squeeze of lime please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wine please. "

White, rose, red? Sweet, dry?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Single malt pease straight up and a lot of it please "

It's yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka straight for Mr and pernod blackcurrant and lemonade for Mrs. Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaeger followed my a midora please.

Just won £50 on a scratch card so good mood here

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By *XimagesCouple
over a year ago

north liverpool


"What's it to be ??"

Two double Drambuie's no ice x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and please, don't stiff on the vodka "

You've had enough

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By *XimagesCouple
over a year ago

north liverpool

And take one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"LARGE jack and with a squeeze of lime please! "

There you go ... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double vodka straight for Mr and pernod blackcurrant and lemonade for Mrs. Please"

My kind of people ... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jaeger followed my a midora please.

Just won £50 on a scratch card so good mood here "

Whoop well done you enjoy

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Gin and Tonic please , ice and lemon twist.

Shaken or stirred??"

007 shaken please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Two double Drambuie's no ice x "

That's sure to warm your cockles. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And take one for yourself "

Why Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gin and Tonic please , ice and lemon twist.

Shaken or stirred??

007 shaken please. "

Imma shaking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cup of Tea please xx

Can I splash a bit of Brady in "

sadly no ... am on antibiotics and they are not good ones ... feel weird on em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??"

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka and please, don't stiff on the vodka

You've had enough "

what kind of hostess are you!! Double vodka, gnats piss of ...please

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

vodka and tonic please .. and a feel of the nearest lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??"

btw is this a topless bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LARGE jack and with a squeeze of lime please! "

I'll be your large jack if you squeeze my lime for me

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I would like a Margarita but got wine

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

ribena for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LARGE jack and with a squeeze of lime please!

I'll be your large jack if you squeeze my lime for me

"

wouldn't mind squeezing that between my cheeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka full fat and loads of ice please x

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Pint of cider with loads of black please (valleys girl) x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cup of Tea please xx

Can I splash a bit of Brady in

sadly no ... am on antibiotics and they are not good ones ... feel weird on em "

Ile let you off then, get well soon xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite "

On it's way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka and please, don't stiff on the vodka

You've had enough

what kind of hostess are you!! Double vodka, gnats piss of ...please "

You will thank me in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite

On it's way"

are you bringing it over in person

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Gin and Tonic please , ice and lemon twist.

Shaken or stirred??

007 shaken please.

Imma shaking "

Thank you. Shake it harder and higher....topless bar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"vodka and tonic please .. and a feel of the nearest lady x"

Here ya go .. Go knock next door

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

btw is this a topless bar "

Of course and service with a smile

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would like a Margarita but got wine "

Wine is an excellent choice (I don't know what's in Margarita)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I would like a Margarita but got wine

Wine is an excellent choice (I don't know what's in Margarita) "

Margarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill leave it up to you my dear... What you you serve me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ribena for me please"

A double?

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Pint of cider with loads of black please (valleys girl) x"

My good I need a bigger pair of bazookas to get served here!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka full fat and loads of ice please x "

A girl after my own heart, it's just not the same with diet!! Here's a double

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pint of cider with loads of black please (valleys girl) x"

On it's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come mine then you can have whatever you want x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

btw is this a topless bar

Of course and service with a smile "

excellent, my kind of establishment

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite

On it's way

are you bringing it over in person "

Will cost ya

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"Pint of cider with loads of black please (valleys girl) x

On it's way "

Thankyou so so much keep the change for one yourself! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??"

I think I am too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Vodka full fat and loads of ice please x

A girl after my own heart, it's just not the same with diet!! Here's a double "

Thank you

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford


"ribena for me please

A double?"
ooo no i will be tipsey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sweet sherry for me

a true mans drink lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite

On it's way

are you bringing it over in person

Will cost ya"

Im sure that the service will be worth the cost

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe "

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too "

He didn't order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BARMAID! WHERSH MY FLUCKING JRRINK!!! HICC!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ribena for me please

A double? ooo no i will be tipsey "

Ile keep it small then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too

He didn't order "

SHERRRRVISHHH! BURRP !

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

ooh a coffee, white with a dash of whiskey please.. blended is fine, no need to waste a good single malt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"sweet sherry for me

a true mans drink lol"

Here take the bottle ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's it to be ??

Cider for me my Lady

Any preference of cider??

