FabSwingers.com forum: is there real sex on this site

By *agxteam OP Man
over a year ago

norwich

All my meets I have had I got from the news paper only after we had sex did I find out they were on fab swingers. Some I have had sex with block my age. But meet for sex from free ad paper ads. What your thoughts. All I realy won't is a fb in norwich I can see day time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no meets here....move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" What your thoughts. "

Reading your OP I'd say you got screwed by a hooker!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Yes there is.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all make believe, we all just talk sex but never do it.

What do you take us for pffffttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to someone on here I am basically a timewaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(thumb

we do lol ,,)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"no meets here....move along

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Well according to someone on here I am basically a timewaster "

I got called a plastic swinger yesterday. Whatever that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well according to someone on here I am basically a timewaster "

Well you can spend a few hours wasting my time

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Was going to say something along the lines of "The exchange of cash probably helped" but then I thought "Nah, don't want a ban"

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

There's no sex ON HERE. Well, sometimes for naughty messages. The sex happens when you walk away from the screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's no sex ON HERE. Well, sometimes for naughty messages. The sex happens when you walk away from the screen. "

YES! THIS! YES! THIS! BUT NO!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought it was all fake sex...

Oh well.. now I know where I have been going wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no real fun I just create profiles of women to verify my self so I look like I am having fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well according to someone on here I am basically a timewaster

I got called a plastic swinger yesterday. Whatever that is.

Is that witgta plastic bag rather than a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

SEX!! Wash your mouth out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"SEX!! Wash your mouth out "

no chance, the soaps up my arse for a reason

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I get my sex elsewhere

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Absolutely not!

We're British dontchaknow!

(Except the ones who aren't)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this the sex thing? Is it crisps?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"What is this the sex thing? Is it crisps? "

No that noise is the Femidom I'm wearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this the sex thing? Is it crisps?

No that noise is the Femidom I'm wearing.

Rustley

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck."
Struggled! It was painful to read and decipher. OP you might want to consider going over it with the spell and grammar checker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but the pretend sex is pretty awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck."

Spell check here : articulate; female ...thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck.

Spell check here : articulate; female ...thank you

Do want to correct all of OP's spelling errors including the ursine creature?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. No sex here. I'm having no fun of any kind. Same as my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck.

Spell check here : articulate; female ...thank you

Do want to correct all of OP's spelling errors including the ursine creature?

Its a common trend on here when someone doesn't like a post. They Can't get nasty for fear of a ban so go grammar/spelling police which is really sad and totally unnecessary if not petty as it adds zero to a thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck.

Spell check here : articulate; female ...thank you

Do want to correct all of OP's spelling errors including the ursine creature?

Diddums.

Many people actually like to read a well composed profile as it aids comprehension. So spell check, grammar and punctuation are all part of that.

Considering the huge ratio difference between single men and other profilers, then it would make sense these single men would grasp at anything available to help their own cause. Spell check is one such thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my meets I have had I got from the news paper only after we had sex did I find out they were on fab swingers. Some I have had sex with block my age. But meet for sex from free ad paper ads. What your thoughts. All I realy won't is a fb in norwich I can see day time

It's all a big wind-up. We are all in collusion and laughing at you. Now put your tin foil hat back on.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Well if it's not called sex any more

what are the kids calling it these days?

What ever it's new name, hot steamy passionate, full blooded adults, sweat pumping, penetration with oodles of long hard kisses, nipple, clit, penis and ball sucking is what I enjoy on here. And that's on top of the laughter, tears, banter and more innocent fun I enjoy

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

"I struggled to read your articalate profile but found it a challenge with images of ursine creatures copulating with femails.

So although you didn't directly ask for profile advice may I suggest you use spell-check.

If you don't have much luck here considering you're one of thousands, then why do you not continue with what was working for you?

Good luck.

Spell check here : articulate; female ...thank you

Do want to correct all of OP's spelling errors including the ursine creature?

