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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just ate 4 wheatabix, can anyone top those levels of manliness?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just woke up and farted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just peed standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just ate 4 wheatabix, can anyone top those levels of manliness? "

I can eat 6, and I'm not even a man!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just ate 4 wheatabix, can anyone top those levels of manliness?

I can eat 6, and I'm not even a man!!!

You're Scottish though

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Well I just had scrambled egg, toast, 2 turkey rashers and mushrooms and that's on my diet!!!!

As for manly, I broke up a fight on Saturday night between 2 blokes and gave 1 first aid for a busted nose. Blokey enough??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"First aid" eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up and managed to not wet the bed.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I never act manly (scratches ass) I am a laaaay deeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fixed the pull light switch last night.

I can feel the testosterone flowing through my body now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I just peed standing up

Bet ya missed the pan too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just peed standing up

Bet ya missed the pan too

I should have hit the pan??? Thought I had to aim for the 70s pedistal mat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i only had 2 weetabix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just left a FBs house this morning and wiped my cock on her curtains before I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate over 200 chilli peppers,spent 3 days in hospital and have chronic gastritis because of it for a £5 bet!

That's redneck levels of manliness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON'T ASK ME - I'm afraid I've NEVER been very manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke and adjusted my nuts for 5 mins and gave them a stratch

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I woke and adjusted my nuts for 5 mins and gave them a stratch "

Did ya sniff ya fingers as well though,,?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I walked into a room full of women in a full on discussion about some useless girly stuff.

Gave their little chit chat due respect by loudly asking which one was making tea.

Then closed the conference room door quietly on my way out .... stuck up bitches.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Looks in, shrugs shoulders, adjusts bra and flounces out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I picked my big toenail then used the nail to get some food out from between my teeth. I then lobbed the nail onto ju's lap while she was eating her toast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just to join in i chucked my wet towel on the floor, left the loo seat up and watched some porn! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fixing a digger using a sledgehammer. Grrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fixing a digger using a sledgehammer. Grrrrr."

Nice!

I've had to use a blowtorch and a hammer to loosen the droplink bolts on my car...

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I once defrosted a freezer with a hammer and chisel.

(I then broke the freezer

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I'm fixing a digger using a sledgehammer. Grrrrr."

Fixing dinner with a sledgehammer would be more manly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watch football and drink carling. I'm a real manly man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to change a tyre, rewire a plug and I can pee standing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put together some flat pack furniture threw away the extra skrews and then read the instructions that made no sence anyway, made a sandwich and ate it without cutting it in half, then took the paper to the toilet to have a poo, I now sit here thinking about football and birds and have no desire to talk about my feelings

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I have started a fire with nothing more than some tinder, two bits of wood and a lot, and I really mean a lot, of effort. Of course a sensible man uses matches and accelerants but there's something very satisfying about the historic technique.

I also suffer occasional bouts of man flu as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate three shredded wheat.

Or what about.

Putting out a fire by pissing on it (in all fairness it wasn't a very big fire and alcohol was involved in the decision making).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I changed the battery on a car, topped up all the fluids (inc. Power steering) unblocked a toilet/bath trap/sink trap,put up bunk beds alone,rewire my plugs,trap spiders.... Who needs a man !!!

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I've eaten a bag of McCoys, proper man crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just started a fire using only 2 sticks rubbed together. Sparked an enormous blaze. They weren't happy in millets.

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By *ustmaybeMan
over a year ago

Northwood

Just had TWO Yorkie bars (Raisin and Biscuit)...

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

"Just had TWO Yorkie bars (Raisin and Biscuit)..."

now those are proper Northern lad bars, ennit?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went on a pub crawl in bermondsey wearing a west ham shirt.

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Looks in, shrugs shoulders, adjusts bra and flounces out

..dont forget to look back to see if any real man following..

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

Not seen anyone come close to completing a man challenge yet!

I think men are going soft, shakes head.

Tv is to blame, where are men meant to look for wisdom nowadays Alan Titchmarsh. As Mr T would say, "get some nuts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart in stereo

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