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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh?" so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh?so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then" great point - but no i havent | |||
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"We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments "haha no none of them are suspects teehee | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh?" Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh?so you have never addded an extra inch or two to your cock size then great point - but no i havent " Me neither but i thought your tread was about dress sizes and women who can't read lol | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole" Every boy was born with a ruler - clare rayner - so many rulers dont work eh | |||
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"We’re sure the people who’ve verified you will enjoy the compliments
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no none of them are suspects teehee"You did say everyone in your opening post | |||
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no none of them are suspects teehee
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"so do you check the clothes lable or just know by looking?" i was married for 20years - and there were numerous changes of size! i know by looking lol x | |||
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"SO...you check the label prior to shagging them or wot !!! "lol - no after - when they r in a lather lol | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them?" many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread" Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me.... | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread" Dont think ya nasty hun....just curious. lmao Just like us women. I dont quote a dress size as i feel i would be lying...when a lady is pmt she can can put on quite a lot and also she need s extra room so she hide the cleaver | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me...." ha no not really just had another example over the weekend said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!! | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Dont think ya nasty hun....just curious. lmao Just like us women. I dont quote a dress size as i feel i would be lying...when a lady is pmt she can can put on quite a lot and also she need s extra room so she hide the cleaver " eek bunny bolier alert!! | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me.... ha no not really just had another example over the weekend said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!!" Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit.. | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me.... ha no not really just had another example over the weekend said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!! Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit.. "promise not to babe keep the labels back till u get yr orgasm - then show me and run xx | |||
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"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN "anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x | |||
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me.... ha no not really just had another example over the weekend said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!! Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit..
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"As there is no section on a womans profile for dress size just wondered how you know all their dress sizes....do you ask them all before meeting them? many women say their size on profile - or during chats. This isnt meant to be nasty - i am sure penis size lying is as widespread Never said I found it nasty, just wondered if you have a size fetish....you know, ask all the women you contact about their dress size before meeting them...then checking the labels on their clothing while they are in the bathroom after sex? Sound like a label fetish to me.... ha no not really just had another example over the weekend said she was 14 - yeah right - maybe 18 at a push lol u do look good though teehee - show me yr labels!! Would show you my labels but with your label fetish you would only wank over them and bugger up a very expensive outfit..
promise not to babe
keep the labels back till u get yr orgasm - then show me and run xx
It would probably fall down on your failure to give me the orgasm in the first place.... "well u should try me check my verifys hun x always willing to give it a go xx | |||
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"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN
anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x"Pmsl why would you wanna a golf ball up ya ass. | |||
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"what dress size am i then" well that is a dangerous question you think any guy would risk a stab at that one? would have to see u in the flesh obviously 8 to 10 eek xx | |||
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"....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole" too difficult for some to determine where that starts and finishes though | |||
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"only reserved for men who are anally retentive re womens sizes instead of having FUN
anally retentive - well i can keep a golf ball up there - does that count?x
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why would you wanna a golf ball up ya ass. "always losing them in the lake!! my secret stash! x | |||
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"HA!!! How the feck can you tell just by looking???? If a woman is 12 stone, and only 5'4 she is going to look alot bigger than a 12 stone lady of 5'8!!!!! And anyway - who cares- you must have swapped some pics before meeting so you must know if ya fancy em or not????" very true - but some pics do seem to be 1980s vintage when you see the owner! | |||
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"Exactly. and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision.. And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh..." well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet... | |||
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"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too "hence the cleaver look | |||
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"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too "hormonal changes yes and whether the chocolate shop is open or not | |||
