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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

Need to workout more then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!

Need to workout more then

Anytime Minnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!

Need to workout more then

Anytime Minnie

Just hide that gnome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a single night storage heater costs about £23 to have on for 8 hours at night, even on economy 7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

that's not useless info, i'm taking notes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One complete male ejaculate only contains one calorie.

Cant wait for next weight watchers meeting

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Honey doesn't ever go off.

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"One complete male ejaculate only contains one calorie.

Cant wait for next weight watchers meeting

lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal humans neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!

that's not useless info, i'm taking notes

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nursery rhymes lie.ive never seen a cow jump over the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a single night storage heater costs about £23 to have on for 8 hours at night, even on economy 7"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic

I love that. I'm going to try and remember it. Maybe I need to get out more often

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic

You said arse twice.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sea otters actually live in trees

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The longest place name still in use is: Taumatawhakatangihangaoauauotam-eteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokai-whenu a kitanatahu - a New Zealand hill.

and breathe.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Loving it, we are all so............educated!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"Loving it, we are all so............educated!"

Nope...just very good as using Google hahaha!! Nice thread Jules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

Blimey am I using up ten whole calories everytime I have sex??

Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal humans neck.

very nice

all the ladies are imaging the size of kens cock

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"a single night storage heater costs about £23 to have on for 8 hours at night, even on economy 7"

Jesus, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic

You know some strange shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

matches sizzle when there wet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The average human penis while erect is the same length as two Argos pens.

I'm no longer welcome in Argos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if all the humans on the planet linked arms they would go round the earth twice over however i would be more concerned about the poor sods who have to stand in the oceans to make it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what tastes better a bacon and egg sandwich or a egg and bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if all the humans on the planet linked arms they would go round the earth twice over however i would be more concerned about the poor sods who have to stand in the oceans to make it happen "

Was thinking the same thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"if all the humans on the planet linked arms they would go round the earth twice over however i would be more concerned about the poor sods who have to stand in the oceans to make it happen

Was thinking the same thing "

great minds

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The Blue Whale has an average penis length of 8 feet. I don't know whether that is measured in Sky remotes or Lynx cans.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal humans neck.

very nice

all the ladies are imaging the size of kens cock

last time I looked he didn't have one.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel stuck in a rut at this moment in time..FACT!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

Good excuse for an orgy then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loving it, we are all so............educated!

Nope...just very good as using Google hahaha!! Nice thread Jules

Its daves thread bamers...yep I let him loose on here hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

That's really not very much, half an hour of jogging burns around 400.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning containing arsenic

You know some strange shit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!

That's really not very much, half an hour of jogging burns around 400."

I know which id prefer xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rocky mountain oysters are NOT in fact oysters - they're cooked bullocks testes.

Colonial goose is not a meal of goose - it's actually a roasted lamb dish

(both courtesy of bbc4 Only Connect programme! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey doesn't ever go off.

mine did, with some hairy fucker. i'm ok now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

last summer I lost 1 and a half stone in 6 weeks just by having a lot of sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rocky mountain oysters are NOT in fact oysters - they're cooked bullocks testes.

Ewwww, teach me to read Fabs whilst i'm having my tea, ewwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Most lipstick contains fish scales

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey doesn't ever go off.

mine did, with some hairy fucker. i'm ok now though. "

Update, lol, i lost 14 stone through sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"
i lost 4lbs this week ....is it more calories if you hsve rough sex or the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Durex were a sponsor in F1 a few years ago their slogan was :

The crowd stopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey doesn't ever go off.

mine did, with some hairy fucker. i'm ok now though. U

Update, lol, i lost 14 stone throukgh sex.

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well done you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Alaska it is illegal to shoot at a moose from the window of an airplane or other flying vehicle

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times

Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair

The human feet perspire half a pint of fluid a day

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dr Kelloggs invented Kelloggs cornflakes in the hope that it would reduce masturbation! ......... Really!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The British curry industry is worth more than £2.5bn. So if we eat more curries we'll soon be out a recession.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" If Barbie were life-size her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal humans neck.

very nice

all the ladies are imaging the size of kens cock

last time I looked he didn't have one.....

i don't think barbie has a fangita either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Most lipstick contains fish scales

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

not only beautiful but also the owner of a font of knowledge (shite)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish do not grow to the size of the tank they still grow to there intended size

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

No word in the English language rhymes with ..............month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 50 Pence piece circa 1969 is worth £2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Most lipstick contains fish scales

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

not only beautiful but also the owner of a font of knowledge (shite)

Have you seen who I have as a FB - is it any wonder I know random shite?!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Giraffes are mute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone has one, whats yours?

Sex burns 360 calories an hour!"

No wonder I get hungry after a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No word in the English language rhymes with ..............month

What about 'funf' ? as in........'she pulled her knickers aside n showed me her funf '

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Most lipstick contains fish scales

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

not only beautiful but also the owner of a font of knowledge (shite)

Have you seen who I have as a FB - is it any wonder I know random shite?!

Hahaha xx

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

It's illegal to die in the House of Parliament due to the fact it's a royal palace, if you were to die you would be entitled to a state funeral.

It's also illegal to wear a suit of armour as it's a peaceful place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Michelin man is known as Mr. Bib. His name was Bibendum in the company’s first ads in 1896

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper

The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched"

Most lipstick contains fish scales

You share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak

Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children

not only beautiful but also the owner of a font of knowledge (shite)

Have you seen who I have as a FB - is it any wonder I know random shite?!

well that explains it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs have four noses

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Elephants can't jump. I learnt that from fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is legal to shoot a welshman coming over the british border with a bow and arrow at midnight on a serton day of the month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It is legal to shoot a welshman coming over the british border with a bow and arrow at midnight on a serton day of the month"
you dont spell certain like that. fact .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a single night storage heater costs about £23 to have on for 8 hours at night, even on economy 7"

Wrong. Sorry.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

The 'two fingers' originate from the First world war when the French would Cut those two fingers off from of british bowmen!

True or false?

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over a year ago

"The 'two fingers' originate from the First world war when the French would Cut those two fingers off from of british bowmen!

True or false?"

true

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"The 'two fingers' originate from the First world war when the French would Cut those two fingers off from of british bowmen!

True or false?"

No, it originates from Agincourt. It was the British who cut the two fingers off the French archers, hence the English 'flicking V' sign.

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"The 'two fingers' originate from the First world war when the French would Cut those two fingers off from of british bowmen!

True or false?

No, it originates from Agincourt. It was the British who cut the two fingers off the French archers, hence the English 'flicking V' sign. "

Damn you Steve!!! Always right Lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like to put two fingers up a French lady

That's a fact!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I've been to both Azincourt and Crechy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Useless fact - in need of a wee !

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"I've been to both Azincourt and Crechy.

You mean Agincourt et Crecy don't you?

As for the two fingers...they are welcome anytime

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I've been to both Azincourt and Crechy.

You mean Agincourt et Crecy don't you?

As for the two fingers...they are welcome anytime

Yes, sorry and make that the full kitkat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am confused

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I am confused

You have to pour water on the tea bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The 'two fingers' originate from the First world war when the French would Cut those two fingers off from of british bowmen!

True or false?

No, it originates from Agincourt. It was the British who cut the two fingers off the French archers, hence the English 'flicking V' sign. "

i stand corrected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whilst telling a lie, people tend to look up and to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am confused

You have to pour water on the tea bag!

that's not correctly true u missed out a word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

useless fact.. manners cost nothing

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By *rnycpl2705Couple
over a year ago

Killin

The most expensive tea in the world is tieguanyin......it costs $1500/ lb

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