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What happens if you pull in a pub

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance

and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...or ask her if she's carrying.

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By *edhot4blkCouple
over a year ago

York/London/Crantock

if u pull in a pub u could get a pint

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"...or ask her if she's carrying. "

Carrying what a dose of the clap????

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"if u pull in a pub u could get a pint"

Good point well presented

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Gosh its been a long while since i went to an ordinary pub but i always keep them here. Any way i dont shag first time so it wouldnt be a problem

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????"

does this mean he is really married and scared to 'carry' in his own wallet in case the missus finds them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we always keep some in the car just incase lol

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By *iss scarlettWoman
over a year ago

in scarlettsville ,west lothian

I dont shag first meet either but always carry condoms anyway. That way you dont get caught without them.

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By *iceguydaveMan
over a year ago

Monmouth


"I dont shag first meet either but always carry condoms anyway. That way you dont get caught without them. "

- took the words right out of my mouth. Condoms are like the American Express card: 'Never leave home without it'. (showing my age there, I know..)

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????

does this mean he is really married and scared to 'carry' in his own wallet in case the missus finds them? "

I am a widower and I always carry. It was a general tongue in cheek question to the room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

make sure you carry some

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

"

It’s why I always carry a roll of clingfilm and elastic bands

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

It’s why I always carry a roll of clingfilm and elastic bands "

Too funny ........but it's cling film !!!!!!!! why the elastic bands........Or is that the kinkier side of you coming out

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Just for extra safety..... and whilst he's trying to untangle his pubes from the elastic band I can do a runner with his wallet

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

The johnny machine is the most robbed machine in the pub - so you would prob find it empty.

MAKe sure you stock up before hand.

Then think positive and think you WILL use em before they go out of date, hehehehe

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"Just for extra safety..... and whilst he's trying to untangle his pubes from the elastic band I can do a runner with his wallet "

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh crosses his legs at the thought of it. You're welcome to the wallet cos the only thing in it is a johnny

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????"

It all depends!

1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.

2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.

3/If i am out with femme i get some earache

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????

It all depends!

1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.

2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.

3/If i am out with femme i get some earache "
you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave

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By *zMale OP   Man
over a year ago

penzance


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????

It all depends!

1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.

2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.

3/If i am out with femme i get some earache you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave "

Well you can always put ajohnny in each ear that'll save the earache

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"and you find the johnny machine is out of order

Do you go to the 24hr Tesco's ????

It all depends!

1/If i am out with my mates i borrow a box.

2/If i am out on my own its the garage or the 24hr shop.

3/If i am out with femme i get some earache you never get earache from me...brave tonight...very brave

Well you can always put ajohnny in each ear that'll save the earache "

She shouts loud so id need 2 for each ear

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