FabSwingers.com forum: Drinking coffee through a straw

By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Well another trip to the hospital today to have some more teeth removed. If it's like last time, the left hand side of my face will be so numb, I can't even feel a cup next to my lips.

Any other tips on how to get coffee from my cups to my lips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water pistol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

seriously be careful when it comes to hot drinks.. dont burn yourself

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Water pistol"

This made me laugh more than a sympathetic person should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through a nice pack of biccies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

drip

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Well another trip to the hospital today to have some more teeth removed. If it's like last time, the left hand side of my face will be so numb, I can't even feel a cup next to my lips.

Any other tips on how to get coffee from my cups to my lips? "

Despite my laughter at water pistol images a straw or childs drinking cup with a spout are the best ideas I think. I hope it goes well and you can safely stow your water pistol back in its holster soon.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sports bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Borrow a kids 'super soaker'. You'll drink the whole thing in 5 secs flat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try and avoid hot drinks!

especially caffine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sports bottle

when my dad couldn't manage a cup, we tried the sports bottles, absolutely brilliant...

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I hope it goes well and you can safely stow your water pistol back in its holster soon."

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Water pistol"

Hahagahaha!!!! That's a really good idea wish id thought of it last Friday when I was in the same predicament! X

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By *hyllyphylly OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Water pistol

Hahagahaha!!!! That's a really good idea wish id thought of it last Friday when I was in the same predicament! X"

I just Googled "cock shaped water pistol" and yeap, you can buy them online.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Tommy Tippe

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Try and avoid hot drinks!

especially caffine."

This ^^^^^

When Mr B had his teeth pulled out at the hospital they told him no hot drinks.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

Assuming your ok with having caffiene still, make coffee jellies, strong expresso set with gelatine sheets. If you can get the proportions right for a very lose wobbly jelly they should just disolve in the mouth.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Assuming your ok with having caffiene still, make coffee jellies, strong expresso set with gelatine sheets. If you can get the proportions right for a very lose wobbly jelly they should just disolve in the mouth."

ooo I haven't had any teeth out but they sound lovely on a hot summer day

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