A nice dry English one, cider over here is shite

On it's way

are you bringing it over in person

Will cost ya

Im sure that the service will be worth the cost "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm topless now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too

He didn't order "

I ordered a white wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BARMAID! WHERSH MY FLUCKING JRRINK!!! HICC!! "

Oh security!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys "

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ooh a coffee, white with a dash of whiskey please.. blended is fine, no need to waste a good single malt "

On it's way

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm topless now "

Oooh so you are.. No more gin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too

He didn't order

I ordered a white wine "

I've served you. Scroll back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BARMAID! WHERSH MY FLUCKING JRRINK!!! HICC!!

Oh security!!! "

did I say you have a mighty fine pair of bangers?? *runs for the exit*

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless? "

I am indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too "

Tescos it is then and back to mine giddy up giddy goat lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I nice fruity red wine for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too

He didn't order

I ordered a white wine

I've served you. Scroll back "

I know huni, I said thankyou and are you still topless? just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

I am indeed "

Oooosh!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

I am indeed "

be careful you dont spill any of my drink on the ferry, I here its a bit choppy out there tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

I am indeed "

be careful you dont spill any of my drink on the ferry, I here its a bit choppy out there tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm barred bloody pub watch ??

I think I am too

Tescos it is then and back to mine giddy up giddy goat lol "

Why thankyou kindly sir, I fear I would be far too giddy for you tonight, perhaps ill just stay and ogle the barmaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would have to be a Jury prophecy a drop of warm water and a fine females company. Just what I've got now. Heaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BARMAID! WHERSH MY FLUCKING JRRINK!!! HICC!!

Oh security!!!

did I say you have a mighty fine pair of bangers?? *runs for the exit*"

Here that vodka

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vodka please "

Nothing but the best for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x"

Here's a large.. Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large vin rouge please lovely lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

I am indeed

be careful you dont spill any of my drink on the ferry, I here its a bit choppy out there tonight "

Thought you were swimming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would have to be a Jury prophecy a drop of warm water and a fine females company. Just what I've got now. Heaven "

Hmmm hang five while I consult google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"BARMAID! WHERSH MY FLUCKING JRRINK!!! HICC!!

Oh security!!!

did I say you have a mighty fine pair of bangers?? *runs for the exit*

Here that vodka"

*u-turns* Cheers sexy tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vin rouge please lovely lady "

For you my lovely a bottle of the finest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large vin rouge please lovely lady

For you my lovely a bottle of the finest "

Do I get something to nibble on?

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Large white wine for me please...... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waits patiently to be served, chilled wine? Maybe

Oooooops Was going to make you a vodka / redbull but your hyper enough sooooo here's a Baileys

Aww thankyou my lovely hyper moi?? Ru still topless?

I am indeed

be careful you dont spill any of my drink on the ferry, I here its a bit choppy out there tonight

Thought you were swimming "

I am now that you arnt leaving your sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Large vin rouge please lovely lady

For you my lovely a bottle of the finest

Do I get something to nibble on?"

yes indeed you are, what do you fancy to nibble on

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

bulmers red berry cider without ice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LARGE jack and with a squeeze of lime please!

I'll be your large jack if you squeeze my lime for me

wouldn't mind squeezing that between my cheeks "

Well ask me nicely and maybe you can do some shots wit it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee please cos I'm working

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy"

Are we allowed top ups??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups?? "

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still after a large stiff one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spannish measure of Malibu and Pineapple please! Mrs B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It would have to be a Jury prophecy a drop of warm water and a fine females company. Just what I've got now. Heaven

Hmmm hang five while I consult google "

Well spotted, maybe I've had one to manny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My son in-law has just poured me a JD and . Let the fun begin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im still after a large stiff one "

Are you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spannish measure of Malibu and Pineapple please! Mrs B "

I used to love that in the 80's lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a cocktail night so can I start with a black russian please

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

laceby

I fancy something crisp and fruity !

Ok I'll drink my blossom hill on my own then ......@

Premier inn ..... Alone

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

laceby

I fancy something crisp and fruity !

Ok I'll drink my blossom hill on my own then ......@

Premier inn ..... Alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy something crisp and fruity !

Ok I'll drink my blossom hill on my own then ......@

Premier inn ..... Alone "

Twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy something crisp and fruity !

Ok I'll drink my blossom hill on my own then ......@

Premier inn ..... Alone

Twice "

he will be pissed soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Russian please. A jug full!

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By *noops123Man
over a year ago

laceby


"I fancy something crisp and fruity !

Ok I'll drink my blossom hill on my own then ......@

Premier inn ..... Alone

Twice "

Yuup

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over a year ago


"Spannish measure of Malibu and Pineapple please! Mrs B

I used to love that in the 80's lol x "

Its the only drink i can drink lots of and feel nicely d*unk and not be ill or have a hang over the next day! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working "

borrrrring !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large vin rouge please lovely lady

For you my lovely a bottle of the finest

Do I get something to nibble on?"

