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If your eyes or any other bodypart could talk

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

what would they be saying about you as a person?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that I am awesome or did I get that wrong ..........

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

My arse would be telling me to stand up more often. Spend too much time sat on it!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... "
Which part of your body is saying this?;-)

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My arse would be telling me to stand up more often. Spend too much time sat on it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My arse would be telling me to stand up more often. Spend too much time sat on it!"

That is almost word for word what I was going to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hands would say "put your bloody phone down I can't type any more"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My feet would tell me to get a different job.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

my cock would say nudge nudge .. oh it already does lol

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

My right hand would tell the left hand to mind its own business!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My hands would say "put your bloody phone down I can't type any more""
I think future generations will through evolutionary adaption have shorter fingers from all the texting their parents have done.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My feet would tell me to get a different job."
Listen to them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... Which part of your body is saying this?;-)"

my big gob

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"my cock would say nudge nudge .. oh it already does lol "
nudging is not a word.... sit in the naughty corner for that and come up with a new idea!!!!

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My right hand would tell the left hand to mind its own business! "
Nice one - lets hope they speak the same language

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My arse would say dont let me get fucked so hard

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Most of my parts would probably tell me to take better care of them and to treat them with more respect.

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"that I am awesome or did I get that wrong .......... Which part of your body is saying this?;-)

my big gob "

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"My arse would say dont let me get fucked so hard"

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By *phrodite OP   Woman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"Most of my parts would probably tell me to take better care of them and to treat them with more respect."

I can relate to that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently my eyes do talk and they say very very naughty things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes - just like people on a campsite, I'm intense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty certain my hand would ask me if I minded buying it dinner first once in a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes would say.."Trust me", although my cheeky grin would warn.."Dare you"?!!

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

my whole body would say exercise me more ...im not getting any younger and starting to fall apart !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hands would say "put your bloody phone down I can't type any more"I think future generations will through evolutionary adaption have shorter fingers from all the texting their parents have done. "

except men, they need long fingers to wank......or maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv"

would they tell you to stop looking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv

would they tell you to stop looking??"

God no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right hand might start telling my left hand what it is up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........) "

A ride on Santa's sleigh ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)

A ride on Santa's sleigh ? "

Its beginning to look a lot like ........... (sung at the top of my voice) ooooooo errrrrrrr they are all looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)

A ride on Santa's sleigh ? "

nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv

would they tell you to stop looking??

God no! "

they must be burning then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My eyes would give away all my secrets, and how much I perv

would they tell you to stop looking??

God no!

they must be burning then "

Yeah, burning with lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)

A ride on Santa's sleigh ?

nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle "

Get off your arse and go for a P then ha ha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

My pecs would be saying to my boobies, 'you get all the fun!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A part of me would say get off the sofa and go for a ............... (I am too much of a lady to describe the part and wot it needs to do .........)

A ride on Santa's sleigh ?

nope and don't make me laugh I might make a puddle

Get off your arse and go for a P then ha ha "

ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've beeen ..............

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

hope you didnt get pee on your shoes .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My belly would say 'get to the docs, and get looked at. You feeding me all wrong'.

Seems I can't get enough sugar in my system at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you didnt get pee on your shoes ."

I am a lady - I sit!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wrist would probably call me a wanker.

My lungs would just cough.

And my eyes would be asking me to stab them with a rusty spoon after the pics I've seen after some kind soul pointed me in a certain direction this evening!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My eyes say everything and they are not very tactful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hope you didnt get pee on your shoes .

I am a lady - I sit!!! "

I sit too...who pees standing??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think our cocks would say, 'where the fuck have you been putting me??'

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