FabSwingers.com forum: What has been your most disappointing purchase?

By *UNCHBOX OP Man
over a year ago

folkestone

Mine has to be a Hewlett Packard wireless printer. I think i spent more on replacing the Ink in the first 3 months than it cost.

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

A xxl cockring ...............

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

OPI nail varnish remover.....doesn't do anything different than the Superdrug one , also £7.00 price difference!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

A kitchen steamer. I bought a cheap one and it's not very powerful. 30 mins to cook rice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My deluxe inflatable candy - she's a flatulent letdown!

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

42 inch waist, 34 inch leg pair of trousers

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Harry ten tongues

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

Huddersfield, centralish

"My deluxe inflatable candy - she's a flatulent letdown!

Sorry

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My king Kong vibrating dildo... Google it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Karcher window cleaner, waste of £50 as they are still streaky as hell!

When did I get old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A scotch egg last week , when I bit into it no bloody egg !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"A scotch egg last week , when I bit into it no bloody egg !"
that is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My gym ball hardly ever used it and it takes up loads of space!

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Bought a toy that was designed especially for the clit.. felt like razor blades!!

Another toy hits the useless pile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A scotch egg last week , when I bit into it no bloody egg !that is so funny

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. I wasn't laughing at the time

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"A scotch egg last week , when I bit into it no bloody egg !

Wouldn't mind that.. prefer the sausagemeat anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My king Kong vibrating dildo... Google it.

Thats nothing.

Fort troff. Sticky bomb cyborg. ....not a waste of money but omfg its huge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My deluxe inflatable candy - she's a flatulent letdown!

Sorry

LMAO

whoopz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Memory foam mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a pussy pump, waste of money

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My Chanel blusher lol

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By *uy4couplesMan
over a year ago

south kent

the G/Friends fuck buddy told her to get her self a new G string from the local Ann summers shop,that had bows to undo on the sides for when we meet him later that day, on his arrival he wanted her to just stand by the front door, in the new G string and no bra tits out nothing eles and her fuck me high heels,

On his arrival she stood in front of the door waiting for him to knock as i looked on,

the knock came and she opened the door,he stepped in side told her how nice she looked

then he pulled on the bows on the side of the G string to let them drop to the floor

but as she stood there him trying to undo them he pulled that hard he ripped them from her breaking the ribbon holding them up,

i was so disappointed, lol that her new G String had been torn apart by her fuck buddy they was only on her arse ten mins, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A packet of bourbon biscuits, turns out they are naked penguins

Well I wont be buying them again

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"My king Kong vibrating dildo... Google it.

Thats nothing.

Fort troff. Sticky bomb cyborg. ....not a waste of money but omfg its huge"

Sodding hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember "the living bra"? Bought Kate one and she killed it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"A packet of bourbon biscuits, turns out they are naked penguins

Well I wont be buying them again

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've bought all sorts of disappointing stuff. Things I can think of right now include:

Electric foot spa - absolute dust gatherer.

A Nexus double ended dildo - it's supposed to be shaped to fit inside me and for the other end to stick out kinda like a cock. The join in the middle is too bulge-y for it to work in a harness though and the angle is all wrong once inserted in me. Totally naff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1989 Volvo 480ES. What a money pit.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of mountain bike wheels, £400 only to buckle the back one the first time out

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Where do I start: the electric steam mop that cost £99 but I could have bought for £30 off amazon? That took me an hour to clean floors I did in 10 minutes using a mop and bucket?

Or the Philips epilator that cost £50 and had to be ordered by my local chemist? Used for a nanosecond on 1mm of skin the pain not worth the pain so back to my trusty bic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bought a toy that was designed especially for the clit.. felt like razor blades!!

Another toy hits the useless pile

I remember buying a new toy from Anne summers rushing home to use it and it hurt like hell. Then I noticed it still had the plastic wrapping on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear."

Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package

I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package

I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet!

I just knew I got conned

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By *nnejohnCouple
over a year ago

warrington

talk talk broadband.bunch of amateurs.back to virgin asap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remote control vibe didn't work

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package

I saw condoms in a shop once.. came in sizes small, medium and liar!! Cracked me up

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.

Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find "

I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.

Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find

I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!!

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Industrial cheese grater?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Back before printable CDs and home printers to print them were available, printable CD labels, (and a widget for applying them).

A nightmare to apply flat, tended to mess up the balance of the disc so it was noisy when it spun and then they peeled up at the edges a few months later rendering the disc unusable.

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By *uthTVDerbysTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Trojan extra wide condoms - I'm sure they same as normal ones in a different package

I've for some bad news. Trojan tell me there was a rogue batch of Extra Smalls wrongly branded Extra Wide...I think you may have bought a packet!

I just knew I got conned

All is not lost Impress your lady friends by nonchalantly leaving them lying about on the coffee table. Under a coffee table book!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Most super-dooper gadgets and creams that claim to smooth rough skin on feet. Nothing short of a belt sander is able to deal with mine, I fear.

Cheaper to go foot doc 4 times a year I find

I need to go more than that! I have tough feet. Left to their own devices I'd probably have hooves in 8 weeks!!!

Industrial cheese grater?

Only if it's electric!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Seriously I do need a foot fetishist to visit on a weekly basis! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So called (official police handcuffs) that broke on second use cost £80 and were useless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The electric chair for my ex wife didn't ducking work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The electric chair for my ex wife didn't ducking work "

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By *achnrandyCouple
over a year ago

Ascot

A sex swing in a frame ........ The idea is better than the reality and sits under the bed........ Now is that the swing or just where we are as a couple

)))) we should start a swap shop of old tutt we dont want......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought an ipad a couple of years ago and it was a huge disappointment. I got it cheap but even so it was really not with it. I managed to sell it on and took a £50 hit and was glad to get rid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eighteen inch long 3 inch diameter vibrating dildo. The vibe inside was so small that the packing inside absorbed all the vibrations. Should have bought a church candle.

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