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"Exactly. and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision.. And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh... well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet..." Jeez.... hope you dont like rimming..... she would feel like paul fooking daniels...... "Now thats magic" | |||
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"lol..sorry this just made me laugh, i think women do knock of a dress size but like one lady said different clothes mean different sizes i can be a 12 a 14 or a 16, but guys seem to have a slight problem with their ages, always notice a few years are knocked off, and a few inches added to their height and cock, guys list themsleves as vwe, in whos opinion?? their own..lol" definition of vwe? wow thats a subjective issue | |||
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"Exactly. and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision.. And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh... well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet... Jeez.... hope you dont like rimming..... she would feel like paul fooking daniels...... "Now thats magic" "love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie! | |||
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"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too
hormonal changes yes
and whether the chocolate shop is open or not"hey - you would be a brave man to deny a hormonal cleaver weilding woman her chocolate!!!! LOL | |||
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"as your a single male and therefore at the bottom of the pecking order do you think it wise to be having a pop at women who may or may not be lying about their dress size not the cleaverest move if you want to meet anymore lol kev " i am not at the bottom of any pecking order i enjoy swinging when i like the gal, she likes me and we can meet up people have their own ideas when it comes to single guys i am not one of the twats see my verifys | |||
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"some ladies go up or down a couple of dress sizes according to the time of the month too
hormonal changes yes
and whether the chocolate shop is open or not"chocolate is good... chocolate is one of the major food groups!  | |||
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"Exactly. and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision.. And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh... well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet... Jeez.... hope you dont like rimming..... she would feel like paul fooking daniels...... "Now thats magic"
love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie!"see.if someone doing all those little things you love and avoiding the golf balls...... does it really matter what size her dress label is ???  | |||
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"Kin hole in one........lmao "the one time you shouldnt swallow! | |||
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"Exactly. and besides.....if you walking round with a golf ball shoved up ya ass , i reckon it could affect your vision.. And do the ladies know you have this thing about golf balls. ??? eh...eh... well some are shocked when one falls out on the duvet... Jeez.... hope you dont like rimming..... she would feel like paul fooking daniels...... "Now thats magic"
love rimming mmmm - get down there - might get a birdie!
see.if someone doing all those little things you love and avoiding the golf balls......
does it really matter what size her dress label is ??? "course not intelligence wit matters as do rimming, swallowing and having a cute ass x | |||
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"Well two out of three aint bad for a monday afternoon. " well you had better message me where we are meeting ..... | |||
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besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha | |||
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"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday "Happy birthday jed. for yesterday Hope you had a great day | |||
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"Gerrof..... i aint got no spare golf balls ya know..you aint nicking mine.
besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha "i can guess looking at yr profile x | |||
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"Well my dress size is 16 but for it to fit properly on me has to be taken in as my bottom half is a size 12. So what would you want me to tell you my dress size is 12 or 16?" well neither really - just an observation, i am glad to know the sizes - very cute x | |||
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"Gerrof..... i aint got no spare golf balls ya know..you aint nicking mine.
besides.....you dont know which two out of three i got . hahahahahaha
i can guess looking at yr profile x"Lmao yup..... bigs tits and big ass..... And not a dress label in site | |||
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"Wiggles normaly just puts size 8 on most sites, as if she put size 4-6 she just gets hate mail or insults at her weight.. " and such a cute ass lol | |||
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"Wiggles normaly just puts size 8 on most sites, as if she put size 4-6 she just gets hate mail or insults at her weight.. " well contrary to belief..... Not all us bigger gals are jealous | |||
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"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday
Happy birthday jed.
for yesterday
Hope you had a great day "Thankyou Peaches I had a great day  role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)" Lol......love it | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)" lol....would always check your labels vol...after all...I'd need to make sure your dresses fitted me before I tried them on..pmsl | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol)" sadly i was hoping for a laugh! | |||
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"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday
Happy birthday jed.
for yesterday
Hope you had a great day
Thankyou Peaches I had a great day role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year "I am glad jed. Heres to more of the same | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol) sadly i was hoping for a laugh!" Wot..........and you havent had one......tut | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol) sadly i was hoping for a laugh! Wot..........and you havent had one......tut "with you yes babe - but some women have issues lol | |||
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"no problem with age here, I was 55 years young yesterday
Happy birthday jed.
