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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

STARTED THIS IN SCOTLAND ROOM, LETS SEE HOW DIFFERENT IT GETS.

AS SHE GAZED INTO HIS EYES , SHE WHISPERED SOFTLY.......

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You are a beautiful dog

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

who's bark is so soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

with nuts like a pedigree staffie

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

and the cutest nose

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

You want to go walkies?

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By *aughty_kittyWoman
over a year ago

finger licking good

that gets a bit wet sometimes!!!! naughty doggy

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

specially if it's raining

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

But I digress, I am really waiting for the dustmen to arrive!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

You?. Digress?, Never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dustman arrives a hot 26 yr old from northants (T789)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then he collapse and is unable to perform again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

then she pinches herself as sadly its not true he can perform with great stamina

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

but cums in seconds

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

she then decides a younger man isnt for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes....."
a better looking yorkshire man who ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ..."

Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ...

Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit......"
but he then undressed to reveal a shining bronzed torso, and said ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the 26yo dustman is thrown into the scrapheap and along comes.....a better looking yorkshire man who ...

Looks like a plonker in a Morris Dancer outfit......but he then undressed to reveal a shining bronzed torso, and said ..."

Do you understand the offside rule??....

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By *zMaleMan
over a year ago

penzance

No but I know how to f**k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but I know how to f**k"

which is a shame, because in an ironic twist on 70's porn, we were actually looking for a plumber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodgit & Scarper, at your service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

any chance you could just tinker with my pipes?

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'll be up your flue in a minute or two!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

And whilst all this happened the dog sat down in the middle of the livingroom, lifted his back legs and wiped his arse across the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And whilst all this happened the dog sat down in the middle of the livingroom, lifted his back legs and wiped his arse across the carpet."

Which is a very astute comment from a dog, most 70's porn plumbers rarely got much plumbing completed to a satisfactory "corgi" approved level, hence

~~ "arsewipes" canine comment, the smart dog then ~~~

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Which reminded her that she had forgotten the worm tablets yet again as she was on her knees scrubbing the skid marks off the new cream shag pile.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which had her contemplating her long lost youth... shag... hmmm shagging.... HMMMMM...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the dog got a very very worried look in it's eyes

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

It was a stubborn stain so she stopped for a cup of tea and a biscuit. She dunked her oat crunch in her tea, watching hot liquid drip from it as she opened her mouth and teased the drips from the biscuit with her tongue before realising… may be she should have worn gloves for cleaning the carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the dog got a very very worried look in it's eyes

..and then checked Google Maps and gulped.... "Fuck! I'm in Wales!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was a stubborn stain so she stopped for a cup of tea and a biscuit. She dunked her oat crunch in her tea, watching hot liquid drip from it as she opened her mouth and teased the drips from the biscuit with her tongue before realising… may be she should have worn gloves for cleaning the carpet."

Ewwwwwwww, then

, then ewwwwww again, then

, then more

, then a touch of ewwwww again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The plumber took the dog for a walk, while they were gone her thoughts drifted towards ~~

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"The plumber took the dog for a walk, while they were gone her thoughts drifted towards ~~ "
the spare bedroom, it was in dire need of decorating, she decided.............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to ask the gorgeous blonde voluptious 25 year old nymphomaniac twin sisters she knew if they could do some painting 'n' decorating with payment in "kind"

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"to ask the gorgeous blonde voluptious 25 year old nymphomaniac twin sisters she knew if they could do some painting 'n' decorating with payment in "kind" "
they said they were busy as wax had called them, she sighed a melancholy sigh and then .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

decided to unlock the gimp from his cage for a little while, as she got the cattle prod ready she remembered ~~

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"decided to unlock the gimp from his cage for a little while, as she got the cattle prod ready she remembered ~~ "
she hadnt taken her pill!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

She looked worried as she shouted... where's the fucking plumber got to with my dog!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She looked worried as she shouted... where's the fucking plumber got to with my dog!"

Just at that moment she heard nioses from outside, as she looked out the curtains she saw an RSPCA van the plumber, the dog, and the man in the RSPCA uniform attempting to get a collar on the plumbers van~~~ it was a corgi registered van

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