FabSwingers.com forum: 'How to pick up guys'

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As a single male, its hard not to notice when you're using youtube or a porn site, just how often you'll see adverts for 'pull any woman with this long forgotten trick!/three pick up lines women can't resist!' or more crass ones on the adult sites like 'THE PORN INDUSTRY HATES HIM! Make your dick 3 inches longer!/ Regain your rock hard erections!'

Do women ever get assailed with adverts of such nature?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not that I've noticed but I pay little attention to adverts.

How to pick up guys... um, be female, show cleavage, smile.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oops forgot the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to pick up guys... um, be female, show cleavage, smile."

Hmmmmmmm works every time on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aside from the grow your dick to 20" overnight, we see the same adverts you do because we're using the same sites. I don't know of any porn sites aimed solely for women

I always see the 'join this site, fat, bored, housewives are gagging for sex!' Clearly implying men really will fuck anything for free....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I get the pick up women one and penis enlargements.

I guess they think that only men watch porn

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Yup I get them too, and the cheapest viagra in town also.

As for picking up guys, walk over, start a conversation and it's every holiday of the year; in one night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always see the 'join this site, fat, bored, housewives are gagging for sex!' Clearly implying men really will fuck anything for free....

Yes I see plenty of those aswell, along with 'we have too many women, guys join for free' yadda yadda...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get any because I don't watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get an ad-blocker. Job done

It's far easier for a woman to pick up a guy than vice-versa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

normally put them in a fire mans lift, but remember to bend at the knees and not your back otherwise you could do yourself harm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those adverts are just enough way of saying "hey give us your credit cards details now - and yes- you will never be able to stop us taking a bit each month !"

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Lol... I don't notice them anymore when I'm browsing... Some of them are targetted though. I've noticed that women don't have sexual ones... They have love ones..

Find love in your town with a man who really cares... That sort of crap.

Find the man of your dreams here...

Etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must look @ the wrong ( sites ) & I can't remember the last time a woman walked over 2 me & ( chatted me up ).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women shouldn't try to pick men up. They might hurt their backs!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Not that I've noticed but I pay little attention to adverts.

How to pick up guys... um, be female, show cleavage, smile."

That hasn't worked for me. Perhaps my smile is too scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How to pick up guys"

by the willie of course.

"How to pick up ladies"

insert thumb in arse, forefinger in

fanny , and carry like a six pack

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By *obbyCock36Man
over a year ago

Bournemouth

I use No Script for Firefox, it makes the pages load soo much quicker and gets rid of 99% of the useless adverts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the exact same ads popping up. Guess they think its only men who watch porn.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol... I don't notice them anymore when I'm browsing... Some of them are targetted though. I've noticed that women don't have sexual ones... They have love ones..

Find love in your town with a man who really cares... That sort of crap.

Find the man of your dreams here...

Etc"

A bit like uniform dating you mean?

'Oh this guy must be the gentle, strong, kind, tough, professional, playful type - HE'S WEARING A UNIFORM!'

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By *r Mahogany70Man
over a year ago

Leicester

Based purely on the thread title I'd say keep a straight back and let your legs do the work

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I don't like the naff windows that pop up and say 'such and such slurry housewife wants to meet now' no matter what time I look on a porn site.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I don't like the naff windows that pop up and say 'such and such slurry housewife wants to meet now' no matter what time I look on a porn site.

Ewwww! Slurry housewives are just the wrong sort of dirty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get " one weird trick for losing weight!!" and Uniform dating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol... I don't notice them anymore when I'm browsing... Some of them are targetted though. I've noticed that women don't have sexual ones... They have love ones..

Find love in your town with a man who really cares... That sort of crap.

Find the man of your dreams here...

Etc

A bit like uniform dating you mean?

'Oh this guy must be the gentle, strong, kind, tough, professional, playful type - HE'S WEARING A UNIFORM!'"

That isn't too far from the truth in my experience. In my experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ugly women want fucking too"

"women who don't have time for dating"

I watch porn too

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By *uppy ConquerorMan
over a year ago

dundee

"As a single male, its hard not to notice when you're using youtube or a porn site, just how often you'll see adverts for 'pull any woman with this long forgotten trick!/three pick up lines women can't resist!' or more crass ones on the adult sites like 'THE PORN INDUSTRY HATES HIM! Make your dick 3 inches longer!/ Regain your rock hard erections!'with wings

Do women ever get assailed with adverts of such nature? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never knew the porn industry hated me!!?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don't like the naff windows that pop up and say 'such and such slurry housewife wants to meet now' no matter what time I look on a porn site.

Ewwww! Slurry housewives are just the wrong sort of dirty.

Quite! I meant 'slutty'

it's always the same one too....so...so tempting

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