for yesterday
Hope you had a great day
Thankyou Peaches I had a great day role on 56 cos every year I have more fun than the previous year "Glad you had a good day!!!! Oooooh - if each year gets better and better then i got a lot of fun to look forward to!!! | |||
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"this posts is hilarious as it show soooooooooooooooooooooooo much more than the OP intended im sure... so....you meet people..and whilst they are 'in a lather' you check the dress size and think..hell she is larger than she let on.... equally you are unhappy that some pics are from the 1980's..which again implies you were less than impressed with the person as they differ from what you imagined... so in other words..you will 'do' anything and moan about it after??? I mean if what stood before you was not lovely and made you want to have sex..they why would you...and indeed why would you make this post??? I am sure every woman that has met you and as you keep reminding us..verified you...will now wonder if she is one of the ones that you gave a charity shag too..... classy!!! lol I would consider any man that checked the lables on my clothes a complete freak and not worthy of the outstanding sex i offer!! voluptuous xx ...in frame and name..and very honest..with recent pics!! (oo and too much of a lady to wonder if any of the ladies you met were as dissapointed as you seem to have been lol) sadly i was hoping for a laugh! Wot..........and you havent had one......tut
with you yes babe - but some women have issues lol"I got issues....... I wanna know who ate all the fecking pies.and didnt save me one. | |||
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"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit. We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss. But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me. So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss. If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first." Would just like to say that your photos show you to be one of the happiest people I have ever seen on here, you have such a lovely smile and are obviously totally happy with yourself. Great post and great profile photos!! | |||
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"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!! A laugh at checking labels, hahaha What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels??? Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album???? LOL" He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think. | |||
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"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!! A laugh at checking labels, hahaha What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels??? Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album???? LOL He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think." you got me - guilty as charged - its not the sex | |||
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"Looks like you had a laff to me!!!! A laugh at checking labels, hahaha What i want to know - is do you actually TELL the lady that you checked her labels??? Or do you cut them out and keep them in an album???? LOL He likes to keep them so he can wank over them.....all part of the fetish I think." hahahahaha And are they all in size order???? Oooooh oooooh ohohohohohoohohoh a size 18!!!!!! Gonna cum, oooooooohhhhhh size 20 cumming up! lol | |||
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"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex. Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim. I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect. for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ? and the same would apply to every size. I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you "Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while  | |||
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"Would just like to say that your photos show you to be one of the happiest people I have ever seen on here, you have such a lovely smile and are obviously totally happy with yourself. Great post and great profile photos!!" Ditto sexy lady. Who gives a damn about clothes labels when there is sooooo much more to be admiring on this wonderful site. Variety is the spice of life...and this site proves that perfectly. | |||
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"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex. Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim. I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect. for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ? and the same would apply to every size. I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you
Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while "Oh they had better, or i wouldnt get any mail. | |||
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"truth is we all have sizes we prefer when it comes to sex. Size in friendship doesn't matter we all know that Sex is different. some people like plenty to get hold of some like them slim. I seriously doubt that whatever your preference 1 dress size makes a difference, if you like them slim I would imagine a 6-14 would be acceptable, the size 6 may be a bit slimmer than you generally go for, the size 14 might be "as big as you go" in the middle, perfect. for those who like more curves does it really matter if they are size 18 or size 24 ? and the same would apply to every size. I really cannot believe that someone who likes a size 10 or someone who likes a size 26 is really going to care about 1 dress size, I have certainly never witnessed anyone going round a club saying "excuse me your quite attractive but I just wanted to check your dress size before I agree to shag you
Very true... yet it is odd how 'some' guys who are picky about size ... whoops I mean they have preferences about a lady's dress size and prefer the slimmer sizes, still end-up mailing a fat bird once in a while "its cos once you go phat..you never go back
I mean we can all eat mince daily..but now and again..some prime beef tickles your fancy
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"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall. ahem !!!
Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times "You cant go round in stealth mode wearing those!!!! LOL | |||
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"I have just worked out that to have great sex i need to be 8ft 3 inches tall. ahem !!!
Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times "Pmsl. glad to hear it too. | |||
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Luckily I carry 2ft 10" stilts with me at all times
You cant go round in stealth mode wearing those!!!! LOL"ahhhhh, another aspect of being prepared, rubbers on the end, | |||
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"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12. " pmsl!!!! so glad to see i am not the only one who notices things like that!!!! vol xxx | |||
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"I cut out smaller labels in charity shops and sew them into my own clothes... so fuck you all! "I do the same, I'm now a size 6. | |||
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"I cut out smaller labels in charity shops and sew them into my own clothes... so fuck you all! "Hehehehehehehehehehehe Way to go girl!!! | |||
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"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12. " Maybe the fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women are fussier than the size 12 women, and so he takes what he can. | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole" They need that edge to hook the end of the tape on | |||
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i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight
at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie???? | |||
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"I tell ya what really does make me laugh... I laugh because I usually end-up taking the piss.... the guys who message you saying "I love fuller figure/cuddly/bigger (whatever) women. You then see every women who verified them, is on their friends list or appears in their photos is about a size 12. " That's the 'banker shag', you know, the one at the end of the nite when the DJ plays the erection section and you go grab the last girl still alone coz nobody else wants to fuck her. This guy is clearly attracted to thinner women but puts the 'I love Tubbies' comment on there just in case one of them asks him to come and fuck her. | |||
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"I just love the men who say 'I love big women' but they wont shag over a size 16...." Maybe they not meaning big in that department????? | |||
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i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight
at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie????"you dont???? i found blokes asked a lot.......let em check me labels in me pants i say!!! lol | |||
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"The only problem is... I am now wearing a bra with a 33'' inside leg "PMMMMMMMMMMMSL now that is damn funny. Men lie about their age.lack of hair, length and girth and how recent pics are as much as ladies probably do. Not very men can really work out dress siez unless your a standard size. I have gg boobs and should for my measurments wear a size 20 top but body is a size 16 so what size would you recon then.....? See it isnt as easy as that. Everyone needs to be honest about who they are and what they are, some say they are straight then change it when it suits to bi. I will stick to honesty. | |||
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i never tell anyone my dress size unless asked and am rarely asked to be fair. but if i was asked i would tell it straight
at the end of the day if you meet someone who isnt what you were expecting why sleep with them then come on here moaning that they were a big burtha when they said they were a skinny minnie????you dont???? i found blokes asked a lot.......let em check me labels in me pants i say!!! lol"yes please xx | |||
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"blimey this post has been interesting.... and funny most of the time xx thx" LOL Better than nyou were expecting then hey????? Its quite a size now tho dont you think, pmsl | |||
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"blimey this post has been interesting.... and funny most of the time xx thx LOL Better than nyou were expecting then hey????? Its quite a size now tho dont you think, pmsl" the post i assume (not yr bum), yes it was good - but still do not know your size, maybe i need to measure you - keep the tag obviously x teehee | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh?" Have never needed to give my dress size to be honest. What a weird thing to base your opinions on hun. I find that a few current pics and a good chat are enough to ascertain whether or not there is enough chemistry for things to progress to the next level...the possibility of a meet. Our pics say it all and I make a point of being totally honest about who I am. Otherwise there would be no point to all this. We could all make ourselves out to be perfect human beings (how boring that would be). | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Have never needed to give my dress size to be honest. What a weird thing to base your opinions on hun. I find that a few current pics and a good chat are enough to ascertain whether or not there is enough chemistry for things to progress to the next level...the possibility of a meet. Our pics say it all and I make a point of being totally honest about who I am. Otherwise there would be no point to all this. We could all make ourselves out to be perfect human beings (how boring that would be). "it was a start of a conversation - one that i thought might take off i am not that shallow - but as previously said - guys are the same with penis size great human nature!! x | |||
