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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its the borrowers

the come in the night and take your teaspoons and a odd sock

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

Maybe the nurses take them when you're sleeping so you don't hurt yourself or others?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe the nurses take them when you're sleeping so you don't hurt yourself or others?"

Whoops forgot no sharps unless im supervised, i may feel like murdering someone with a teaspoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again "

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there."

No lol, its when id washed up and put the stuff back in the draw i noticed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there.

No lol, its when id washed up and put the stuff back in the draw i noticed lol"

Its the Cat then lol

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there."

You are a man and may have a pile of washing up in the sink but I think it highly unlikely a lady like Diamond would have such a horror lurking in her kitchen!

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there.

You are a man and may have a pile of washing up in the sink but I think it highly unlikely a lady like Diamond would have such a horror lurking in her kitchen!"

I do leave the washing up for a couple of days sometimes purely cause i use so little stuff waste of time runnin hot water.

Cats left home "again" so its not her. Im thinking about tagging them lol

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again

Do you have a huge pile of washing up to do in the sink? If you do they will be lurking in there.

You are a man and may have a pile of washing up in the sink but I think it highly unlikely a lady like Diamond would have such a horror lurking in her kitchen!"

No offence meant sexy bum xx

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Replacements are available at motorway service stations, help yourself the sign says!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my house its the whole lot

Im sure the kids take my cutlery to school with them even tho my kids get school dinners!!

Last summer I was outside and found half my tea spoons under the paddling pool

Shona

x x x

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

Maybe the cat used the sock to carry the spoons?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

teaspoons and bloody socks in here i just dont know where they go??? xx

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton


"Maybe the cat used the sock to carry the spoons?????"

And put them under Shona's paddling pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alternative uses for teaspoons:

* opening paint tins

* stirring paint stripper

* good for putting a crease in wallpaper just above the skirting board before you cut it

* perfect for seeing round corners in tight places (you have to bend the head back a bit)

* separating seedlings in seed trays

~

Who does the decorating & gardening in your house Di? You might wanna ask them where ya spoons are.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"Maybe the cat used the sock to carry the spoons?????

And put them under Shona's paddling pool."

That would make a bumpy pool!!!!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Alternative uses for teaspoons:

* opening paint tins

* stirring paint stripper

* good for putting a crease in wallpaper just above the skirting board before you cut it

* perfect for seeing round corners in tight places (you have to bend the head back a bit)

* separating seedlings in seed trays

~

Who does the decorating & gardening in your house Di? You might wanna ask them where ya spoons are. "

Noone lol, i dont have garden just a terrace (ok it was a back yard until next door put their house up for sale and i found out i had a terrace and porch) and i get a decorater in lol.

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By *wned EmCouple
over a year ago

nuneaton


"Maybe the cat used the sock to carry the spoons?????

And put them under Shona's paddling pool.

That would make a bumpy pool!!!!"

True! The cat wouldn't be that stupid to make it so obvious where they were hidden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alternative uses for teaspoons:

* opening paint tins

* stirring paint stripper

* good for putting a crease in wallpaper just above the skirting board before you cut it

* perfect for seeing round corners in tight places (you have to bend the head back a bit)

* separating seedlings in seed trays

~

Who does the decorating & gardening in your house Di? You might wanna ask them where ya spoons are.

Noone lol, i dont have garden just a terrace (ok it was a back yard until next door put their house up for sale and i found out i had a terrace and porch) and i get a decorater in lol."

Aha! Decorator! There's ya culprit! He's swiped 'em for opening his tins of paint.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I must have a fork fairy in my house cos they keep disappearing, but I've got my suspicions its really my daughter throwing them in the bin along with the takeaways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I must have a fork fairy in my house cos they keep disappearing, but I've got my suspicions its really my daughter throwing them in the bin along with the takeaways "

PMSL. I've almost done that on sooo many occasions. Get some plasty ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I've just done the washing up,put the last saucepan in,felt it hit something and "Hey Presto" two tea spoons!

Bet they were yours!

Don't know why people bother buying them,everytime I do the washing up I pull the plug out and find tea spoons. R

XXXX

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By *herry delightWoman
16 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I have the same problem, I can never find a teaspoon.

I don't wear socks so I think it's a conspiracy with my washing machine.

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
16 weeks ago

Medway


"I have the same problem, I can never find a teaspoon.

I don't wear socks so I think it's a conspiracy with my washing machine. "

Hahahaha! Teaspoons and tablespoons!

I think my little one throws them in the bin! I've seen it nearly happen a few times!!!!

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By *iddlesticksMan
16 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.


"Where does the teaspoon fairy take all my teaspoons too. They disappear as fast as paired socks in this house. Im down to five again i usually start with about fifteen then they start dissappearing i stock up, ok for a few weeks then they have gone again "

They’re all in my cutlery drawer I’ve got about 6 different types of teaspoons.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have 6 teaspoons.

I know where they are at all times. I inventorise them all mentally whenever I wash one of them. If they're all in the cutlery drawer I feel a sense of completeness.

I don't know why I'm like this.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
16 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I would make an excellent teaspoon fairy. I've got the tights and the ra-ra skirt. I just need wings.

And a wand.

No, not that kind of wand.

Although...

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