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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you were in fact to do as The Proclaimers stated they would for the right woman - walk 500 miles and then walk 500 more, it would be around the equivalent of walking from Newcastle to Lands End and back again, and you'd burn off about 2 stone in the process.

Well I thought it was interesting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now I'm singing the song.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll stick to the diets here thanks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I'm singing the song."

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would get me to South of France or Iceland

Think I'll go south

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It would get me to South of France or Iceland "

Bit of a trek to save money on frozen food isn't it?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Now I know I said I need more exercise but let's not get carried away, eh?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch. "

And stop at every McDonald's, burger bar and burger van.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch. "

Your packed lunch would need to contain about 100000 calories in this case, that would be around 20kg of Cadburys chocolate, and of course you'd have to factor in the additional calories burned by carrying/dragging that chocolate along the journey.

Mind though, if you had 20kg of chocolate the ladies would probably come to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch. "

Would love to see that packed lunch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fool them!! Ill drive thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

Would love to see that packed lunch "

He would lose more than 2 stone carrying it

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Pah Dick Whittington would have tried it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

Would love to see that packed lunch

He would lose more than 2 stone carrying it "

Think he would need a large lorry following him lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

Would love to see that packed lunch

He would lose more than 2 stone carrying it

Think he would need a large lorry following him lol "

Nar Minnie coz he would have eaten most before he left the aisles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

Would love to see that packed lunch

He would lose more than 2 stone carrying it

Think he would need a large lorry following him lol

Nar Minnie coz he would have eaten most before he left the aisles "

He would be rolling not walking 500 miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldn't lose two stone because I would take a packed lunch.

Would love to see that packed lunch

He would lose more than 2 stone carrying it

Think he would need a large lorry following him lol

Nar Minnie coz he would have eaten most before he left the aisles

He would be rolling not walking 500 miles "

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Oi I am here you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would get lost .thought I would say it before Minnie did xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi I am here you know "

Yes we know huni

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would get lost .thought I would say it before Minnie did xxx"

It never crossed my mind xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would get lost .thought I would say it before Minnie did xxx

It never crossed my mind xxx"

Of course it did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would get lost .thought I would say it before Minnie did xxx

It never crossed my mind xxx Of course it did not "

Honestly cross my heart it never crossed my mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oi I am here you know "

What if you found you could take peas for your journey?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

He should definitely give peas a chance!

I'll get me coat...

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Oi I am here you know

What if you found you could take peas for your journey?

"

7 would last the whole journey

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"He should definitely give peas a chance!

I'll get me coat... "

All we are saying is give peas a chance (rpt x 10)

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"He should definitely give peas a chance!

I'll get me coat... "

Even I would be at that !

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"He should definitely give peas a chance!

I'll get me coat...

Even I would be at that !"

What can I say? I like cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

De de de

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can imagine the moment when you did finally, exhaustedly 'fall down at her door' though can't you? She answers it, full of cheer

'I WOULD WALK FI-'

'Fuck off'

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