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"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit. We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss. But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me. So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss. If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first." oooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Mand and I've seen firsthand what your momma gave you lol . Cocktail sausages, solar panels for a love machine and guys who would be 6ft if they were wearing my heels. We've all had at least one incident with people being economical with the truth. The one that always gets me is VWE!!!!! in respect to what !!!!! A baby ????? | |||
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"Have never replied to any of the threads in these forums but have enjoyed reading many of the topics on discussion. This one is no different - I've chuckled at many of the responses from both guys and gals - but in this case I'm gonna say my bit. We have a good selection of pics on our profile at all times. And yes they are current (no size labels on display though). And no I'm not Kate Moss. But am very happy in the skin I'm in and know how to shake what my momma gave me. So if you guys don't like what you see...just walk on by. Your loss. If you're so good at judging sizes you shouldn't be tricked by ladies changing their dress sizes cos you will already have sussed them out from their pics - no one and I mean no one meets without seeing at least a pic or two first. oooooooooooooerrrrrrrrrr Mand and I've seen firsthand what your momma gave you lol . Cocktail sausages, solar panels for a love machine and guys who would be 6ft if they were wearing my heels. We've all had at least one incident with people being economical with the truth. The one that always gets me is VWE!!!!! in respect to what !!!!! A baby ????? "yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe? | |||
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obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx
Are you sure you never dreamt that?
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obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx
Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
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Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
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Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
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Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
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Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x
Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!
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Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x
Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!
Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles "haha - moi? wrinkles? only on my ballsack lol | |||
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Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.
What would you do? "Take the piss for a bit longer then go and fuck the PTI | |||
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Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.
What would you do?
Take the piss for a bit longer then go and fuck the PTI "but some girls like a brain to make them laugh as well as a good body - otherwise you might as well stick to the rabbit | |||
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Lets see....tommorrow night I am meeting an ultra fit 32 year old Royal Marine Physical Training Instructor, for the third time, up against a guy who is a legend in his own mind.
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"OMFG this is priceless!!! haha the OP has shown that he considers all women to be liars.. all women claim to be a smaller size than they are.. he gives out charity shags to these women.... he checks their clothes while basking in the afterglow... and still be claims intelligence.. laugh..i nearly peed!!!!! vol xxx " Maybe he would like to meet a friend who is a PTI weighing in at 19st 6ft 4 and less fat on him than a lettuce leaf lol | |||
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"OMFG this is priceless!!! haha the OP has shown that he considers all women to be liars.. all women claim to be a smaller size than they are.. he gives out charity shags to these women.... he checks their clothes while basking in the afterglow... and still be claims intelligence.. laugh..i nearly peed!!!!! vol xxx " some people have no idea of irony or wit sad very sad | |||
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"you aint gonna win em all "yes i overestimate the average intelligence of the site members again i will never learn | |||
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"you aint gonna win em all
yes i overestimate the average intelligence of the site members again
i will never learn "tutttt! always expect the unexpected here | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol"He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more! | |||
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I mostly shop for casual clothes and go large and loose, and have my formal gear made to measure.
It is a small price to pay for something that makes me feel good as I know it fits, and the colour is flattering and it can take pounds off me! | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol"See there you go again calling him thick, don't say you haven't been warned. | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more! "eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol | |||
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"There are differences between brands for nearly everything. I had a pleasant surprise to find some cheapo undies I bought nearly fell off me and had to go 2 sizes down!
I mostly shop for casual clothes and go large and loose, and have my formal gear made to measure.
