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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland

Suppose that depends which head you have been targetting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

think it might have to be the first one within reach lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

What's with da text chatting minx!!

( trying to think if we have promised you something )

Nope think we are in the clear.... Yeah bosh them one

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"think it might have to be the first one within reach lol "
Suppose the larger of the two would be the easier target?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a promise is a promise

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

probably the biggest word in the OED..

promise..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"think it might have to be the first one within reach lol Suppose the larger of the two would be the easier target? "

yeah but when did I do things the easy way?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a promise is a promise"

now that's how I see it

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

give me hard any day....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

People who don't keep promises are rotten bounders

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

If i'm promised anything to do with pancakes again there will be a death by missing sexual organs!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

If i'm promised anything to do with pancakes again there will be a death by missing sexual organs!! "

haha that definitely would be a sexual injury then ........... do tell what happened with your pancake experience

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

If i'm promised anything to do with pancakes again there will be a death by missing sexual organs!!

haha that definitely would be a sexual injury then ........... do tell what happened with your pancake experience "

Put it this way, dont trust a bloke who NEVER gives you breakfast (of any form!) when he brings you pancakes as a breakfast in bed - they're out of date!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A promise means nothing until it is delivered.

Pancakes is my code word for sex. If I'm promised pancakes and it's not delivered then I get a bit cross but I haven't injured anyone yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

nah.....would serve them right

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

if you make pancakes .. why is the first one always rubbish

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

nah.....would serve them right "

You're back! I was busy over the weekend and when I came on and searched for a Felix Dexter thread it was not there. I feel that is a promise unfilled.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"if you make pancakes .. why is the first one always rubbish "

I thought it was a rule of pancake making- throw the first one away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have been working away from home this past few weeks......with a few more to go so not been around much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy "

I lurve pancakes .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes ....... "

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes .......

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's "

I think someone should open a pancake store

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes .......

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's

I think someone should open a pancake store "

You do know there are lots of them out there? Well, around here that's true.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

no .. eat the first one and give all the others to your guests

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

This thread is a lot of crepe........

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Promises are comfort to a fool..just saying lol

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Promises are comfort to a fool..just saying lol "

Deep misscheeky x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This thread is a lot of crepe........"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes .......

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's

I think someone should open a pancake store

You do know there are lots of them out there? Well, around here that's true.

"

no I don't - what are they called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cant bash them round the head, verbals are usually enough I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

No!"

would u care to elaborate or wanna stick with just that

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes .......

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's

I think someone should open a pancake store

You do know there are lots of them out there? Well, around here that's true.

no I don't - what are they called "

Around here they have the name of the establishment and the word creperie. America has IHOP although I don't know how international a pancake can get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hmmm pancakes are yummmy

I lurve pancakes .......

Best pancakes ever were Mr Whimpy's

I think someone should open a pancake store

You do know there are lots of them out there? Well, around here that's true.

no I don't - what are they called

Around here they have the name of the establishment and the word creperie. America has IHOP although I don't know how international a pancake can get.

"

we dont have anything like that here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a woman of my word.. if i say i will do something i will.

Manners cost nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

I am scared, never realised you love clouting the head lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

I am scared, never realised you love clouting the head lol"

did u promise pancakes? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

I am scared, never realised you love clouting the head lol

did u promise pancakes? lol

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I have the pancake mix lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

I am scared, never realised you love clouting the head lol

did u promise pancakes? lol

I have the pancake mix lol "

oooooo your definitely safe then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a difference between somebody wanting pancakes and the other party actually promising them.

Just thought I would point that out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who don't keep promises are rotten bounders "

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I would never promise pancakes as I can't stand them...but if they're being used as a codename for sex then that's a different story

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

It all depends if the pancake is still in the pan when you hit them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There is a difference between somebody wanting pancakes and the other party actually promising them.

Just thought I would point that out "

really - enlighten me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking ..............

It all depends if the pancake is still in the pan when you hit them! "

I am not cooking the pancakes lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would never promise pancakes as I can't stand them...but if they're being used as a codename for sex then that's a different story "

no in this instance pancakes are pancakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pancakes are off the menu

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pancakes are off the menu"

oh this week too!!!!! nothing new there then

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"by someone on here and it doesnt materialise - ie pancakes and u clout em round the head - would that be considered a sexual injury if they get hurt? only asking .............. "

If you swat the other party with ya pan minx, careful you Don t want your pan stuck on someone elses head now do ya minxie,,?

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By *ucsparkMan
over a year ago

dudley

So I been looking on line at kevlar jacket and riot helmets, can not believe how much they cost.

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