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battle of the wits !

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

who wants to start?

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

i'm open to pm if that's the way u roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Begin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow burner this one!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Slow burner this one!"
sorry was on the phone rodney

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

first impressions i was going to say del but then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yawn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battle of the shits more like

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

i was hoping on something good so i could work off that

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By *MOOTH AND ROUGHCouple
over a year ago

tamworth

I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

not sure if that deserves a reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on man, salvage your thread!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Yawn "
oh it leather! i though you were a storm topper

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Come on man, salvage your thread! "
bare with is! alcohol has been consumed your next by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on man, salvage your thread! bare with is! alcohol has been consumed your next by the way"

I'm next to be consumed? Are you Cthulhu?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to watch some paint dry

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

you can't change the laws of physics! gravity is going to start pulling that ass towards your ankles

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Off to watch some paint dry "
will that be the back of the bus you painted you perv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn oh it leather! i though you were a storm topper "

Storm troopers are mostly white. I have black leathers on. Hmmmmm I like your thinking

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

The word 'half' appears to be missing from the title thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the random thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came (not THAT way) looking for a multiple of wit and found a multiple of twit

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Yawn oh it leather! i though you were a storm topper

Storm troopers are mostly white. I have black leathers on. Hmmmmm I like your thinking "

your not my father

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day "
i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused ? !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite"

or sober!!!!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"The word 'half' appears to be missing from the title thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This wasn't painful to read at all :/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word 'half' appears to be missing from the title thread"

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!"

full paid up member of the monday club

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club"

Buckfast???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank goodness for this thread, I was beginning to think I was the only sane person on the forum.

Keep it up.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee

newcastle brown ale for me today

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Thank goodness for this thread, I was beginning to think I was the only sane person on the forum.

Keep it up."

thats what you take the wee blue tablet for

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???"

buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee"

Deep fried mars bar?

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Deep fried mars bar?"

seems top have more wit

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?"
'smooth and ruff' i once had sex that sounded just like that. started shagging against the back door ended up scraping my knees on the harling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As your fellow Scot Duncan Bannatyne would say......"I'm oot"! This OP sucks like a whore on overtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yawn oh it leather! i though you were a storm topper

Storm troopers are mostly white. I have black leathers on. Hmmmmm I like your thinking your not my father"

Thank Feck I'm not.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Yawn oh it leather! i though you were a storm topper

Storm troopers are mostly white. I have black leathers on. Hmmmmm I like your thinking your not my father

Thank Feck I'm not. "

i wouldn't let my dad go out in a suit from asda

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee"

Dundee. That explains a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would seem that if wit was shit he would be constipated !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has he passed out cuddling his bottle of white lightning?

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! "

has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! "

has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! "

Don't class all the same, some of us actually drink out of proper wine glasses and drink something other than buck fast and light whitening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day. "

Nope it hasn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread!

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

Nope it hasn't "

thats unusual god normally sees fit to piss down upon you

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread! "
my cock comes first my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The word 'half' appears to be missing from the title thread"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread! my cock comes first my friend"

Only just though. His nose is a few millimetres behind.

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread! my cock comes first my friend

Only just though. His nose is a few millimetres behind."

the best one so far, keep them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

Nope it hasn't thats unusual god normally sees fit to piss down upon you"

You say that like you know where I live. You obviously don't bit poor with the wit your showing yourself and all us scots up

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread! my cock comes first my friend

Only just though. His nose is a few millimetres behind. the best one so far, keep them up"

its just another appendage iv'e got that you haven't

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By *uppy Conqueror OP   Man
over a year ago

dundee


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

Nope it hasn't thats unusual god normally sees fit to piss down upon you

You say that like you know where I live. You obviously don't bit poor with the wit your showing yourself and all us scots up "

like i said in a earlier post i need something to work off, and your contributions have been outstanding! cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

get this comedian off the stage he has died on his feet booooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the random thread of the day i was needing a laugh but i think the company is maybe to polite

or sober!!!!full paid up member of the monday club

Buckfast???buckfast more a west of scotland drink! we have more class here in dundee

Dundee. That explains a lot! has it been raining your way all day? suns been splitting the pevement here all day.

Nope it hasn't thats unusual god normally sees fit to piss down upon you

You say that like you know where I live. You obviously don't bit poor with the wit your showing yourself and all us scots up like i said in a earlier post i need something to work off, and your contributions have been outstanding! cheers "

Thanks shame I can't say the same about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Looks like he left on the banter bus? AWOL on your own thread! my cock comes first my friend

Only just though. His nose is a few millimetres behind. the best one so far, keep them upits just another appendage iv'e got that you haven't"

Another!!!! Jeez how many extra appendages have you got? Was you brought up in a nuclear power station????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is a battle of wits not supposed to be sharp comments and not just random insults?

dont come to a sword fight carrying a butter knife, fella.

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