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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In the vain of Rogers profanesaurus can everyone write some definitions for swingers terms - the best we heard so far was

1. Greedy Girls Night - when the bbw's break into Greggs.

(Thanks Kitty)

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance


"In the vain of Rogers profanesaurus can everyone write some definitions for swingers terms - the best we heard so far was

1. Greedy Girls Night - when the bbw's break into Greggs.

(Thanks Kitty)"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Single Guy' - Lowest of the Low

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

No single males - I rule the rost and my wife/partner does as I say. Single females are ok though.

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

honest cheater-- happy to tell everyone else ya cheating but not to the person it matters lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Honest couple - unless I can meet you with my other half knowing

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

not worried about age or size .....

desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

professional......just finished signing on!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adventurous - likes bareback sex

Risky - likes bareback sex in groups

Kinky - rides a horse bareback

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Filthy… requires soap.

Filthy fun… will not shower prior to meet.

Outdoor filthy fun… won't mind if you are laying down in cow shit.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"NO TIMEWASTERS PLEASE" ... only contact me if you are going to say "yes"

Sick of timewasters... I take rejection badly.

Sick of all these fakes... my belief that everyone should be gagging to shag me at the drop of a hat really does make me gullible...and I still take rejection badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am VWE" = I am insecure and think that the only think that will attract is the size of my cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

1) I like laughter - when you see my face most people have the same reaction or hide behind the sofa.

2) I get along with anybody - I am desperate

3) messages must be sent to both parties - although I am minging and she is only sleeping with me for my bank account I expect you to be in the same position so at least I can guarantee she wont leave me

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

'Hung' often used in username......I do a lot of wanking so think I've streched it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'Hung' often used in username......I do a lot of wanking so think I've streched it. "

thought that was the last Alexander

McQueen range oooops

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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7" - 5 "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"7" - 5 ""

pmsl

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Smokes, but won't meet smokers - Shag my partner but no way are you bumming my fags!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Smokes, but won't meet smokers - Shag my partner but no way are you bumming my fags!"

Now that's funny

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By *eviousLiasonsCouple
over a year ago

Travelling

"Single" - I will be if she finds out...

"Married" - but not to each other...

"Seperated" - she works nights

"BBW" - big beached whale

"Long stayer" - wont fuck off no matter how many hints you drop

"Young looking" - to a 90 year old maybe!

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good


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"BBW" - big beached whale

"

ohhhhh brave man high five LOL

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"

"BBW" - big beached whale

ohhhhh brave man high five LOL "

Lies it's Big Busty Weebles

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

discretion is a must - don't phone/text in case the wife answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Our Club welcomes single males"

- Just give us your cash!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

BBM - Big Bellied Monkey

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

No single males - I rule the rost (roost) and my wife/partner does as I say. Single females are ok though. = Help, I am not getting meets and I am trying to shame you into meeting me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can accommodate - the wife's serving in Afghanistan and she's not due back for four months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

"BBW" - big beached whale

ohhhhh brave man high five LOL

Lies it's Big Busty Weebles"

OI when I use bbw I mean Big Beached Whale just hide me when Greenpeace is about

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hardened swinger = May require viagra?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"size doesnt matter" - i'm a bucket fanny anyway, so no, it doesnt matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am up for anything: Will take what I can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be well endowed and very thick - no tread left on the tyres

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By *1dKingColeMan
over a year ago

east london


"must be well endowed and very thick - no tread left on the tyres"

Or more money than sense and pay all hotel costs.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Prefer girth to length......likes short fat blokes

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