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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There's a fucking massive spider on the stairs and I'm to scared to go past it, such a fucking idiot, hate being a wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You going up or down?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

It's a teeny spider. It probably more scared of the massive 2 legged thing clomping down the stairs to be honest lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Can you cover it with something to get past it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a teeny spider. It probably more scared of the massive 2 legged thing clomping down the stairs to be honest lol "

Lol I'm pretty sure it's not it's looking quite happy there it's not looking like it's gonna piss itself if I run at it hahahaha

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

It's a common fear, nothing to be ashamed of really.

Can you cover it with something and slide something under it to catch it or is getting that near just not going to happen?

My mum has a massive problem with spiders - she didn't used to be able to even look at photos of them - so I sympathise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You going up or down? "

Was going up till hairy creepy bastard ran at me

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh ffs now cats are stalking it last time one of them flicked the spider at me evil bastard cat, trying to woman up and catch it in a jar lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what."

Lol I have 4 boys only one of them will pick them up he's already left for work, don't wanna kill it but swear it keeps running at me when I go near it, usually they run away :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You going up or down?

Was going up till hairy creepy bastard ran at me "

Can you not miss a step and climb over it? Then drop a heavy book on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's one in my bath and my eldest daughter who'll move them isn't here! They're ferocious this year and do run at you and not away! I sympathise with your plight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it up with the Hoover

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You going up or down?

Was going up till hairy creepy bastard ran at me

Can you not miss a step and climb over it? Then drop a heavy book on it"

Nooo spiders are good, mostly harmless creatures. They eat bugs and flies which spread nasties. They get bad press for no reason, at least in this country where we don't have the really scary ones.

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

If only I was close enough to help

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what.

Lol I have 4 boys only one of them will pick them up he's already left for work, don't wanna kill it but swear it keeps running at me when I go near it, usually they run away :o "

Then let it run right into a jar and chuck it back outside!

The chance it could do anything to harm you is tiny. Really, really tiny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love spiders in the house, they keep the flies away, and in the night, go in your mouth to eat the bacteria.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Maybe consider buying yourself a spider catcher.

It won't help now but maybe it would next time.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"in the night, go in your mouth to eat the bacteria."

Behave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what a waste of 2.99, just get a man, much cheaper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it helps to give them a friendly name, I have 2 called George and mildred, you couldn't be scared of them!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"what a waste of 2.99, just get a man, much cheaper!"

But far more trouble and much more difficult to change in the case of operational difficulties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what a waste of 2.99, just get a man, much cheaper!

But far more trouble and much more difficult to change in the case of operational difficulties. "

you may have a point, but I have a Patio

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol sort of manned up used a huge pickle egg jar, now released into the wild but fuckers gonna die if it comes back in, that's my good deed for the day can now go finally pee yay

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"what a waste of 2.99, just get a man, much cheaper!

But far more trouble and much more difficult to change in the case of operational difficulties.

you may have a point, but I have a Patio "

Digging a hole is also a lot of effort.

A spider catcher still wins.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

Good luck...and here's something to cheer you up xx

The incey wincey spider

Climbed up the spout

Down came the rain

And washed the spider out

Out came the sun

And dried up all the rain

And the incey wincey spider

Climbed up again

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Lol sort of manned up used a huge pickle egg jar, now released into the wild but fuckers gonna die if it comes back in, that's my good deed for the day can now go finally pee yay "

Well done Did you radio tag it? If you see another how will you know it's the same one. You may kill an innocent arachnid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what.

Lol I have 4 boys only one of them will pick them up he's already left for work, don't wanna kill it but swear it keeps running at me when I go near it, usually they run away :o

Then let it run right into a jar and chuck it back outside!

The chance it could do anything to harm you is tiny. Really, really tiny."

