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By *ottsguy44 OP   Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

a salesman knocks on a door and a ten year old boy answers with a lit cigar in one hand a glass of whiskey in the other hand and a copy of penthouse magazine under one arm

the salesman asks "is your mum or dad in?" the little boy answers " what do you fucking think?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend Carlos had his car nicked from work last week.

Now we just call him Los.

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

I got home on Monday to find someone had posted a Jamaican through my letter box on Tuesday it was a Nigerian and on Wednesday I found a Somalian I think someones blackmailing me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a black man at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There once was a black man at work"

Are you Jim Davidson????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First line of a limerick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in the pub with my girlfriend last night when she said, "Can I ask you a question?" "Sure babe," I replied,stroking her hair."What is it?" "Why are you with me?" She asked.I said,"Because I love you." She said,"I know,but this is the ladies toilets and I'm trying to have a shit."

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