It is a small price to pay for something that makes me feel good as I know it fits, and the colour is flattering and it can take pounds off me! "sounds very kool like men undies - need room the eighties were tough on testicles | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol"Question for you. do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member? | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
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do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?"yawn look up irony in the dictionary it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
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it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D"What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol"whitty is spelt witty cocoa has an a really need that dictionary old man | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man"I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
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"Hopefully he won't come looking for you for intimating he was thick. Royal Marines don't take insults lightly, ask the Para's.
i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
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eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs "Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!! Bet they make ya fart tho!!! | |||
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"is this a wind up??? you still got the bmw??? well my profile states clearly my size and many meets never thought i was that size and never had a sympathy shag either! mind you im very select in who gets to get lost in my curves!!
its made me laugh this post iv pissed in deeper paddling pools that the OP!!lol xx "as long as u laugh xx | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs "Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size | |||
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eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs
Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!!
Bet they make ya fart tho!!!"thought it was the chillies! xx | |||
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eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs
Depends on if the kid has a large dress size too eh!!!!
Bet they make ya fart tho!!!"I wouldn't know as i only nibble on a leg and i am planning a twin-set as its classy for spring | |||
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" its made me laugh this post iv pissed in deeper paddling pools that the OP!!lol xx "OMG I nearly wet meself reading that^^^
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs
Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size "its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs
Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size
its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in "well i do - my bum is size zero!! | |||
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i am sure outwitting would not be a problem, i have a fast car lol
He might just honeytrap you with a delectable woman on here and! Hey presto your not a virgin any more!
eek a para in a dress - that wud make me run lol
Question for you.
do you really think your that intelligent in comparison to the average fab member?
yawn
look up irony in the dictionary
it is the big book in the library - it starts with a D
What a whitty boy you are, ill go make your coco sonny lol
whitty is spelt witty
cocoa has an a
really need that dictionary old man
I know i was just seeing if ya niggled enough to pick up an a spelling drop and you are lmao. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.
eating whole kids will make your dress size go up and you'll have to start telling fibs
Don't talk about dress sizes! I am having so so so much trouble getting my summer frock collection in my size
its ok cos the OP says its perfectly normal now a days to buy big but sew size 10 labels in "not sure what the conversion scale is but 50in chest i am guessing is a 20/22? I will have to order some size 12 labels then wont i | |||
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irony girl, irony!!
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"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!
nice 'stenders reference - like it
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" yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?
She should have gone to SpecSavers....
obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx
Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x
Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!
Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles
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" yes - vwe is subjective - few men ever see a hard cock which isnt their own so is it the gals fault that they are telling the guys that they are vwe?
She should have gone to SpecSavers....
obviously if u have had sooo many gals saying yr vwe - then one has to believe it lol xxxx
Are you sure you never dreamt that?
you will have to educate me xxx
Would love to but I prefer younger guys....
now who is shallow?
ageist - that suprises me - check my verifys hun - then message me xx
Why does that make me shallow?
I am a 43 year old woman that prefers younger guys....sue me!
writing to lawyer now....
but we havent met, be shame not to meet for coffee when i am close - which i often am x
Wouldn't work because as I said.....I prefer to meet younger guys, and younger you ain't!
Ohhh come on now... be fair. If he can overlook a dress size or two in order to give some poor sole a sympathy shag, surely you can squint in a darkened room for a few minutes. Age ain't nothing but a number when you can't see the wrinkles
haha - moi? wrinkles? only on my ballsack lol
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nice 'stenders reference - like it
oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering
keep muttering - calms u down x"you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes | |||
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"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!
nice 'stenders reference - like it
oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering
keep muttering - calms u down x
you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes "do they go up to 32? thought that was a waist size | |||
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nice 'stenders reference - like it
oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering
keep muttering - calms u down x
you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes
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thought that was a waist size
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"only if your name is trevor and i can be mo !!!!!!
nice 'stenders reference - like it
oh and LMFAO @ Polo muttering
keep muttering - calms u down x
you need to calm polo down not me - am nice and calmly sewing labels in only think i am doing it wrong and sewing size 32 lables into my size 24 clothes
do they go up to 32?
thought that was a waist size
some dress sizes go up to a 40! "i need a new album lol 40 eek - size 20 each buttock? | |||
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"some dress sizes go up to a 40! "I was just reading about a woman who was a size 48 - and I thought I was big at a size 22-24!!