I know it can't harm me it's just how quick they are, could be on ya foot then seconds later god knows where *shudders* irrational I know but years of my bastard brother torturing me with them and horror stories

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lol sort of manned up used a huge pickle egg jar, now released into the wild but fuckers gonna die if it comes back in, that's my good deed for the day can now go finally pee yay

Well done Did you radio tag it? If you see another how will you know it's the same one. You may kill an innocent arachnid. "

Bugger should of painted it with nail varnish or something for later identification.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dunno why the spider on the stairs such an issue.............

when theres one happily cuddled up in ur bed

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Distract it with a water spout! Those fuckers love them!

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By *ohn_1983Man
over a year ago

South of Norwich

Rolled up newspaper or a fly swotter ends the problem.

I was told by my gran that putting a 'conker' on the window sill, Will keep spiders away. Ridiculous but I tried it and so far it seems to work...

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"dunno why the spider on the stairs such an issue.............

when theres one happily cuddled up in ur bed "

and the one snoozing inside your pillow case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol sort of manned up used a huge pickle egg jar, now released into the wild but fuckers gonna die if it comes back in, that's my good deed for the day can now go finally pee yay "

Brave girl lol

My eldest always put pint glass over them and i get rid in morning, had a friend next door was terrified of them,i would get silly o click phonecalls to go get them,she would be hysterical crying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dunno why the spider on the stairs such an issue.............

when theres one happily cuddled up in ur bed

and the one snoozing inside your pillow case "

with its babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Distract it with a water spout! Those fuckers love them!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"dunno why the spider on the stairs such an issue.............

when theres one happily cuddled up in ur bed "

Omg you are evil

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By *a35ukMan
over a year ago

Hailsham

Now you could just have a downstairs loo fitter lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what.

Lol I have 4 boys only one of them will pick them up he's already left for work, don't wanna kill it but swear it keeps running at me when I go near it, usually they run away :o

Then let it run right into a jar and chuck it back outside!

The chance it could do anything to harm you is tiny. Really, really tiny.

I know it can't harm me it's just how quick they are, could be on ya foot then seconds later god knows where *shudders* irrational I know but years of my bastard brother torturing me with them and horror stories "

I kind of get it. I don't much like them running over me. Last year one of my cats chased a huge one right across my face when I was just dropping off to sleep. That put me off them a bit for a while too! lol

And as I said, my mum is really freaked by them. She has issues with anything with "horrible wiggly legs". She found a caterpillar in the fridge a few days ago and virtually had a cardiac arrest.

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By *GR2014Man
over a year ago

England


"Suck it up with the Hoover "

If you squirt that may do the trick!! let it die in pleasure!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dunno why the spider on the stairs such an issue.............

when theres one happily cuddled up in ur bed

and the one snoozing inside your pillow case

with its babies"

Hundreds if them xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have the same irrational fear. It is irritating when you know its not rational but you still feel it. Hope it moves away for you. I had my kids trained at 3 years old to remove them for me. Saddo or what.

Lol I have 4 boys only one of them will pick them up he's already left for work, don't wanna kill it but swear it keeps running at me when I go near it, usually they run away :o

Then let it run right into a jar and chuck it back outside!

The chance it could do anything to harm you is tiny. Really, really tiny.

I know it can't harm me it's just how quick they are, could be on ya foot then seconds later god knows where *shudders* irrational I know but years of my bastard brother torturing me with them and horror stories

I kind of get it. I don't much like them running over me. Last year one of my cats chased a huge one right across my face when I was just dropping off to sleep. That put me off them a bit for a while too! lol

And as I said, my mum is really freaked by them. She has issues with anything with "horrible wiggly legs". She found a caterpillar in the fridge a few days ago and virtually had a cardiac arrest."

I try really hard to ignore them left one for ages as it just stayed in same little area, even tried sort of studying them for a bit, even held a trantula to show my kids they can't hurt you but as soon as the fucker started moving I was panic struck nearly threw it hahahaha luckily the keeper saw my panic and removed it quickly

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