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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mojo

If found please tell it off and post it back to

Lucy

Kent

By the seaside

Many thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a description it may be in my garden with oscar, hes set up a home for mojos xx

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is there a reward?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a description it may be in my garden with oscar, hes set up a home for mojos xx"

That bloody gnome at it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me a description it may be in my garden with oscar, hes set up a home for mojos xx

That bloody gnome at it again

Looks like it.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It may be with mine. Off gallivanting without me.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"It may be with mine. Off gallivanting without me.

They're having a 3sum then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere??? "

Yeh my back garden. They run riot, abuse the hot tub raid the fridge and nick my booze

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???

Yeh my back garden. They run riot, abuse the hot tub raid the fridge and nick my booze"

Sounds like fun! No wonder they're out there!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

Yep its here, engaged with other mojos and Oscar x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere??? "

Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet

Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???

Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet

Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs

Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???

Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet

Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs

Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome"

Can you post it back please?

And make sure it's mine lol.... Don't want just any old mojo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it and its coming up North with me tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nooooooooo give it back

It will get you into all sorts of trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooooo give it back

It will get you into all sorts of trouble

I've got.

And you're not having it.

That leaves you a bit fucked for the party!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ahhhh mojo... I had one of those once.

Maybe there's a mojo retirement home somewhere???

Really hope mines not ready for retirement yet

Think Jules has been enticing them to hers with talk of late nights, booze and hot tubs

Nothing to do with me, its oscsr the gnome

Can you post it back please?

And make sure it's mine lol.... Don't want just any old mojo "

Are you at cheekys party

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Have you checked down the back of your sofa?

I find all kinds of shit down there. This one time I discovered a door to another universe, made of fluff, crisps and 2 pences. (and one condom)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've got something that will have your mojo rushing back. I'll let you have it on Saturday.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Have you checked down the back of your sofa?

I find all kinds of shit down there. This one time I discovered a door to another universe, made of fluff, crisps and 2 pences. (and one condom)"

Used or still in the wrapper?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nooooooooo give it back

It will get you into all sorts of trouble

That's what I'm hoping for

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Have you checked down the back of your sofa?

I find all kinds of shit down there. This one time I discovered a door to another universe, made of fluff, crisps and 2 pences. (and one condom)

Used or still in the wrapper?"

It was in transition. Out of the wrapper but inside the rapper. (My ex girlfriend is an MC) She was down there as well.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Mojo

If found please tell it off and post it back to

Lucy

Kent

By the seaside

Many thanks

Send it

C/o Ryan

Aisle of Snacks

I'd like to provide it with some personal additional value first

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I wanted to have sex with Kate Bush on a mountain but I lost my mojo,, I just could not get an erection,

must have been withering heights.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won't send him it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?

Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm saving it for Saturday

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Ahhhh I needed that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?

Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac"

Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy"

not sure why my mojo gets the blame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?

Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac

Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please.

I'm sure I will find yours too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

Why does my name get mentioned?...

Ryan here...catch...

I don't have it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy

not sure why my mojo gets the blame

Shes the instigator, had just settled em all down and bam yours knocks the gate starts dancing round the garden and they are all partying again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Description of said mojo

Small, colourful and sparkly!

Last seen boarding a train

Oh dear I haven't thought of a reward

If I find it can I keep it? Mine did a runner a while ago. Maybe they all eloped and they are having a mojogangbang?

Bloody right they are steel in my back garden. Wouldnt believe what they get up to. Poor smudge the rabbit is on prozac

Oooh the little sods! Look for the little grumpy mojo in pvc with frizzy hair... send it back oop north please.

No problem steel but I aint going out there tonight they are bloofy animals I tell ya animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy

not sure why my mojo gets the blame

Shes the instigator, had just settled em all down and bam yours knocks the gate starts dancing round the garden and they are all partying again.

Oh dear! She is a little rascal lol!

Watch she doesn't pull your flowers up Jules

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"So who has it?

Jules?

Ben?

QOT?

Whatever you do please don't send it to Ryan!!

I have photographic evidence of mojos party. Yours is the worst one lucy

not sure why my mojo gets the blame

Cos mine cam home...

It turned Oscar into a lambrini gnome before it did though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I left mine in brum last weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I left mine in brum last weekend

We can get yours on Saturday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I left mine in brum last weekend

We can get yours on Saturday

I hope so cos right now sex is the last thing on my mind

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I think I left mine in brum last weekend

We can get yours on Saturday

I hope so cos right now sex is the last thing on my mind

Don't think about it and by Saturday you'll have a laugh and find it pops up.

Mojo isn't just libido.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Who gave Lucy her mojo back? She's bouncing around the threads doing jiggy dances and spreading lurv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oh yeah

My mojo is back and is full of naughtiness!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oh yeah

My mojo is back and is full of naughtiness!! "

You mojo is quicker to return that your cat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yeah

My mojo is back and is full of naughtiness!!

You mojo is quicker to return that your cat.

It had been missing for some time before I asked for help.... And with the help of my forum buddies it has been returned to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone find mine n all

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can someone find mine n all"

Where did you last have it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh yeah

My mojo is back and is full of naughtiness!!

You mojo is quicker to return that your cat.

Ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ran off with a mojo mermaid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone find mine n all

Where did you last have it?

In kent

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can someone find mine n all

Where did you last have it?

In kent "

I was in the car today it wasn't there.

Did you leave it in Fox Hat's car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone find mine n all

Where did you last have it?

In kent

I was in the car today it wasn't there.

Did you leave it in Fox Hat's car?

I may have done

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By *ust a TeaseMan
over a year ago

Earth

I got some pork pie. Its just as good as mojo lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can someone find mine n all

Where did you last have it?

In kent "

I wondered what that was in the pocket of our overnight bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got some pork pie. Its just as good as mojo lol"

Ok i will have some of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have it and its coming up North with me tomorrow

If it's a southern mojo it won't be able to hack the northern life style

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