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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just been setting up the bar/restaurant area and had the music on and kinda didn't realise the neighbours across the road could hear it oooops

have police ever knocked at your door (front or back)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yeah when I was 13 I had a red light bulb in my bedroom and always had my mates coming in and out so the old couple that lived across the road reported us thinking we was running a knocking shop

My mum was mortified

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol yeah when I was 13 I had a red light bulb in my bedroom and always had my mates coming in and out so the old couple that lived across the road reported us thinking we was running a knocking shop

My mum was mortified "

i love coughing due to laughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and it was the most embarrassing day of my life.

And a few officers have banged on my doors in other ways

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Only when making enquiries about other people or local incidents, or responding to incidents I've reported.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and what a delight it is when he does

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to find a way to get a nice police man to knock on my door

I know a pcso but he is vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly off topic but....

L always says she would like to get stopped on the way home after a night out so she can answer the "Where have you been tonight" question with "At a swingers party officer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A copper stopped me and asked me why I was speeding . I said I was just trying to keep up with the traffic " He said " There ain't no traffic " I said I know that's how far I am behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly off topic but....

L always says she would like to get stopped on the way home after a night out so she can answer the "Where have you been tonight" question with "At a swingers party officer" "

That would be awesome lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house."

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not had one knock at my door but I was pulled over while on my push bike for "aggressively peddling". Apparently because I was going at the same speed as the traffic I was causing a problem because the traffic could not overtake me.

I don't see the logic...?

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I've not had one knock at the door but I did get pulled over once one way home from a meet and didn't have a lot on and pretty much had most of my breasts on display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One very hot summers day we had our car parked a little close to corner. Our son had just been born and we had just got him back from the hospital that afternoon. Ju was feeding him and a policeman knocked on the door. I invited him in. He said a neighbour had complained about our parking. When I explained what had happened he said , right you have got until next Sunday to move that car (it was a Wednesday). Unfortunately he didn't tell us which neighbour had phoned.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well "

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I wish... Do love a man in uniform...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The time a police man knocked on my door the twins were at their grandparents and i was going to a fetish club with friends and my outfit had come....few drinks with friends and trying the outfit on....my front door was open and i was in the lounge....my friend told me there was a police man at my door whilst i was in a corset n rubber gauntlets....i had to pass the open front door to get changed so had nowhere to go....it was a blind panic to try and pull the corset off but alas he had come in my friend thought it was hillarious and couldnt stop laughing....he had come to tell me the twins and some other boys had been throwing stones on the bowling green and had a telling off i was mortified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car."

True but how did pcso's know it had been paid for and not just no tax ? End of the day they where being helpfull and not really deserving of sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes someone in the area with the same motorbike as mine, robbed a jewelry store.

I got a knock on the door, enqiiring about my where abouts on the day. I thought it was so funny how he neighbours reacted, so I made a nice story up.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car.

True but how did pcso's know it had been paid for and not just no tax ? End of the day they where being helpfull and not really deserving of sarcasm "

I didnt put a verbatim version of the conversation we had when I opened the door to them, nor can I put tone of voice on here, but they certainly werent being helpful!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car.

True but how did pcso's know it had been paid for and not just no tax ? End of the day they where being helpfull and not really deserving of sarcasm "

If they'd been that concerned they could have called it in to check.

Fines for untaxed cars are sent automatically anyway so it hardly essential for PCSOs to "police" it. And on the first day of the month bothering someone at home is a bit off. If he'd passed the owner standing with the car that would be different.

I'd have been annoyed being disturbed at home too.

But anyway, my point was that a ticket could not have been issued.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My daughter used to run with a bit of a wild crowd so I had the police round a couple of times when she was younger. Nothing serious though - childhood shenanigans. She luckily grew out of that crowd fast.

I came home from a work trip once to two note from the police. One said '*daughters name* please ring NYP on *number* as we are concerned about you'. The second said 'Sorry, wrong *daughters name*. Please disregard previous note.' I nearly had a heart attack! I wonder if my neighbours think I've done away with her as she left home a few months ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car.

True but how did pcso's know it had been paid for and not just no tax ? End of the day they where being helpfull and not really deserving of sarcasm

If they'd been that concerned they could have called it in to check.

Fines for untaxed cars are sent automatically anyway so it hardly essential for PCSOs to "police" it. And on the first day of the month bothering someone at home is a bit off. If he'd passed the owner standing with the car that would be different.

I'd have been annoyed being disturbed at home too.

But anyway, my point was that a ticket could not have been issued."

No your right ticket couldn't have been issued in this case and pcso's where more than likely being arsholes but showing them tax disc would have have been more of a put down than being sarcastic IMHO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Annoyingly yes, it was the 1st of a month and my car was parked on the street. PCSOs knocked on to tell me my tax was out of date. The new disc was in an envelope in the dining room, so told them wait there....... Walked past them and put the new one in my window. They got a sarcastic "Satisfied?" As I walked back into my house.

At least he knocked on your door and told you. Could have got you ticketed instead and hopefully give you a sarcastic "satisfied" as well

As long as the tax is paid before the old disc expires you have 14 days in which to put it on the car.

True but how did pcso's know it had been paid for and not just no tax ? End of the day they where being helpfull and not really deserving of sarcasm

I didnt put a verbatim version of the conversation we had when I opened the door to them, nor can I put tone of voice on here, but they certainly werent being helpful!"

Fair point but being sarcastic to them just puts on they're radar. Show them the new disc, explain the law and let them look small

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

Been pulled over a lot. Most embarrassing incident was after a netball match when I got pulled on a very busy road. The officer could see I had my netball kit on and made me get out of the car and stand on the roadside - I doubt I've ever cringed that much since!

Now have a gorgeous policeman friend in my little black book and he can knock my doors any time he likes!!!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Couple of yes ago, had a couple of cops armed with tasers knock on my door enquiring about someone threatening some kids with an axe.

"This axe officer? "

I'd caught a bunch of teenage kids trying to break into my garage so chased them off with an axe!

little bastards complained to their parents and parents called the police!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Couple of yes ago, had a couple of cops armed with tasers knock on my door enquiring about someone threatening some kids with an axe.

"This axe officer? "

I'd caught a bunch of teenage kids trying to break into my garage so chased them off with an axe!

little bastards complained to their parents and parents called the police!"

Why chase with a axe ??

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Because it was the first thing to hand!

I do medieval reenactment and have a house full of medieval weaponry, all blunt of course but still serious bits of kit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it was the first thing to hand!

I do medieval reenactment and have a house full of medieval weaponry, all blunt of course but still serious bits of kit."

Ooooooooh

Do you turn out as boudicca as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a copper knock my door quite regularly, now he just walks in. And always happy to help with his investigations & let him take things down. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it was the first thing to hand!

I do medieval reenactment and have a house full of medieval weaponry, all blunt of course but still serious bits of kit."

Ahh I see

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale


"Because it was the first thing to hand!

I do medieval reenactment and have a house full of medieval weaponry, all blunt of course but still serious bits of kit.

Ahh I see "

Bloody silly thing to do and i got a caution out of it, never had any more trouble though and the policeman who gave me a lift home from the station gave me his personal phone number in case of any repercussions from the scrote family

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because it was the first thing to hand!

I do medieval reenactment and have a house full of medieval weaponry, all blunt of course but still serious bits of kit.

Ahh I see

Bloody silly thing to do and i got a caution out of it, never had any more trouble though and the policeman who gave me a lift home from the station gave me his personal phone number in case of any repercussions from the scrote family "

Like you said first thing to hand but in this day and age the victim can soon become the accused

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