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False widow spiders ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you seen the size of them

Huuuuuuuuuge great big buggers and they are invading us ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

We Live in Scotland - and we Found a little one Today on the kitchen wall !!!.... Hubby Reckons we have had them for years but he never knew they Bite..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had one at work..picked it up and put him outside. Well I didnt pick it up personally but told someone else to do it lol

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'd love a female residing in my shed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you seen the size of them

Huuuuuuuuuge great big buggers and they are invading us .... "

Save me pleaseeeeeeeeees

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well, im loading my window sills up with conkers ....they dont like conkers. so will stay away

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there! "

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd love a female residing in my shed "

Lol guess I should have saw that response coming after my post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking? "

Nahhhhh got loads of kids and just applied for housing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking? "

Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Huge hoohah over nothing. We used to catch them as kids. They still don't bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there! "

BURN THE SHED! BURN IT NOW!

crystal

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking? "

If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?

If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing... "

Yes males are plain and about size of a 20p and closely resemble a common house spider their bite isn't as dangerous as the females bite. In fact the bite if the female only feels like a bee sting its just that some people have allergic reactions to it where flesh eats away at itself or can provoke stroke in people with serious heart conditions but these are worse case scenarios n they only bite if they feel threatened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I can't see what your all fussing about???

Got one in the palm of my hand now and looks perfectly harmless to ... AAAAAAGHHHH AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

they do bite and are the most venemous variety of spider we have here i believe but the reactions seen in the news etc are extreme and rare.

just give them a respectful berth and they shouldn't bother you too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?

If its anything like the REAL black widow, the male will be a small insignificant brown thing...

Yes males are plain and about size of a 20p and closely resemble a common house spider their bite isn't as dangerous as the females bite. In fact the bite if the female only feels like a bee sting its just that some people have allergic reactions to it where flesh eats away at itself or can provoke stroke in people with serious heart conditions but these are worse case scenarios n they only bite if they feel threatened "

If THEY feel threatened

sod them.......what about me

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

If they anything like Red Backs they only attack if you go near their nest....

Mind you, that nest could be feckin anywhere!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I currently have 3 spiders that are stalking me....one big fat one keeps building a web right across the front door, one builds his right next to my car door, and the biggest, muscliest longest legged monster (which has muscles on him that the men on here would be proud to display) is currently in my kitchen blocking my fucking exit!!!!! Anyone got a gun?

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By *aughtySexualArousalMan
over a year ago

SPALDING

Well all I can say is everyone check ya duvet as nothing worse than getting in bed and having a good time and have one of them fuckers in there with you and it feels threatened by all the movement and it bites either the womans pussy or the blokes 9 inch cock lmao. Just imagine that ouch......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If THEY feel threatened

sod them.......what about me "

ok.. you can bite too ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If THEY feel threatened

sod them.......what about me

ok.. you can bite too ..

"

Oh i do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why worry about them?

Not like they're plotting to kill us.

We'll forget about them in a week.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

If it Wasnt For All This Foo-Faa in the press About Them

we would none the wiser ..

But we now know we had Them coming in the house For Years..

Hubby used to pick them up and throw them outside.. But he not so keen to do that anymore lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrrr

till they come walking down the hall like john wayne with an attitude like christopher lee ...then its ruuuuunnnnn for the hills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Anyways..

they dont come into mine because they have a mountain of conkers to climb over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they are FALSE widows, does that mean they are claiming benefits to which they are not entitled? I think we should be told!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If they are FALSE widows, does that mean they are claiming benefits to which they are not entitled? I think we should be told!"

Yerrr

councils having a hell of a job trying to house a widow and 50.000 kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they are FALSE widows, does that mean they are claiming benefits to which they are not entitled? I think we should be told!

Yerrr

councils having a hell of a job trying to house a widow and 50.000 kids "

Honestly... they come over here and breed worse than rabbits. You will have to excuse me I'm deranged. I'm going back upstairs now to the cellar for a lie down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think there's a false widdow gangbang going on in my shed, they're fucking everywhere

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

They have been around for years why all the news?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, im loading my window sills up with conkers ....they dont like conkers. so will stay away "

You have to make sure you drill a hole in the conkers or it wont work, it's the smell inside that they don't like. I was told this yesterday after finding one on my daughters swing in the garden....

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

They only really concern me because my cats hunt and eat spiders. I'd rather they don't get bitten by one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There really is nothing to be worried about. They've been in the UK for over a century and bites are rare (although there are always exceptions to the rule). I don't know why the press have all of a sudden got their knickers in a twist about them as their fairly harmless unless you have an allergic reaction but the same can be said about bees and wasps or anything else that can sting or bite...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a fake widow spider had a profile on here would it be a fake profile or a genuine profile and does the spider know its fake widow spider or does it think its a genuine widow spider?

So many questions in this world

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

I read in the press the real Black Widow spiders are reaching our shores.

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By *woofuslondonCouple
over a year ago

london

Hqve a female and eggs in our garden, I may venture into the garden in2015 to see how shes doing!!!

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area


"I read in the press the real Black Widow spiders are reaching our shores."

Black widows have been about in some area's for years, as have scorpions and tarantula's. They mostly exist in dock area's. The old warehouses at Dagenham were crawling with the big furry things, mainly brought in with fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just been bitten by one and boy does it sting! Bite is swollen to the size of a 50p and getting bigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain "

You can always tell how big and horrible a spider is by its tattoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, im loading my window sills up with conkers ....they dont like conkers. so will stay away

You have to make sure you drill a hole in the conkers or it wont work, it's the smell inside that they don't like. I was told this yesterday after finding one on my daughters swing in the garden.... "

Drilling holes in conkers... That might smart a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes there is currently a female residing in my garden shed and since finding it I haven't returned there!

How do you know it's a female? Is she multi tasking?

Females have a skull type design on their backs and are about the size of a 50p and dark brown in colour the makes are just plain "

I watched something about this the other day. That isn't actually true. There are 2 types of false widows in the UK. One is more venomous than the other, being the one with the markings. Nothing said about that being a female, just a different species. And the other is plain black. . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've found 3 small ones in my bathroom... I got rid quick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well all I can say is everyone check ya duvet as nothing worse than getting in bed and having a good time and have one of them fuckers in there with you and it feels threatened by all the movement and it bites either the womans pussy or the blokes 9 inch cock lmao. Just imagine that ouch......"

If this is the case I might put a nest of them in my bed...if I get bit on the cock I can put VVVVVWE with good girth on my profile ;p haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's absolutely nothing to worry about with them. They're non-aggressive and their bites aren't fatal either.

They've also been in this country for just over 100 years, so they're nothing new.

Oh yeah; and there are 12 types of spider that can bite in this country as well ... so I'd look out for those too.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"There's absolutely nothing to worry about with them. They're non-aggressive and their bites aren't fatal either.

They've also been in this country for just over 100 years, so they're nothing new.

Oh yeah; and there are 12 types of spider that can bite in this country as well ... so I'd look out for those too.

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but it was on facebook and we're all due to be killed by them, if it's on facebook, then it must be true???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I read in the press the real Black Widow spiders are reaching our shores.

Black widows have been about in some area's for years, as have scorpions and tarantula's. They mostly exist in dock area's. The old warehouses at Dagenham were crawling with the big furry things, mainly brought in with fruit "

They are called "dockers"

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