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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

What's this obsession with Squirting? It leaves a mess on the sheets. You then have to wash them, using valuable resources. No wonder the world is buggered, too many people washing cum of sheets.

I may set up a Dexter style kill room if I meet a squirter.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm with you on this one. Too much cleaning involved with squirting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just use them as a novelty fountain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this obsession with Squirting? It leaves a mess on the sheets. You then have to wash them, using valuable resources. No wonder the world is buggered, too many people washing cum of sheets.

I may set up a Dexter style kill room if I meet a squirter. "

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I have met some squirters in my time and your so right they make a huge mess I on the other hand am not one so save myself a lot of hassle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sooner a guy give men a real orgasum not a novelty one

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"sooner a guy give men a real orgasum not a novelty one "

THIS with bells on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sooner a guy give men a real orgasum not a novelty one "
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I always read your posts you make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you position your mouth in the right place you can catch the majority of said "squirt" and the remainder may land on your chest and shoulders

On a side note, The Dexter finale was pretty pants...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit of a squirter. I do warm the people I meet. Extra towels etc needed. Left a few meets with the guys stripping the bed and on occasions turning the mattress over. Oops sorry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Surely if people squirt and know this they would carry a shower curtain to a meet ..

dont people prepare at all. ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my sheets get messy enough with all the lube i have to use, as well as cum stains.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems squirting has become outlawed ...lol.....it's origin and unique respect has been tainted by this site and become an obsessed trait by both sexes .....I no longer see the purpose in its benefits ....think I may retire that attribute/skill from my repertoire ...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like squirters. It is something different and I like different. However, it doesn't feel so great if you get caught in the firing line and are busy trying to perform whilst at the back of your mind, you are thinking, 'this top will have to go in the wash as soon as I get in...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a girl who was a squirter, add that to the huge amount of fake ran she had lathered herself in and it ruined my duvet cover and stained the mattress as the fake tan was soaked up by it.

After she had gone I noticed the fake tan had rubbed off on my sofa too so I had to get that cleaned too

Wouldn't meet another squirter again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to squirt just to see what all the fuss is about. Shame it's not possible to turn it on and off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"my sheets get messy enough with all the lube i have to use, as well as cum stains."

I can get you a good deal on gallon drums of glide 'n' slide. My supplier gives discounts for us old ladies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love to meet one xx hint hint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away "

Do you travel ? Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been known to squirt/gush, only occasionaly though, but when it does happen, I can't control it. I usually meet ay mine anyway, so any cleaning is mine. Never had anyone complain about it, the few people I've done it with have loved it...

I'm not fussed either way...

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

Lol you worry about just washing the sheets.

I'll worry about avoiding those determined to stick their fingers everywhere and roughly to get it happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree, i am a gusher(although only my partner has made me so far) its annoying and inconvenient, so much so that when we have sex away from our very protected bed i try not get in the position that makes it happen as its the only chance i have of controlling it.It often makes me too wet to comfortably carry on...its really not the be all and end all some think! x

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By * n zCouple
over a year ago

leamington spa


"What's this obsession with Squirting? It leaves a mess on the sheets. You then have to wash them, using valuable resources. No wonder the world is buggered, too many people washing cum of sheets.

I may set up a Dexter style kill room if I meet a squirter. "

The obsession is that some of us ladies love it because it feels amazing.........and any non selfish guy would love to please a lady like that for the sake of a few wet sheets !

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol you worry about just washing the sheets.

I'll worry about avoiding those determined to stick their fingers everywhere and roughly to get it happen "

This is why I hate having yo warn people, some just take it as a warning, "ok, I might get wet...", others seem to think it's a challenge, to see how rough and fast they can move their fingers, several times I've had to ask guys to stop (and leave) after they've given my noon friction burns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....hence i like meeting in hotels. Not that i'm lazy but i love a good mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's this obsession with Squirting? It leaves a mess on the sheets. You then have to wash them, using valuable resources. No wonder the world is buggered, too many people washing cum of sheets.

I may set up a Dexter style kill room if I meet a squirter.

The obsession is that some of us ladies love it because it feels amazing.........and any non selfish guy would love to please a lady like that for the sake of a few wet sheets !

A"

Not sure my single bed could facilitate all the moving around lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away

Do you travel ? Hahahaha "

do you take a strap on??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol you worry about just washing the sheets.

I'll worry about avoiding those determined to stick their fingers everywhere and roughly to get it happen

This is why I hate having yo warn people, some just take it as a warning, "ok, I might get wet...", others seem to think it's a challenge, to see how rough and fast they can move their fingers, several times I've had to ask guys to stop (and leave) after they've given my noon friction burns!! "

I always wonder how to spell noon. Nunn or nuhn or nün?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away

Do you travel ? Hahahaha

do you take a strap on?? "

If its made of chocolate yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away

Do you travel ? Hahahaha

do you take a strap on??

If its made of chocolate yes "

umm it's not going in that hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my sheets get messy enough with all the lube i have to use, as well as cum stains."

Just brought up a little vom in my mouth. Have visiojs of you peeling the sheets off you every morning!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my sheets get messy enough with all the lube i have to use, as well as cum stains.

Just brought up a little vom in my mouth. Have visiojs of you peeling the sheets off you every morning!!!"

they dont stay the night actualy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my sheets get messy enough with all the lube i have to use, as well as cum stains.

Just brought up a little vom in my mouth. Have visiojs of you peeling the sheets off you every morning!!!

they dont stay the night actualy. "

What your sheets? Do they have so much DNA that they can actually get up and leave?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My OH has been known to gush. However I never make it something that has to happen.

If a lady gushes or squirts then great. But the main thing is to ensure they have had a great time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No RogerRamjet fingers allowed inside my kitty. They get a gentle reminder upon insertion I want an orgasm coaxed out of me not Niagara Falls forced out. If a man wants a soaking I'm more than happy to stand over him in the bath and spray away

Do you travel ? Hahahaha

do you take a strap on??

If its made of chocolate yes

umm it's not going in that hole "

OK we'll share it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its weird.

i have dutch family, but whenever i stick my finger in a hole it just keeps getting wetter!!!

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