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"pssssttt Shona....... wanna swap size labels? " I dont have any big huge huffalump sizes anymore Laine hun I only have average sized clothes now
I lost all me huffalumpness with my new tablets
Anyway I seen you I cant pretend to be your size I would be found out and greenpeace would try to refloat me
Ohhhh I got a question tho - my youngest is 7 but her clothes say 5-6 does that mean she is a liar??
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"gis some of ya tabs "Peaches hun I only lost me hufalumpness cos I cant face eating anymore - not sure whats worse over eating or hubby asking asking telling telling shouting SHOUTING ohh and deciding what Im gonna eat, making it and saying eat or I will make you?!?!?!
Thing is everyone I have spoken to about them (Metformin) says the same thing you have this icky sicky feeling 
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"gis some of ya tabs
Peaches hun I only lost me hufalumpness cos I cant face eating anymore - not sure whats worse over eating or hubby asking asking telling telling shouting SHOUTING ohh and deciding what Im gonna eat, making it and saying eat or I will make you?!?!?!
Thing is everyone I have spoken to about them (Metformin) says the same thing you have this icky sicky feeling
Shona
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The biggest problem is I no longer feel hungry at all which is why Steven badgers me to eat or I would starve
And to make matters worse the smell of food cooking makes me wanna heave so when Steven cooks I go outside and wait til he says grubs up
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"Are they the ones you stick between your upper lip and teeth and let disolve?? If so they didnt work with me when I had gall stones and was taking nearly as many meds as I am now
The biggest problem is I no longer feel hungry at all which is why Steven badgers me to eat or I would starve
And to make matters worse the smell of food cooking makes me wanna heave so when Steven cooks I go outside and wait til he says grubs up
Shona
x x x "Shona these are tabs that you swallow and they did help me, I felt then much like you do now, usually taking the family out to eat cos I couldn't cook and I ate tiny kid portions but tried to eat more often throughout the day. xxx | |||
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you would think they had never heard such a request before
I will take a note of the anti sickness tablets Laine and ask me doc if I can try them, thank you for letting me know about them.
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14!" May be not if she reads this | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this "not this site teehee | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this "Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap. | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this
Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap. "well he cant have me - i am not bi | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this
not this site teehee"That you are aware of | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this
not this site teehee
That you are aware of "well i will report bk | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole" Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one ) | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )"There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot. | |||
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"im a 14..tho i buy a 16 so its loose fitting i have 14 sizes to tho so i take both size's with me on a meet 2 prove my size lol xxx"love to check em xx | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )
There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot. "plenty of mad people - both sexes | |||
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"ever noticed that when you meet a gal, the stated dress size doesnt seem to be correct? funny how everyone seems to put on a dress size just before thay meet me strange phenomenon eh? Not half as funny as the amount of guys that can make five inches into seven or eight....they really must learn to start measuring from the base of the cock instead of the edge of their arsehole Haha, that made me chuckle, I must admit there does seem a lot of so called massive cocks on here (in more ways than one )
There are lots of dreamers on here which means you hit the delete button a lot.
plenty of mad people - both sexes"Dreamers hunni are not mad just a little sad! | |||
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I can see any women you contact now, thinking they best not meet you as all you want to do is check what size they are | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this
Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap.
well he cant have me - i am not bi"So now you're calling him homosexual as well as stupid. Brave lad! | |||
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"meeting someone today will be interesting to see if she really is a 14! May be not if she reads this
Could turn out to be the Royal Marines PTI in a honeytrap.
well he cant have me - i am not bi
So now you're calling him homosexual as well as stupid. Brave lad! "Thats why he changed his age from mid 20's to 40! He is trying to hide from him lol | |||
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