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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yep its true I have managed to do something that is totally impossible and have something working that can't possibly be ........... lol

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Time travel?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

you didnt get the kids to do the washing up did you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

nope neither of them things ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A printer?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

You got a male of the species to ask for directions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

managed to park the car, near the pavement?

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By *exystargirlWoman
over a year ago

Warrington

You've found a man who puts the toilet seat down?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A printer? "

?? and no I have issues with my printer lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"managed to park the car, near the pavement?

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cheeky can do that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

no its the real impossible .............. and has something to do with power lol

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You changed a fuse in a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A printer?

?? and no I have issues with my printer lol "

Ah, the one true mystery to science remains such

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A printer?

?? and no I have issues with my printer lol

Ah, the one true mystery to science remains such "

u could offer to help ........ lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep its true I have managed to do something that is totally impossible and have something working that can't possibly be ........... lol "
fart in the bath without creating bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A printer?

?? and no I have issues with my printer lol

Ah, the one true mystery to science remains such

u could offer to help ........ lol "

Can I help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You now understand the offside rule?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Super charged your vibrating friend lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You now understand the offside rule? "

I have understood that for many years ...... have been involved in footie for yonks lol

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"no its the real impossible .............. and has something to do with power lol "

You've increased the vibrations on your vibe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Super charged your vibrating friend lol xx "

your very close lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fixed the washing machine and had the ride of a life time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fixed the washing machine and had the ride of a life time "

nope lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Rewired a plug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rewired a plug"

I teach the kids how to do this at an early age lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn a jack hammer into a vibe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed the batteries in your Rabbit, in the dark, mid play and still got them in the right way round so you didn't come down from the brink...

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Changed a light bulb ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Super charged your vibrating friend lol xx

your very close lol "

Converted to mains power xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got a forum excited about something that'll turn out to be minor?

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

changed a light bulb for less than£6:99 what halfords charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????"

wooo hooo were u there when I did wot I did ??? lol or where are the cameras ... do tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????

wooo hooo were u there when I did wot I did ??? lol or where are the cameras ... do tell "

amazing what happens when you put new batteries in and I need some help bringing something back from the dead

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????

wooo hooo were u there when I did wot I did ??? lol or where are the cameras ... do tell

amazing what happens when you put new batteries in and I need some help bringing something back from the dead "

if its dead there is no hope ...... lol are u sure its not just hibernating ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please? "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please?

Yep "

nice explanation .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please? "

OMG Its a miracle xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please?

Yep

nice explanation ......... "

Thank you, I think maybe you are the vibe whisperer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK this is wot happened ..............

My bullet died ...... dead batteries ... so I took it apart and two batteries fell out ............ went to the shop and purchased new batteries ........ got back home ....... opened the bullet and another battery fell out ........... d'oh only bought two ............. so ... I discarded the three that were dead and put the two new ones in ........... and ............ pressed the button and it works with only two batteries in it ............. anyone got an explanation for that please?

Yep

nice explanation .........

Thank you, I think maybe you are the vibe whisperer "

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell everyone ...

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Phew .....................

Thought you'd discovered that quantum particles of the Hicks thingymegigg had expanded.into a microcosm defined energy and exploded into a hole of extremely slippery flesh.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Make sure the battery cover is secure - you wouldn't want to 'lose' a battery.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????

wooo hooo were u there when I did wot I did ??? lol or where are the cameras ... do tell

amazing what happens when you put new batteries in and I need some help bringing something back from the dead

if its dead there is no hope ...... lol are u sure its not just hibernating ?? "

He's alive but needs help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Phew .....................

Thought you'd discovered that quantum particles of the Hicks thingymegigg had expanded.into a microcosm defined energy and exploded into a hole of extremely slippery flesh. "

nope that was last week's great revelation lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brought a dead vibe back to life? Kiss of life so to speak????

wooo hooo were u there when I did wot I did ??? lol or where are the cameras ... do tell

amazing what happens when you put new batteries in and I need some help bringing something back from the dead

if its dead there is no hope ...... lol are u sure its not just hibernating ??

He's alive but needs help "

his batteries need changing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OK come on then ............ how is my bullet working on two and not three batteries?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OK come on then ............ how is my bullet working on two and not three batteries? "

There was a spare tyre?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OK come on then ............ how is my bullet working on two and not three batteries?

There was a spare tyre?!"

wtf ............... how did tyres come into this

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By *tressfreeMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Is it at full power? If not it's possible for 3 volts to make it work but I'm perplexed how it's making contact. (17th edition to those who understand)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it at full power? If not it's possible for 3 volts to make it work but I'm perplexed how it's making contact. (17th edition to those who understand) "

ure perplexed think about my poor little brain

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

come and see how its still working . im a qualified vibrologist

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