FabSwingers.com forum: Piss up at mine

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IT'S A TRAP!!!

GET OUUUUUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager..."

Doritos???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What does one do at a Piss up? is it the same as water sports? I need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???"

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D"

no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What does one do at a Piss up? is it the same as water sports? I need to know"

have you been invited to one? I'd want clarification before I RSVP'd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D

no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv

I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D

no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv

I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol"

sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah man! I was just getting Twister and the baby lotion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D

no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv

Cos you forgot your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww shit

He's locked the fucking door too...

Right you climb my shoulders and get out the window, go call for help... and cigarettes and lager...

Doritos???

Yesh please... cheeseburger flavour if they have them, if not, you choose :D

no cheese, only original and stop looking up my skirt you perv

I was just making sure you were stable, one of my shoulders is lower than the other lol

sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down

You damaged goods, lady! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down

You damaged goods, lady! lol"

Just wait till you see what else she has made out of metal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry, that's my metal leg weighing you down

You damaged goods, lady! lol

Just wait till you see what else she has made out of metal

Typical, I made friends with Robodick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx"

Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx

Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???

Her. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx

Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???

Her. Xx"

Aaaand breathe out... hello lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx

Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???

Her. Xx

Aaaand breathe out... hello lol xx"

Hello x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hurry up with those doritoes... I think there are ghosts in here

Thats not a ghost its me stroking your leg xx

Oh thank fuck... wait... him or her???

Her. Xx"

he'll be along in a bit ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is the best party the host never came to EVER!!! hahaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

clang clang .. oops wrong leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello !!!! Is this party on !!? I'm all dressed up now !!!! And ready ! And I have booze

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We Had to Leave Early.. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"clang clang .. oops wrong leg "

Stop bragging xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OI!!! NO PISSING IN THE CORNER...

JUST BECAUSE NOBODY LIVES HERE...

SHEEE-ZUSS!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!!"

I think it was more of a piss take...

Right now the mysterious Mr Green is running away with all our weewee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was going to have a piss up at his but the mrs came home unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He was going to have a piss up at his but the mrs came home unexpectedly

Errmm... that must be the body we've been using as a coat pile...

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"I am so annoyed, I feel like you are all wasting my time, will someone explain to me is a piss up, the same as water sports, if you don't help me I will have to report you all!!!"

Not sure if classed as Watersports but Hubby was the winner in the pissing as high up as you can - on the Yukka-Plant competition..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We heard there is a party going on in here!!

Yeah let's get the shots lined up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could do with a good session right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the fu...

Who ate all the doritos?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Brushes Dorito crumbs off of her top and tries to look innocent....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's okay, I settled for cigarettes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok WHICH COMEDIAN LOCKED ME IN FUCKING CELLAR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok WHICH COMEDIAN LOCKED ME IN FUCKING CELLAR!!! "

peter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok WHICH COMEDIAN LOCKED ME IN FUCKING CELLAR!!!

peter

Has he not seen the Evil Dead?? And I got me metal leg wet, it's gonna go all rusty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I miss? Damn rohypnol... always me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What I miss? Damn rohypnol... always me..."

dunno but Bob left with a huge smile and a tube of KY in his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...tenses buttcheeks...

No, I'm good, he must have done the sofa again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still none the wiser, what a party, I should of cum earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're a fuckin mess, us lot, no wonder Jason disappeared hahahaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still none the wiser, what a party, I should of cum earlier

there was Doritos,beer and Rohypnol. You missed a banging night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!"

Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!

Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..

I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!

Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..

I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol"

Yeah.. Your Right - Now i Remember.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I share a taxi? I been mugged!

Thought it was A Custom For Liverpuddle ayens.. to be Mugged at Such Events..

I was always confused about that, according to 80's Tories and their new wave bumchums, we're supposed to be the muggers lol

Yeah.. Your Right - Now i Remember.. lol

I've even lived up to the stereotype when a cockney in northwest London called me a thieving Scouse cunt and that all Scousers were thieving cunts.

All the LOLs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sorry I do have a restaurant and it was something I was thinking about but just how to do it I wouldn't want to many people turning up there's only so much bubbly I can afford lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry I do have a restaurant and it was something I was thinking about but just how to do it I wouldn't want to many people turning up there's only so much bubbly I can afford lol "

Go home Mr Green, you're DRUNK! lol

You missed your own party btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss up=having a party and getting d*unk. No watersports (unless you're too d*unk and piss yourself)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not at all crazy knight just didn't want the placed wrecked but I'm thinking if it just a few like 25ish I cud live with that ur no far anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*knocks on door*

'oh good evening, I'm from the Jehovah's witnesseses and I was wondering if I might interest you....,. Oh! Ahem, I see you are all rather busy at the moment...... I'll call again when it's more convenient'

*sidles backwards towards the stairs*

'Sheeeeesh - bloody perverts'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not at all crazy knight just didn't want the placed wrecked but I'm thinking if it just a few like 25ish I cud live with that ur no far anyway "

Aaahhh it was a sneaky social experiment to see who'd wreck the place. Just so you know, I didn't knock your wife out, hump your couch or set fire to the toilet...

25 is an ample gathering, go for it. I'd have to miss out though as I dont drive and I'd only end up scaring people by staying sober

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Hold it right there ..................

No-one is getting outta here ..............

There's a couple of chicks on the way over with family bags of Doritos , 4 crates of White Lightening, 2 kilos of legal highs , 200 condoms...............no.........make that 600......................

A large quantity of Rhohypnol, poppers , ahem.........other stuff and 50 bottles of our best Lambrini.......................we are even inviting an intimate tattooist whose bringing with her 10 anal douches and 50 litres of lube .. .......

It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus, Medievalman...

200 condoms??? What are we doing, party balloons?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot the partridge in a pear tree

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right it's time to plan and it's going to be great I got a privet function room upstairs all ready for opening what better way than a warm up party

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

600............we gonna bomb the neighbours coming back from bingo..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"600............we gonna bomb the neighbours coming back from bingo..........

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hold it right there ..................

No-one is getting outta here ..............

It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy.

Legal highs?

And what woman's gonna take roofies?

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Hold it right there ..................

No-one is getting outta here ..............

It's only 8.20pm...........................so paaaaarrrrrrtttttttyyyyyyyy.

Legal highs?

And what woman's gonna take roofies? "

All of 'em ........................anally.

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