Lol my first ban on the forums was commenting on someones profile, when they hadn't specifically asked for critic but I've never done it since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this and to OP yes!! This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I just waved by by to a woman that's still GOT my cum in her pussy an I sucked a lads cock at 2pm today so yea for me there's lots on HERE love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's where I'm going wrong I thought this was a social site

never thought about asking for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK I did lol at "femails"

but perhaps English is not the posters first language....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is this sex you speak about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What other kind of sex is there ?

apart from

cyber

phone

mail box

ect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just waved by by to a woman that's still GOT my cum in her pussy an I sucked a lads cock at 2pm today so yea for me there's lots on HERE love "

I would imagine after that post you might get a lot less.....safe sex

mmmm let me ponder on this for just a second mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What other kind of sex is there ?

apart from

cyber

phone

mail box

ect "

Mail box

I'll be more careful when posting letters from now on, don't want spunk on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just waved by by to a woman that's still GOT my cum in her pussy an I sucked a lads cock at 2pm today so yea for me there's lots on HERE love

I would imagine after that post you might get a lot less.....safe sex

mmmm let me ponder on this for just a second mmmm "

Have pondered and looked at your profile.... Ten months and no verifications mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

depends how choosey you are

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

O.p,,, You know that look women get when they want sex?

No, me neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well I just waved by by to a woman that's still GOT my cum in her pussy an I sucked a lads cock at 2pm today so yea for me there's lots on HERE love

I would imagine after that post you might get a lot less.....safe sex

mmmm let me ponder on this for just a second mmmm "

nothing sexier than a Promiscuous man who does not play safe.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"no meets here....move along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Charming!!! I'll have you my playmates are far from geeky

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

* you know (sorry on my phone & lacking in sleep)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charming!!! I'll have you my playmates are far from geeky

Compared to whom? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

YOU KNOW perfectly well that the contract you signed to work here at Sydney FORBIDS you mentioning publicly that we have a xmas party

It is the ONLY time a year we indulge in sex - although I have to confess personally I do enjoy the whole 10 minutes of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

YOU KNOW perfectly well that the contract you signed to work here at Sydney FORBIDS you mentioning publicly that we have a xmas party

It is the ONLY time a year we indulge in sex - although I have to confess personally I do enjoy the whole 10 minutes of it

That's cos you pass out from shock. Have you never realised why your next working day is not until February? The party lasts longer than a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

YOU KNOW perfectly well that the contract you signed to work here at Sydney FORBIDS you mentioning publicly that we have a xmas party

It is the ONLY time a year we indulge in sex - although I have to confess personally I do enjoy the whole 10 minutes of it

That's cos you pass out from shock. Have you never realised why your next working day is not until February? The party lasts longer than a month

PFFFFFT! You mean to tell me that after I've sniffed dem poppers in that Bunsen burner I've been passing out n missing the party? N it going on til February? Well I was beginning to wonder why I kept waking every February covered in jism! Have people been using me in a bukake while I've been comatose??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

Every organisation should have an Ooeration Manager: we need more oooos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is run by Sydney university. All of us on here are geeky lab technicians employed by Syd.

You are probably thinking ' well some of the women look hot ' - let me disabuse you! They are all moustachioed mingers who wear bottle bottom glasses n thick woolly stockings really.

The men all have thick dense wiry pubes n we all got tiny willies n raging acne.

FORTUNATELY there are two people who run the Sydney Photoshop dept n they spend all day turning the photos of us into what u see on screen.

We never have sex because we are all 100 % dedicated to our scientific career.

Hope the above clarifies for you

Naughty employees.

I'm the Ooeration Manager and I'll have you know when I organise the Christmas parties, this place is alive with deviancy. So whilst his post is correct, we let our hair down once a year

YOU KNOW perfectly well that the contract you signed to work here at Sydney FORBIDS you mentioning publicly that we have a xmas party

It is the ONLY time a year we indulge in sex - although I have to confess personally I do enjoy the whole 10 minutes of it

That's cos you pass out from shock. Have you never realised why your next working day is not until February? The party lasts longer than a month

Not me personally since I'm missing a cock.

It is fun to watch though.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

no complaints about sex here.... plenty of it

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