FabSwingers.com forum: night shift

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Back on them ... and my first one is with ... the woman who barely speaks english again this time she has thoroughly pissed me off and i wish to clout her one.... anyone know a way of hitting her without me losing my job

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

trip up accidental like and land on her well saves you getting hurt not ur fault you were carrying a freshly made coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let her irritate you or the night be very long x she probably wishes she could speak to you better too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Trying not to, however she asked me to do hoovering so i did it no problem and then she called me over and said i hadnt done it. Obviously i was bit insulted but said no problem if you dont think its done properly then i will go over it again. She took the hoover off me and then said i dont see why you cant do it like i do. Takes the piss and i know how to hoover .... the temptation to hit her with the hoover pipe was strong

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

resist the temptation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"resist the temptation

Shes asleep atm

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Does she piss you off all the time? I'm going back onto Nights tomorrow and looking forward to seeing which of the muppets I'm lumbered with

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By *istress_L-CaptainCouple
over a year ago

Southport

"Back on them ... and my first one is with ... the woman who barely speaks english again this time she has thoroughly pissed me off and i wish to clout her one.... anyone know a way of hitting her without me losing my job

I know that feeling. You could 'accidentally' trip her up so she falls flat on her face!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does she piss you off all the time? I'm going back onto Nights tomorrow and looking forward to seeing which of the muppets I'm lumbered with

Everytime i work with her she will make remarks on how i work which pisses me off abit but its manageable normally but tonight she hasnt stopped

The other thing thats pissed me off is that i swapped a shift for her as she said she had family matters going on on that day and she didnt want to do the night shift. Now i had things for that day aswell to do with family but figured as its night shift id swap and let her go with it now wishing i hadnt bothered

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Laxatives in her coffee. She'll have other things to worry about rather than hassling you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laxatives in her coffee. She'll have other things to worry about rather than hassling you.

i like it .... now to get hold of some laxatives

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Always the same,, you swap shifts for their convenience and they are never gratefull, piss-taking tw@s

laxatives is the way ahead..

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Laxatives in her coffee. She'll have other things to worry about rather than hassling you.

i like it .... now to get hold of some laxatives

Optrex eye drops. Couple of drops in a drink....

You let her sleep after pissing you off on nights? That's very kind of you!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I dread to think what Optrex does in a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laxatives in her coffee. She'll have other things to worry about rather than hassling you.

i like it .... now to get hold of some laxatives

Optrex eye drops. Couple of drops in a drink....

You let her sleep after pissing you off on nights? That's very kind of you!

Didnt exactly let her sleep ... shes my senior for the night so cant really be me telling her off ... however i did wake her up when i opened my sweets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just keep whistling the same wee tune over and over again. That usually drives people insane lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

noisy sweet wrappers? lol, how innocent

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By *uy4couplesMan
over a year ago

south kent

so what dose optre do in a drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just keep whistling the same wee tune over and over again. That usually drives people insane lol

I cant whistle tunes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just keep whistling the same wee tune over and over again. That usually drives people insane lol

I cant whistle tunes

Then sing jingle bells

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

as long as you can whistle, it doesn't have to be in tune.. that is even more annoying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

Ok but turn the office cameras off, been caught like that before, shagging in the office on nights. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

Ok but turn the office cameras off, been caught like that before, shagging in the office on nights. xxx"

No cameras where i work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

Ok but turn the office cameras off, been caught like that before, shagging in the office on nights. xxx

No cameras where i work

Shame your the other end of the country, been a while since ive had an all nighter lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

Ok but turn the office cameras off, been caught like that before, shagging in the office on nights. xxx

No cameras where i work

Shame your the other end of the country, been a while since ive had an all nighter lol xxx

wouldnt be an all nighter .... kickout time would be about half 5

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

aren't you the lucky one to not be covered by cctv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"aren't you the lucky one to not be covered by cctv

Yep

dont think they will be installing cctv anytime soon either

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

make the most of it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swear she is getting lazier

Ive answered all the buzzers and shes just sat there :-@ fed up now .... someone come entertain me

Ok but turn the office cameras off, been caught like that before, shagging in the office on nights. xxx

No cameras where i work

Shame your the other end of the country, been a while since ive had an all nighter lol xxx

wouldnt be an all nighter .... kickout time would be about half 5

Yeah i can do that lol xx

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx"

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got up cos I can't sleep, but at work in 2 hrs so not all bad

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol"

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x"

To the motorway services lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

To the motorway services lol"

Blimey you don't forget lol xx

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

To the motorway services lol

Blimey you don't forget lol xx"

Elephants never do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

To the motorway services lol

Blimey you don't forget lol xx

Elephants never do

Learnt something new lol

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By *azzaahhWoman
over a year ago

north wales / chester

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

To the motorway services lol

Blimey you don't forget lol xx

Elephants never do

Learnt something new lol "

Well they do say a lesson learnt every day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here. .been ages since posted on night shift thread. But only 3 hrs to go zx

Was wondering where you been hiding lol

New job in march hunny.. no nights ...but they were stuck tonight so I kindly offered lol

Your a star, always willing to go the extra mile lol x

To the motorway services lol

Blimey you don't forget lol xx

Elephants never do

Learnt something new lol

Well they do say a lesson learnt every day "

May I enrol in your class please

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By *hoenixcouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"so what dose optre do in a drink"

Sorry late reply. A couple of drops of Optrex eye drops in a drink is a very effective laxative so I'm told.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"so what dose optre do in a drink

Sorry late reply. A couple of drops of Optrex eye drops in a drink is a very effective laxative so I'm told."

can you taste it giving me ideas now for the lazy cow i have to work with on nights

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