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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

goes to work with a bar of hard liquorice toffee and no toffee hammer to break it with?

Cue 5 minutes trying to saw it into bite sized segments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this word

Not heard or used it for so long

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I doubt you're wearing stilettos to work today? Cos you coulda used the heel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What word? Segment?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.

Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

btw i love the word nincompoop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.

Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look "

you are soo common x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in the fridge for half an hour and then slam it between door and frame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just go bigger.....a 32oz ball pein or a 3lb lump hammer should do the job.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I think I have burnt more calories sawing this thing into segments than what I will get back when I eat it. All I can say is that this had better be bloody good toffee after all this exercise.

Gadzooks, the last time I worked up such a sweat was when I saw there was a sale on in New Look "

Of you lose a filling you'll be furious!

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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you are soo common x"

I'll have you know it takes a lot of effort to look this cheap

If I lose a filling, I'll be so gutted. Everytime I go to my dentists I end up with a filling. I'm sure my dentist's pension portfolio just has a picture of me in it

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you actually have a toffee hammer?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Do you actually have a toffee hammer?

"

Yes. 3 miles away at home on the cd stand next to the Hamsters who are probably using it to threaten the dog with. Ideally it would be here with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you just ram it all in your mouth at once?

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By *inaTitz OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Why don't you just ram it all in your mouth at once? "

I love a really big mouthful and big and black is always nice and I'm sure something big, black and tasting of liquorice would be a bonus, but cripes, my gob isn't as big as people believe. Honestly!

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