Whatever you desire

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over a year ago

laceby


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!"

Might join you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up "

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me "

Uv got lots more drinks to pour, im next!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me

Uv got lots more drinks to pour, im next!! "

A large Malibu and pineapple as requested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fancy a cocktail night so can I start with a black russian please "

Ooh I've not had one for years .. Ile join you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me

Uv got lots more drinks to pour, im next!!

A large Malibu and pineapple as requested "

fag break over, back to work now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I large spritzer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD on the rocks please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please "

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please "

Finished with a straw & sparkler ... Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies "

Ill serve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!"

And what would you suggest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please "

I make it a large one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me

Uv got lots more drinks to pour, im next!!

A large Malibu and pineapple as requested "
ah thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies "

Ill serve

Sheesh to late as always! FFs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brandy, neat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve "

Tart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"brandy, neat"

Have a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one"
mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!

And what would you suggest "

bunk work, have a large one and get those pants off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"brandy, neat

Have a double"

Don't mind if I do, cheers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please "

If course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankya

And A pull up a stool and let me buy you a drink ,leave ya knickers there tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!

And what would you suggest

bunk work, have a large one and get those pants off!!! "

Now that's an offer I can't refuse good job I finish at 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course "
what time do u finish ur shift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!

And what would you suggest

bunk work, have a large one and get those pants off!!!

Now that's an offer I can't refuse good job I finish at 12 "

Im here till 6 but its all quiet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I nice fruity red wine for me please x

Here's a large.. Enjoy

Are we allowed top ups??

the bar maid has temporarily left the building but in her absence I'm sure that she would be delighted to top you up

I had to go and freshen up ... I had all sorts of concoctions over me

Uv got lots more drinks to pour, im next!!

A large Malibu and pineapple as requested

fag break over, back to work now "

You need to show the ladies your cocktail making moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thankya

And A pull up a stool and let me buy you a drink ,leave ya knickers there tho "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift "

When the last man standing has dropped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped "

or women standing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart "

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped "
well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd "

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double tequila and blackcurrant plz!! G.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting "

Let me consult google

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!

And what would you suggest

bunk work, have a large one and get those pants off!!!

Now that's an offer I can't refuse good job I finish at 12 "

the pants come off at midnight??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother "

Get a room ladies .... Ile open the cellar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Double tequila and blackcurrant plz!! G."

Hmmm can I try it first ... There you go, almost a double

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out need to get off my face. Anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tea went cold could I have another one please ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting

Let me consult google "
JD on ice and dry cider again please and what your tipple sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother

Get a room ladies .... Ile open the cellar"

Ok deal, no peeking now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tea went cold could I have another one please ................ "

Old stick it in the microwave

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tea went cold could I have another one please ................

Old stick it in the microwave "

Ile*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same again sweetheart, you know what they say about brandy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting

Let me consult google JD on ice and dry cider again please and what your tipple sweet "

I'm a vodka girl not really into sweets

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother

Get a room ladies .... Ile open the cellar

Ok deal, no peeking now "

Ok ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Same again sweetheart, you know what they say about brandy!"

Here's a then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee please cos I'm working

borrrrring !!!

And what would you suggest

bunk work, have a large one and get those pants off!!!

Now that's an offer I can't refuse good job I finish at 12

the pants come off at midnight?? "

Its all coming off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother

Get a room ladies .... Ile open the cellar

Ok deal, no peeking now "

I like to peek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting

Let me consult google JD on ice and dry cider again please and what your tipple sweet

I'm a vodka girl not really into sweets "
vodka on the rocks or do u kill it with orange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In cold weather, how about a warm snifter of brandy

In hot weather,an ice cold pint of brew

Indoors, Rum & Coke or a Black Russsian!

In a pinch,anything but gin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"JD on the rocks please

I make it a large one mmm thanks could I have dry cider chaser please

If course what time do u finish ur shift

When the last man standing has dropped well keep the JD on ice and dry cider coming proper Yorkshire man here short arms deep pockets be here all night waiting

Let me consult google JD on ice and dry cider again please and what your tipple sweet

I'm a vodka girl not really into sweets vodka on the rocks or do u kill it with orange "

Redbull or actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I large spritzer please

Where did you spring from .... Chucks a towel over teases boobies

Ill serve

Tart

Moi? Ha

of course drags a bar stool over to 3rd

Yeah lets get shit faced and do rude things to eachother

Get a room ladies .... Ile open the cellar

Ok deal, no peeking now

I like to peek "

Ohhh you are excluded from peeking!! Darling, get your waders in and jump right in! X

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