FabSwingers.com forum: Best or worst chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Let us no your best chat up line or the worse you have heard

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Let us no your best chat up line or the worse you have heard

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see agression thread!!!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Let us no your best chat up line or the worse you have heard

see agression thread!!!!

Damn... I was just going to cut and paste it aswell!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Let us no your best chat up line or the worse you have heard

see agression thread!!!!

Damn... I was just going to cut and paste it aswell!"
great minds !!! hehehehehe

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man: have you got any rasins.

Lady: no

man: well how about a date

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man:: did you just fart

lady: no why?

Man: cuz you blew me away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the one that always works for me:-..........

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Man:: did you just fart

lady: no why?

Man: cuz you blew me away"
used these a lot????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Man: you look like my fist wife?

Lady: well how many wifes you had?

Man: none

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you where a boogie, I would pick you first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nice shoes fancy a fuck ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"nice shoes fancy a fuck ???"

really? well aye then!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"nice shoes fancy a fuck ???"

Works with me too

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"you'll do for now"

"if I said you had a beautiful body would you pull your knickers to the side for me in the carpark"

"jeeez woman you have a big mouth... it will fit my cock nicely"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"When I look upon your face I can't help but think you must have fallen from heaven... or at least a second floor window!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Get yer coat...you've pulled!"

Who says romance is dead!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"" Get yer coat...you've pulled!"

Who says romance is dead!!"

There's nothing wrong with that... it's when they ask you to drape it over your head in the taxi queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm doing a survey in this area ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Friday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried "I so wish your parents had never met"

could not believe the reaction I got....was amazing in it's verocity...2 weeks in traction and 3 months in hospital with Helga the Ex East German Shot Putter as a physio.....

Won't be using that chat up line again in a hurry

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"do you live local... or I have my van in the carpark"

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Ooowww I just remembered..... I have seriously used this one and it works...

"Would you like to feel my breasts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer whisky and sofa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like gin and platonic or do you prefer whisky and sofa?

Have never been a big fan of gin

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

if i bend over will you spank me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice Top, though it would look better on my bedroom floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if i bend over will you spank me ?

You had me at "if"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"if i bend over will you spank me ?

You had me at "if"

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now i must have blinked and missed it..can we do it again???

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Man: have you got any rasins.

Lady: no

man: well how about a date"

I am confused. Is that the best or worst chat up you have heard. I hope it is the worst.

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