FabSwingers.com forum: Driving and sex dont mix....beware !!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner – after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off.

Just in case this wasn’t already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ‘shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he’s never seen an incident like it before.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I should imagine he screamed too. I hope the poor sod survived the blood loss and shock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sin Chew Daily" - if that is for real it should be great reading for fabbers!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's a good job they weren't driving too.

He shouldn't have allowed any sinful chewing. Naughty man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have been her first taste to a hot savaloy.

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Confucius say married man who screw girl on hill not on level

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

im wondering - why the Car Shook Voilently !! if she was only giving him a blow job ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was obviously a "knee trembler"

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By *amie0151Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

"A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner – after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.

According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

The impact caused her to bite the man’s penis off.

Just in case this wasn’t already bad enough for those involved, the incident was observed by a private detective who had been sent by the woman’s husband to catch them out.

He described how, shortly after parking, the car started to ‘shake violently’ – but then was hit by the van. He said that the woman screamed loudly, with her mouth covered in blood.

Helpfully, the investigator called an ambulance to take the man to hospital. His lover followed him there, with part of his penis.

The investigator said he’s never seen an incident like it before.

Sounds like the secretary bit off more than she could chew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a scene (intact it is) from The World According To Garp...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like a scene (intact it is) from The World According To Garp..."

*infact*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Sounds like a scene (intact it is) from The World According To Garp...

*infact*"

I wasn't intact after the incident.

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