FabSwingers.com forum: You are what you eat.....Im a twix! What are you?

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over a year ago

A twat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Home made Chicken Soup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Home made Chicken Soup.

Made from real chickens? Skin of or off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My latest creation, Caribbean fried dumpling and ox tail soup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a carrot cake

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Sirloin steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cherries!

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By *iddyandherCouple
over a year ago

Benidorm

Me a Twirl

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Home made Chicken Soup.

Made from real chickens? Skin of or off?"
Real chickens, skin off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"My latest creation, Caribbean fried dumpling and ox tail soup"
With Butter Beans?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last time I checked...

Half a cold sausage roll

(breaks down crying)

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

A vodka jelly

I was just testing them ready for tomorrow night, honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A vodka jelly

I was just testing them ready for tomorrow night, honest!

You're not supposed to be eating them yet!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

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That stuff makes my poo weird.

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"A vodka jelly

I was just testing them ready for tomorrow night, honest!

You're not supposed to be eating them yet!

Just a taster.... To make sure they're not poisonous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

That stuff makes my poo weird."

It makes me gaseous

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

That stuff makes my poo weird.

It makes me gaseous

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Just saying.......

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over a year ago

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

That stuff makes my poo weird.

It makes me gaseous

Just saying.......

Pharrrrp!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

That stuff makes my poo weird.

It makes me gaseous

Just saying.......

Pharrrrp!

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Save it for your party piece tomorrow.....ask CC for a lighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Home made Chicken Soup.

Made from real chickens? Skin of or off?Real chickens, skin off."

Are they faking chickens now???

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Home made Chicken Soup.

Made from real chickens? Skin of or off?Real chickens, skin off.

Are they faking chickens now???

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I hear they may have done.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im about to be a cheese n pickle butty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ermmmmm....a bowl of Jordans Crunchy Oat Granola!

That stuff makes my poo weird.

It makes me gaseous

Just saying.......

Pharrrrp!

Save it for your party piece tomorrow.....ask CC for a lighter."

Boof!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

four fingered..................kitkat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"four fingered..................kitkat

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So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Im about to be a cheese n pickle butty"

I fancy one of these now... But no pickle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

They did bring out kitkat chunky

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

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With sunglasses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

They did bring out kitkat chunky

Hahaha, yeah they're safer too

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over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Human flesh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human flesh...."

ooer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

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I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

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I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done.

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Dark chocolate and hazelnuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done.

And that's a

from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done.

all of that from a four finger kitkat pmsl

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done.

all of that from a four finger kitkat pmsl

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I know thank fuck it wasn't about Ferrero Rocher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly beans

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Jelly beans

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What flavour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"four fingered..................kitkat

So much nicer than the two fingered variety.

Makes me wonder why Kitkat never released a Fist variety

With sunglasses.

For the lack of safety goggles, you see

I hope they are prescription,you would need to make sure it IS chocolate you are licking off your fingers

DEAR FUCKIN LORD!!! LOL

I love it when I get you to type in capitals...my work here is done.

all of that from a four finger kitkat pmsl

I know thank fuck it wasn't about Ferrero Rocher!

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly beans

What flavour?

Pink and purple ones, the rest are crap lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god... JuicyAss's arse is tremendous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly beans

What flavour?

Pink and purple ones, the rest are crap lol! "

Yeah but what do you do with the rest?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly beans

What flavour?

Pink and purple ones, the rest are crap lol!

Yeah but what do you do with the rest?...

Flick em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My god... JuicyAss's arse is tremendous!"

Just to correct you here. Even though her arse is tremendous. You CAN'T single out that feature of hers as she is beautiful all over. Her figure is incredible to the point I can't say what her best feature is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow... I really did say that out loud.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly beans

What flavour?

Pink and purple ones, the rest are crap lol!

Yeah but what do you do with the rest?...

Flick em

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

A scabby donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mint Aero!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

An ice pop...well several.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa cake, corned beef & mayo butty and pork pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water and lemon juice...

No sustenance...

Energy failing...

Alertness fading...

Losing the will to Fab...

Goodnight all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a beef and tomato pot noodle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gumbo

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

choc chip cookie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly tots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a pecan cheesecake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a sweet shirt designed by a friend in the style of an american bowling team top with a name in caligraphy on the front and some sloping text on the back, printed in one of those ever growing print your own stores...

the text on the back reads'you are what you eat', the name on the front in complex calligraphy making it hard to see reads "EAST END CUNT"........what can i say, theres no accounting for taste???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extra length Twix.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jaffa cake, corned beef & mayo butty and pork pie

All together

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

No word of a lie, but I've just had 2 marshmallows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

egg custard

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Game pie with Port jelly....

drizzled with a tangy relish ....

On a light bed..,

On unadorned lettuce ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Egg & chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eccles cake just ate four not good before bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an apple."

Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an apple.

Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;p"
I have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seabrook tomato crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an apple.

Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean."

Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.

Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marshmallows nice and soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an apple.

Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean.

Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.

Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie)"
Don't recommend heating it up before you screw it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hovis bread the best of both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am an apple.

Like the one in 'American Pie' and we all know what happened to that pie ;pI have never seen American Pie, so I have absolutely no idea, what you mean.

Sorry it's okay, you put apple ...I read apple pie....must be because I literally just bought a big apple pie from Tescos for tomorrow. So it's on my mind.

Although now I'm not sure whether to wait to eat it tomorrow or to heat it up and screw it ;p haha (as that's what happens to the pie in American Pie)Don't recommend heating it up before you screw it.

I like living on the edge of danger, what can I say ;p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A picnic.....Something of everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rich Tea

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By *hocolate WhopperMan
over a year ago

dagenham

"My latest creation, Caribbean fried dumpling and ox tail soup"

Give this man a medal, that is just yuuuummmm

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

a pear yes I do eat fruit to much really

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By *unPeteMan
over a year ago

Near Bristol

Bag of pork scratchings from chippie!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"a pear yes I do eat fruit to much really

a sweet and sour mug shot but it had no ruddy noodles in it... I feel cheated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must have eaten a right sexy bastard

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Homemade butternut squash soup and a couple of slices of buttered warbutons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky toffee pudding yum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A monster

(liquid lunch)

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"a pear yes I do eat fruit to much really

a sweet and sour mug shot but it had no ruddy noodles in it... I feel cheated "

Lol

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

cauliflower cheese and bacon......... or a dime bar

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Pickled onion space raiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pickled onion space raiders"

yummy giza kiss lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a slice of roast turkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oven baked chicken breast in soy sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli con carne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is funny .......... have just been scoffing peanut M&M's .......... Minxie Minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana and custard muller light slimming world sin free lol

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be... Milkybar buttons

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Toffee Freddos

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

A homemade meaty cottage pie (I can cook!)

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Toffee Freddos"

If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Toffee Freddos

If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Toffee Freddos

If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying

Would you rather I started with your legs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banana and custard muller light slimming world sin free lol"

Full of chemicals and sweeteners tho...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Toffee Freddos

If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying

Would you rather I started with your legs?

Why can't you just savour your bloody Freddos without going in for the kill

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"Toffee Freddos

If you were a toffee Freddo, I'd bite your head off. Just saying

Would you rather I started with your legs?

Why can't you just savour your bloody Freddos without going in for the kill

I'm failing to see the fun in that?! Jeez, what's a little limb removal or decapitation between friends...

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