FabSwingers.com forum: Short People

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Short people got nobody

To love

They got little baby legs

That stand so low

You got to pick em up

Just to say hello

They got little cars

That go beep, beep, beep

They got little voices

Goin' peep, peep, peep

They got grubby little fingers

And dirty little minds

They're gonna get you every time

Well, I don't want no short people

Don't want no short people

'Round here

Come on, admit it you're shortist aren't you?

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

I hear ya!

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

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Come on, admit it you're shortist aren't you?

I'm a bit shortist but I'm also a bit tallist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi you!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Are you talking about Noddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you talking about Noddy?"

What's it to you Big Ears?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oi you!!

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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

I hear ya!"

Pardon?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I'm 6ft 5 ish, and my best mate is under 5ft tall.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Are you talking about Noddy?

What's it to you Big Ears?

Parp parp

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oi you!!

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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.

That's because I am tall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you!!

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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.

...shall i share my stock of yellow pages with you?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm more a shortarse

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Are you talking about Noddy?

What's it to you Big Ears?

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Oi you!!

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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.

...shall i share my stock of yellow pages with you?

It's not necessary - I have a little box I carry around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi you!!

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What do you mean Oi you!!?? I'm so short that even Ryan towers over me.

...shall i share my stock of yellow pages with you?

It's not necessary - I have a little box I carry around.

You'd end up being taller than me - ahh maan!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parp parp"

That stinks...

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple
over a year ago

Manchester Area

"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

I`m to Switzerland in a couple of weeks to teach the Gnomes of Zurich about working safely at height

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I stand up for little people, but nobody sees me

I`m to Switzerland in a couple of weeks to teach the Gnomes of Zurich about working safely at height"

They are fragile too so they need to know this stuff.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Can't say I have ever taken to the idea of fucking a shorty... but they seem very popular in R&B songs.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Can't say I have ever taken to the idea of fucking a shorty... but they seem very popular in R&B songs."

They're big in R&B?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Can't say I have ever taken to the idea of fucking a shorty... but they seem very popular in R&B songs."

I believe, according to the young persons' vernacular, its "shawty", but I still have no idea what they mean....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like kissing the heads of short people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like kissing the heads of short people

Due to having a bad back I generally just pat them on the head as a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like kissing the heads of short people

...glad my head is freshly shaved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

everyone is the same height laying down

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"Can't say I have ever taken to the idea of fucking a shorty... but they seem very popular in R&B songs.

They're big in R&B?"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I might be short, but I've got a cock like a blind cobblers thumb!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its cool bring short, its an excellent excuse to ask someone taller than you to get that food item from the top shelf

Shortys rule, and if anyone disagrees they will get a kick in the shins

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Shortys rule, and if anyone disagrees they will get a kick in the shins

I though it was headnut them in the balls?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not short I'm funsized.. Or am I a Borrower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortys rule, and if anyone disagrees they will get a kick in the shins

I though it was headnut them in the balls?

Blimey I'm not that tall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm short(gives my height on profile), yet people are surprised I'm not 6ft when they meet me...odd!

and for those wishing for the above 5'10 preference(MUST BE!) ..fair enough...but its funny to see when they get let down/timewasted etc etc..only to proclaim "the sites full of timewasters and fantasists..thinking of giving up"- ahh well, fuck off

It does make u wonder if any of these MUST BE, profiles have any real fun(in the true sense ogf the word)

anyway shortarse rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All good things come in small packages. We may be short..but we're sexy with it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All good things come in small packages. We may be short..but we're sexy with it!!

I'm short and I know it

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"All good things come in small packages. We may be short..but we're sexy with it!!

Poison comes in little packages too.

I'm handy for people to lean on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it. I'm going back to Middle Earth !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im 5'5 and for a guy that short.

get rejected so many times for my height, have zero control over it.

Relationship wise, make zero difference to whether you fall in love with someone or not.

What annoys me most is going out, most women wear high heels so those who are actually smaller, still tower over me and i become invisible to them.

That and i find even girls smaller than me, still want a 6ft.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"im 5'5 and for a guy that short.

get rejected so many times for my height, have zero control over it.

Relationship wise, make zero difference to whether you fall in love with someone or not.

What annoys me most is going out, most women wear high heels so those who are actually smaller, still tower over me and i become invisible to them.

That and i find even girls smaller than me, still want a 6ft."

It's because people are shortist - even when they are short.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you should see me at work trying to reach for the top shelf lol.

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

"That's it. I'm going back to Middle Earth ! "

Bon Voyage.. say hi to Frodo for us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you should see me at work trying to reach for the top shelf lol.

they still do top shelf porn mags down ur way???

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My short friend is not happy with her boobs. I've told her not to get a boobjob as as may be top heavy and topple over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

someone recently said we are all the same height when we are laying down???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...you should see me at work trying to reach for the top shelf lol.

they still do top shelf porn mags down ur way???"

It's all middle class where i work. Only magazines we have are those beauty magazines.

...any interest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"someone recently said we are all the same height when we are laying down???????"

No way. Have you tried doing a cheeky footsie? It is a bit of hard work. Especially when i bend my knees lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4'10" of naughty goodness here

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Any of you short people want a meet? You're about right height to give me...... Er never mind

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

shorty is a bit none pc..

prefer drag arse personally..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shorty is a bit none pc..

prefer drag arse personally.."

I think that refers to a booty bottomed cross dresser

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"shorty is a bit none pc..

prefer drag arse personally.."

I'm short and my arse is large but I don't think I'm dragging it - yet.

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