FabSwingers.com forum: I want to be a breeder!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do I start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a horse

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Get a turkey baster and a good lawyer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that is a bit ambitious, try mice,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or buy a pedigree dog

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Get a labrador and a poodle.. they do all the work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did a thread search and its bloody popular you know lots of comments on it. I want to do it with my willy not a turkey baster though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I start?"

Depends on what you want to breed!

Dogs? Rabbits? gerbils? hamsters etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I start?

Depends on what you want to breed!

Dogs? Rabbits? gerbils? hamsters etc

Women lots of women I want to make the old woman who lives in the shoe jelous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And you are financially solvent enough to support all these children you want to breed and be a proper dad to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I start?

Depends on what you want to breed!

Dogs? Rabbits? gerbils? hamsters etc

Women lots of women I want to make the old woman who lives in the shoe jelous.

Wow very enthusiastic you are!

How many are you planning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And you are financially solvent enough to support all these children you want to breed and be a proper dad to them?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there are single women out there who are desperate to have children and would do an amazing job bringing that child up as a lone parent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

Yep not a bad way to go don't rush it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think there are single women out there who are desperate to have children and would do an amazing job bringing that child up as a lone parent."

Yep lots want them some top mums out there for sure.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Ask me when I turn 34....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask me when I turn 34....

34 is a magic number. Could you handle a baby with big green glasses though?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Ask me when I turn 34....

34 is a magic number. Could you handle a baby with big green glasses though?

Lol......that made me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Ask me when I turn 34....

34 is a magic number. Could you handle a baby with big green glasses though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

I dunno.

I'm trying to work out if he's joking or not.

A lot of his posts are quite light hearted, so I'm guessing he's just pissing about.

But not too sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought breeding was a gay term

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ask me when I turn 34....

34 is a magic number. Could you handle a baby with big green glasses though?

Lol you would have a house full of goldfish too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

And I dunno.

I'm trying to work out if he's joking or not.

A lot of his posts are quite light hearted, so I'm guessing he's just pissing about.

But not too sure...

who ever knows on the wacky world of fab Benjamingexxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

And I dunno.

I'm trying to work out if he's joking or not.

A lot of his posts are quite light hearted, so I'm guessing he's just pissing about.

But not too sure...

who ever knows on the wacky world of fab Benjamingexxx"

I still can't believe you called me that!

So bad and so wrong!

Bitch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought breeding was a gay term "

No where did you get that idea from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

And I dunno.

I'm trying to work out if he's joking or not.

A lot of his posts are quite light hearted, so I'm guessing he's just pissing about.

But not too sure...

who ever knows on the wacky world of fab Benjamingexxx

I still can't believe you called me that!

So bad and so wrong!

Bitch!

Ha ha you love it bitch....... Whipping sound made.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you love it bitch....... Whipping sound made. "

Pfft! You're full of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you love it bitch....... Whipping sound made.

Pfft! You're full of it!

you knows boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha you love it bitch....... Whipping sound made.

Pfft! You're full of it!

you knows boy "

True that innit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when you've done your breeder bit are you gonna stump up and financially support what ya bred??

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By *attooed HandymanMan
over a year ago

near you

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sounds like jeremy kyle fodder to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in the predicament I'm currently in, I've thought long and hard about having a friend donate sperm or buying some so that I can have a child via IVF. But I want a family unit to consist of a mother,father and child(ren)

There are plenty of couples who want a bull for breeding. Its a case of finding them...

or if this is a tongue in cheek thread, I've always wondered what a snake and spider combination would look like, maybe you can breed them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids to me is hell'ish!

I don't want kids ....for YEARS! I like my life!

I'm not getting that he wants to look after them just make them I think is the unwritten here. I could be wrong. Maybe a very paternal guy

I dunno.

I'm trying to work out if he's joking or not.

A lot of his posts are quite light hearted, so I'm guessing he's just pissing about.

But not too sure...

I frickin hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some super potions, learn how to cook rice balls and the ability to call them doughnuts, sandwiches and rice balls. Offer help to every nurse joy you see, just don't touch or misty Will drag you off by the ear. Care for every pokemon you see and nurse it back to health. Collect rock types.

Well that's their version of a breeder anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to a sperm bank and make a deposit. If you've got good genes (disease free family history etc) you are likely to be picked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a thread search and its bloody popular you know lots of comments on it. I want to do it with my willy not a turkey baster though. "

Why don't you get your willy to do his own thread

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"How do I start?"

You need a marketing campaign and send some free 'samples' off to random famous people and larger multinationals to get free advertising and raise your profile.

Then a catch line, perhaps "as smeared by Angelina Jolie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

Well that comment should get you a full inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

Well that comment should get you a full inbox

Not if they have any brains. I would hope that they would realise I was being a bit facetious.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

Well that comment should get you a full inbox

Not if they have any brains. I would hope that they would realise I was being a bit facetious. "

Nope, you'll get loads of messages and offers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

Well that comment should get you a full inbox

Not if they have any brains. I would hope that they would realise I was being a bit facetious.

Nope, you'll get loads of messages and offers.

Wicked see you all again in nine months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

Well that comment should get you a full inbox

Not if they have any brains. I would hope that they would realise I was being a bit facetious. "

You may be hoping in vain !!!!

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By *iker ladMan
over a year ago

Hinckley

"Brill I was just looking to get pregnant to some random stranger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I start?"

Well possibly some people already think if you as a bit of a bleeder???

Sorry?

What?

OH BREEDER!

Misread your post

Na can't help you there!

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

I would of thought women who'd be interested in this, would want make sure that the males medical history was all ok and they had a decent education, as about getting the best seed lol

But that can go out of the window at times, as have had 2 friends got knocked up while in tenerife.

I can kind of understand why a couple would do it, as i know a couple where the male has had cancer. They already have one little rugrat but if i'm honest, alot of men would do one, if they knew their partner was having another mans child and ruin the relationship. I know it can work for some, but they have to be both head strong, with how the female mind goes when pregnant lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have helped a couple and a single female to conceive through sperm donation.

Emotionally its a bit of a head wrecker as a donor knowing you won't have contact with the child.

So its not something to take lightly but on the up side there are two kids who would not have existed if it where not for my help

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I have helped a couple and a single female to conceive through sperm donation.

Emotionally its a bit of a head wrecker as a donor knowing you won't have contact with the child.

So its not something to take lightly but on the up side there are two kids who would not have existed if it where not for my help

that is quite an honorable thing to do. I've always said if i don't meet Mr right by 34 then i would consider a donor. However i am a bit odd as if agreeable id like them to be part of the kids life....not necessarily financially but more emotionally.

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

I would do anything to have kids. I could've been a father next month, but my ex went and had a abortion behind my back after telling me she wanted my children. Then as soon as I found out she went psycho on me. Kept blaming me for her getting rid of it and pushed me away. It's really hard knowing that it would be here next month and had it all took away from me. In the the space of a month I went from being really happy to hitting rock bottom. As I had a motorbike accident and put myself in hospital (not on purpose though). You will regret it if you have children all over the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a thread search and its bloody popular you know lots of comments on it. I want to do it with my willy not a turkey baster though. "

Then move to Wales and buy a sheep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I start?"

Ear plugs if you are planning on a few.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How do I start?

Ear plugs if you are planning on a few.

Well it hasn't happened yet offers are thin on the ground.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How do I start?

Ear plugs if you are planning on a few.

Well it hasn't happened yet offers are thin on the ground.

What do you expect xmas is coming.

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